A story by Ellie (rumplekitty16) and her friend Mina (Bluerose- S.S.)

With little bits added by Jordan every now and then.

Ellie's Disclaimer- We/I don't own anything cept the computer we type this on, Mina and Starlight, and we made Blaise Zabini a guy in here, lol. We also own Jenna. Otherwise Tom Felton comes over cuz he's my bestest friend!

Hermione smiled to herself happily. Suddenly Raven and Jenna walked in with (Omigod!) smiles on their faces.

"What you smiling about?" Hermione asked.

"What do you think?" Jenna replied in her dark tone, the smile fading.

"You-you didn't see what just happened did you?" Jenna and Raven just smirked. "Oh god," Hermione smacked herself on the forehead. Suddenly Draco came downstairs with a towel wrapped around his waist; Hermione couldn't help but look at his rock hard abs and six-pack.

"Well that was quick" Hermione muttered smirking

"We're out of soap." He replied smiling

"Oh," she said looking away. Jenna and Raven were trying not to laugh, but did anyway (oh-my-god), suddenly Harry walked in, looked up, and turned back around, "I don't wanna know."

Suddenly they all burst out laughing. (Ellie-tears are streaming from her face; mina is rolling around on the floor laughing) Mina was walking down the hall.

"Don't go in there!" Harry said as she was about to open the door. She ignored him and went ahead and opened it, Hermione, Raven and Jenna were sitting on the floor talking. Draco had remembered that he could of 'Accio'-ed the soap, so he resumed his shower. Mina decided to play a prank on him; she turned down the thermostat for the bathroom so when he got out he'd be REALLY cold (she put it at like 38 degrees people, brr).

Suddenly they all heard a shriek coming from the bathroom. Hermione immediately rose and dashed up the stairs and opened the bathroom door, she saw something she didn't necessarily want to see so she shut the door when she saw Draco standing there shrieking….in the nude. She opened the door again and saw that he had put on a bathrobe.

"What's wrong?" Hermione asked, relieved to see him WITH clothes, although he didn't look half bad without them…… BAD thoughts Hermione (Ellie-tom…..nude….drools… Mina- rolls eyes at Ellie's stupidity).

"I-its c-cold, you d-don't notice i-it?"

"Oh! I'm so sorry! Mina must of done something, here I'll turn up the heat." She turns it up to its normal temperature. She left the room and left Draco to finish getting ready, trying to push the pictures of him right outside the shower out of her mind.

Hermione went into her room and wanted to change clothes, she didn't feel like, well, lets just say her clothes weren't clean. She changed into something fresh that she just got. She put on a pair of khaki shorts and a black shirt with a green happy bunny on it with the quote- "It worries me how dumb you are." She went back downstairs and talked with all her friends.

A while later Draco came downstairs, he was dressed in khaki pants and a white muscle tank with an orange and yellow button down shirt. His hair was unbrushed and looked like that of a little boy's.

"Aww did the ferret dress up to impress Hermione?" Mina taunted.

"Aww Mina, why don't you talk to someone who likes you?" Draco retorted. Hermione cracked up.

"Okay, Hey Jenna, Raven" Mina talked to them. Hermione was rolling around on the floor laughing, as tears were streaming down her face. Draco and everyone else were starring at her.

"It's from a game" she explodes in laughter.

"What game?" asked Starlight as she walked in the door.

"The third Harry Potter game." Her face was as red as Weasley's hair. "Not to mention, that's what's written on Mina's shirt!" She once again exploded in laughter. Everyone turned to look at her shirt as they laughed too.

Meanwhile, Hermione had plugged in her PS2 and was playing Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. She was playing as herself and walked up to Pansy and Pansy replied- "Why don't you talk to someone who likes you?" (that quote belongs to whoever made the HP games, not us, unfortunately). Suddenly two migrating coconuts flew across the screen, they were followed by two AFRICAN swallows, and then three EUROPIAN swallows (watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail to understand).

Awhile later some house elves appeared with trays of food. When Hermione and Draco opened the dishes they were surprised to see giant plates of….

"SPAM!" Hermione, Mina, and Draco all exclaimed together.

"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! Hey wait, GROSS!" they exclaimed together. The house elves removed those trays and opened two more revealing the actual main course of shrimp (YUM), soup (yum), and broccoli (which was IMMEDIATELY discarded (Blah!)) As the house elves disappeared they all dug in to the food.

Awhile later when they were plenty full of delicious food…

They were all sitting around in the common room watching a T.V. show. The common room was decorated in different shades of red and green, and a little black. There was a sofa and two arm chairs with two side tables. A giant big screen T.V. (yes the muggle thing called a television) was in the middle on a wall. Draco was lying on the couch, Hermione had her back against the couch and her knees pulled up against her chest, Mina was lying contently in an armchair half asleep. Starlight was on the floor lying on her stomach, a bowl of popcorn in front of her, Raven was levitating off the floor trying to meditate, Jenna was sitting beside her, trying to copy Raven. Ginny was also on the floor next to Starlight trying to steal some popcorn, receiving a swat on the hand each time, and Blaise was sitting in the other armchair, having just arrived, and was talking to Draco about all of Pansy's whining about missing Draco.

Suddenly the T.V. started to play a theme song, it was to Teen Titans! Suddenly everyone became interested in the T.V. It was the "Sisters" episode with our dearest (not!) friend Blackfire.

A/N- We hope you like it! Give us reviews and you'll get more!

Ellie- Sorry we haven't updated, we got in a mini fight! Sorry bout that! PZ REVIEW! Don't burn okay? Cuz I WILL dis back! Trust me; I am the master of Burns, Disses, and Dawging. I have gotten one burn before, wasn't pretty people!

Mina- I must agree with what Ellie said. No soap, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I just started typing my own story! YAAAY! lol