Harry Potter Meets the TTS's Monty Python Style

Chapter Title soon to be named and if not then we are screwed

Hermione woke up in her bed, "Didn't I fall asleep on the couch?" Hermione pondered to herself. She looked beside her to see Draco fast asleep, a piece of her hair was entwined in his fingers, suddenly he opened his eyes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they heard everyone downstairs yell.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they heard Pansy screech. Hermione covered her ears.

"What the hell is Pansy doing here?" Draco asked her.

"What the flip are you doing in my room?" she asked

"Well I uh, carried you up to your room last night after everyone fell asleep and I guess I just fell asleep." He shrugged.

"Well then, um, why were you; not to mention you still are, playing with my hair?" she asked him

"Well I, um, it's really pretty, and I wanted to, you know, touch it, but, then I found it so soft I wanted to uh… keep it? Well anyway I fell asleep holding it so, um, yeah."

Hermione shrugged, "Ergh, I'm tired," she said snuggling into a pillow, well she thought she could, but for some odd reasons all the pillows disappeared (winkwinknudgenudge) "Uh, Draco, where are all the pillows?" she asked him

"I don't know," he replied, still stuffing the last overstuffed pillow under her bed, "Err, um, if you uh, need a uh, pillow, uh, I'm, uh…here?.?." he said blushing

She smiled at him then moved over and rested her head on his shoulder. He grinned to himself. "Draco?" she asked him.

"Hmm?" he replied.

"You can put your arm around me now."

"Right, love," he put an arm around her and she snuggled closer to him.

Draco looked down at Hermione smiling, she opened her eyes and looked at him as he bent down and kissed her.

The door burst open to reveal Mina and Pansy each in shock.

"Okay, let's go now," Mina said dragging Pansy out the door.

Pansy bit Mina, "DrAcKiE PoOoOo! WhAt ArE yOu DoInG wItH tHaT MuDbLoOd?"

Draco looked up, "Pansy get the fuck out, she is to be considered as a future Malfoy, you speak to her as you would me, now then, GET OUT OF MY-HERMIONE'S ROOM!"

"That sounded really weird," Hermione whispered to him.

"We'll leave you alone now," Mina said to them, throwing Pansy out the door. "Finally! PANSY WHY THE BLOODY FLIP DID YOU BITE ME? YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!" Mina screamed holding a wrench above her head.

"AHH NOT A WRENCH!" Pansy squeaked.

Draco raised an eyebrow, "Where were we then?" Hermione smiled.

Everyone woke up to see Mina chasing Pansy out the door with a wrench in her hand, "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! Oh, um, sorry, did I wake you guys?" she asked.

They all groaned at her, "Well don't go upstairs, Hermione and Draco need to be alone."

"What do you mean by that?" Ginny ask.

"You don't want to know," Mina shook her head.

"Yes I do, otherwise I wouldn't have asked," Ginny retorted.

"Ergh, fine. Um, well let's just say they are officially together." Blaise raised an eyebrow, "They were kissing," Mina said simply.

Everyone nodded and pretended to be busy with something. Draco and Hermione came downstairs and everyone starred at them, "Uh, anyone want to get breakfast?" Hermione asked squeezing Draco's hand.

"Let's go to my realm!" Mina said excitedly.

"What is this realm you speak of and how must we get there?" Star asked.

"Ever read Lord of the Rings?"

"Yes I am quite acquainted with those books." She said grinning.

"Well I live there."

"You do?" Star's eye's lit up, "I always have wished to go there! Let us go now please!"

And off they were to Rivendale, where the festival of festivals was going on!

"'Ello there Mina, Legalon!" a girl with brown and blonde hair cheered, "Who's 'ere with ya?"

"Well this is Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Ginny, Jenna, Blaise, Draco, Hermione and StarLight."

"Oh I see, why 'ello there to ya all, I'm Elle," A black haired boy came up behind her, Oh, and this is Joel," she giggled. Mina went and hugged her, "It's so good to see ya Mina! We missed you, terribly," Elle said squeezing her best friend.

"Guys this is my best friend and practically sister Elle, and her um, other best friend Joel."

"You guys hungry?" Joel asked, they saw his face, he was very punkish rebel looking.

They all went off to go and get some food at the local um, pub (Elle-oO?). Hermione looked up to see Elle and Raven in a conversation, turned out Elle wasn't usually as happy as she was earlier, as it turns out her best friend for about a year, Joel, had asked her out earlier that day. He was talking to Draco while holding Elle's hand. Hermione wished she had someone like that, Draco was, there, but, he wasn't there, if that makes any sense at all, which I don't think it does, but it should, and I hope it does babble, babble, babble.

Robin was back at Hogwarts after seeing that the people of Rivendale said for him to take off his mask because it looked ridiculous and made him mad.

Beast Boy and Cyborg were having a contest against Merry and Pippin to see who could drink the most and were all merrily singing-

You can drink your fancy ales

You can drink 'em by the flagon

But the only brew

For the brave and true

Come's from the green dragon!

© Lord of the Rings Return of the King

"I win!" They heard Pippin yell.

"No you didn't! Merry retorted.

"Did too!" he whined.

"Um guys," Cyborg interrupted ," Well, uh, we won."

'DID NOT!" Merry and Pippin yelled.

"DID TOO!" Cy and BB yelled back.

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"SHUT THE BLOODY FLIP UP!" Mina and Elle shouted at them.

The four settled down and all sat at another table and continued to talk in a low voice.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!'"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

Suddenly the table they were sitting at burst into flame as Elle's uncontrollable magic power (and uncontrollable temper! (Mina)) took force.

"ELLE!" Mina and Joel shouted.

"Err, um, " she squirmed, "Sorry but they were annoying!"

"Eh, good point!" Mina said giggling.

Star let the ice cream in her bowl melt and drip out of her spoon as she watched it intently.

"Star, what's wrong?" her sister StarLight asked.

She sighed, "I miss Robin and his silly temper," Star said glumly, still watching her ice cream. Her sister nodded in understandment.

Suddenly people working at the pub emerged from the back room carrying a sparkling cake towards Hermione, Draco, Mina, Elle, Joel, BB, Rae, SL, SF, etc. table and were singing, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR mumbles an inaudible name HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOU!" The stopped right in front of Raven.

"Uh….. It's not my birthday…" she muttered.

The waiters looked around and caught eyes with Elle, she smiled in delight. "Happy Birthday…Miss" they said before entering the back room.

"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Joel asked horrified over the fact that he didn't get her a present.

"Uhh…no, I just wanted the free cake…." She said, taking another bite in her mouth. Select parts of the table laughed.

A rather large Swedish woman walked over to the group, "Helga the Swedish cook vants to take your order!" she said smiling.

"Then why doesn't Helga ask us?" Cy asked.

"That's because Helga is asking you now! I am Helga the Swedish cook who talks in third-person!"

"Right, I will have a… anything vegan- TOFU!" Beast Boy was all excited.

"I'll have something…" said Raven.

"I'll have… a cinnamon sugar scone." Elle said, "And a Vanilla Coffee if that's ok."

"JONES BERRY LEMONADE!" Mina yelled.

"I'll just have a raspberry scone and some diet coke," Joel said happily.

And They Had Their Little Scones Like A Tea Party Until Forever After and It's The End

…..Not Really…..

We will be back here shortly…we hope….

Elle: I wanna scone!
Mina: munch munch

Elle: what ya eatin? I wanna scone! Gimme it!
Mina: munch munch

Elle: sigh I love Joel….

Mina: I love Billy

Elle: Well to bad Billy isn't in the story now is he?

Mina: So? I still love him

Elle: I love Joel….

Mina: Oh dear God not again