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Author's Note: Well, I got three reviews, and that's enough for me… Ok I'm lying, I am a very impatient author, and I was dying to let you guys read the other one hehe, but please don't use that knowledge against me, and still leave me reviews. Well I'll leave you with the next 'lost memory', enjoy and comment, please. But before that, thanks to:
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For they're reviews, I'm glad you like it, thanks for the reviews, and I hope you enjoy this too.
Lorien Lupin
"Lost Memories: The Marauders"
Author: Lorien Lupin
II. Mate, you're a girlRemus stood up suddenly. His eyes became wide with worry as that funny tingling sensation spread all over his body.
"What's the matter, Mr. Lupin?" – Asked Professor Slughorn, his voice sounding slightly surprise.
"I… mmmhh… I'm just… I'm going to…" – replied Remus, stuttering and pointing at the open door.
Without finishing the sentence, and with fear beginning to grow in him, Remus ran out of the Potion's classroom.
"Mr. Lupin, where do you think you're…" – Exclaimed the teacher approaching the door as well.
Three more students stood up and picking up theirs and Remus' things approached the still surprise teacher.
"And where do you three think you're going?" – Asked Professor Slughorn, beginning to sound more angry than surprise.
"We are just…" – whispered the three boys at the same time, pointing at the door, before they too ran out of the classroom.
The three boys run down the hallway, their backpacks bouncing on their shoulders; looking for a sign of their friend until a strange voice, that somehow resembled their missing friend's voice, stop them.
A loud "Oh by Merlin!" burst in the hallway exactly from inside a broom closet.
"Remus is that you?" – Asked Sirius staring at the closed door.
A muffled "aha" came through the door followed by a soft "yeah".
"What happened to your voice?" – Asked James.
"It sounds… girlish" – completed Peter.
"Of course it sounds girlish!" – Shrieked the voice through the closed closet door – "I'm a freaking girl!"
The three boys outside the broom closet looked at each other with unblinking eyes.
"You are a girl?" – Repeated Sirius slowly.
"Yes!" – Exclaimed Remus again.
"The potion?" – Asked James calmly and slightly amused.
"Yes!" – Repeated Remus.
"Peter?" – Asked Sirius with an amuse smile of his own.
"I would bet on it" – exclaimed the angry, feminine voice behind the door.
An embarrassed looking Peter stuttered an apology to his friend in the broom closet, apology that was sincerely accepted by the still freak out Remus.
"Well you should probably go to the hospital wing" – exclaimed James.
"I'm not leaving this place looking like this" – stated Remus' new voice.
"So, you're really a girl, uh?" – Asked Sirius.
"Yeah, what's your point?"
"Everywhere?"
"SIRIUS!"
"What! Tell me you haven't look" – said Sirius.
"Well, excuse me if I was too worry about my new boobs to notice anything else" – shrieked Remus.
"Well?" – Exclaimed James after a moment of silence.
"Well what!"
"Well, are you going to look or not?"
"OK".
There was a brief moment of silence, followed by a "Lumos" and then another moment of silence followed by a scream.
"Oh, Merlin!" – Shrieked Remus' voice from inside the closet.
"What!" – Asked three suddenly concerned boys at the same time.
"Little Remus is gone!"
Sirius burst into a loud laughter, while James and Peter exchange amused looks, and cringed slightly at the thought.
"Shut up, Sirius, you moron!" – Yelled Remus – "or I'll reap out yours with a fork".
"Ok, ok; I'll shut up" – promised Sirius between laughs before covering his mouth with both hands.
James snickered silently for a couple of seconds before speaking again.
"Remus, you need to get out of there, so Madame Pomfrey can reverse the effects of the potion".
"You guys promise you won't laugh?" – Asked Remus' new voice after a moment.
"Yes" – answered James and Peter at the same time.
"I can't promise that" – said Sirius laughing again.
James slapped Sirius on the head, and sent him a reprimand look.
"Shut up, Sirius, or I will give him the fork".
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry" – apologized Sirius, still smiling, but managing to suppress his laughter – "I promise I won't laugh either, Remus. Please come out so we can take you to the hospital wing".
"Ok".
Remus unlocked the door and came out of the closet (A.N. literally speaking); immediately sending Sirius a warning look, but Sirius didn't laugh; he was too busy staring at his friend's new appearance to laugh.
"Mate, you're a girl" – exclaimed a wide eye Peter.
"Thank you, Peter, for stating the obvious" – responded Remus sarcastically.
"Mate, you're a hot girl" – stated James next.
"Don't even start, James" – exclaimed an annoyed Remus.
"Look at the knockers!" – Exclaimed Sirius finally, and staring directly at Remus very stretched t-shirt.
"NO! No way! Nobody is looking at any knockers" – yelled Remus, crossing his arms over his chest, and turning away from his three friends.
"Oh, come on, mate!" – Exclaimed Sirius – "just a quick look".
"Of course not!" – Yelled Remus – "I'm going to the hospital wing" – added next with annoyance before walking away, arms still crossed over his chest.
The other three boys followed the sandy haired "girl", still snickering and laughing quietly.
"Remus is an angry girl" – stated James with an amused smile.
"Remus is hot angry girl" – stated Sirius, with an amused smile of his own – "but I bet that I would be even hotter, I would be a knocked out".
"I would be hotter than you would" – exclaimed James.
"That's so not true, mate" – said Sirius – "you'd be a skinny girl, with big glasses and permanently tangle hair. And you don't even start, Peter; you'd be an ugly girl, period".
"Ha, ha, very funny, Sirius".
"Could you three SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"Man, half an hour as a girl and he is already PMSing" – exclaimed Sirius.
"I heard that!"
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"Well, this T-shirt is ruined for the day" – complained Remus entering their room on the tower and removing his stretched t-shirt.
His three friends entered behind him, closing the door and sitting on the nearest bed to wait for Remus.
"Oh, cheer up, Rem" – exclaimed Sirius, while Remus opened his trunk, throwing the stretched t-shirt in it, and pulling out another one – "at least you got to see real boobs for the first time, so what if they were your own".
"Oh, shut the hell up, Sirius!" – Growled Remus, half annoy, half amuse – "I'm done, lets go back to class" – said next, laughing shortly when the amusement won the fight, and walking out the room followed by his friends.
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End of lost memory II.
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Author's Note: Well, that was it; hope it make you laugh, even a little bit. Be nice now, and leave me a review, I'll appreciate it. Kisses to all, and an especial hug to those who drop me a few lines (and two for those who drop me a lot of lines hehe). Bye.
Lorien Lupin