Chocolate covered crack filled cross overs
Okay SLASH! I love slash…. my name doesn't show how much I love anime but, oh well….. Me and my bestest friend Ko-Toni are writing a cross over!
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"Sasuke… I don't want melt the chocolate, its your turn!" whined Naruto.
"It is your turn, cause you got to roll in the chocolate first last time," grumbled the moody Sasuke.
"Yeah, well you got to lick it off of me first!" Naruto stated angrily.
"You are going to melt the chocolate because I have to clean up the house because we have guest coming," Sasuke ordered his little lover boy.
"Who the hell is coming?" the blonde asked, mad because they would miss a night of porn and chocolate.
"Wolfram and Yuri, you dumb ass… You knew they were coming last Saturday," Sasuke muttered. "By the way, you might want to put some clothes on you freakin' nudist…"
Naruto looked down at his pale nude body with a small blush spreading on his face, It was then that the blonde looked up and licked Sasuke's chest " Your naked too, So I'll help you put on your cloths." Naruto whispered in Sasuke's ear as he leaned close to the other boy with a smirk written on his face.
Sasuke let out a stray moan but quickly covered his mouth and lifted his leg to kick Naruto in the face "NO!" He screamed while standing up and fishing for his cloths in the pile on the floor.
Naruto rubbed his chin, It was now a red mark from where the other boy kicked, with a frown on his face and a roll of his eyes "You will never let me get on top, Will you?" The fox boy hissed as he began searching for his own clothing that he had thrown carelessly on the floor.
As Sasuke was pulling on his jacket he always wore (to Naruto's disgust for it was really hard to get off) as someone knocked on the door.
"Damn…" he muttered softly. "Naruto, finish getting your clothes on before you come out see Wolf and Yuri."
When the blonde fox rolled his eyes, Sasuke hit him gently on the back of his head when he went to open the door.
"OMG IT IS SASUKE!" screamed hyper active drug addict Yuri.
"Erm, nice to see you too," Sasuke politely responded, trying not to think about the relationship he had previously had with the young demon king.
Apparently Wolfram had been thinking the same thing because he had an embarrassed grin on his face.
"Long time, no see," he joked weakly, trying not to think about it.
"OMG ITS WOLFRAM!" screamed the also hyper active sex addict Naruto.
"Shit… Its him again," Wolfram muttered depressed.
K0o-Toni- Haha, That is the end of chapter ONE!
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