Kagome the Annoying One

by sakuryn

A Kagome bashing poem. That's all there is to it. Don't like, don't read. Or you will be forced to suffer consequences.

Hi, yes, this is the REVISED version of my Kagome hate poem. So yeah. Let's get to it. P.S. I don't give a crap if my poems don't flow.

Disclaimer: I don't own jack.

Kagome the Annoying One

Kagome, my hatred for you is abstract.

Is it because of the grey matter you lack?

You complain all the time, it is weird.

Sort of like a piece of salmon that isn't seared.

I hate you a lot and I'm proud to say I do,

I don't understand how anyone could actually like you.

Maybe I'm just dumb, or perhaps I'm overly-right,

Because, seriously, girl, you can't put up a fight.

You are weak, and that is that,

And under that uniform, I wouldn't be shocked if you were fat.

Your voice is high-pitched and that pisses me off,

EVERYTHING you do is high-pitched, even your damn cough.

You don't belong in that era so go back to your time,

You are stupid and so un-sublime.

You have way too much attention as it already is,

So step aside and let someone else go, you un-lady-like Miss.

In fact, why don't you disappear?

And then my happiness will be very near.

Go bug someone else; I'm sick of your whining,

Complaining, and yelling, and horrible timing.

You make the show worse, don't you get it?

Go away you bitch, tell someone else to "SIT".

Alright. Yeah. That's it. I HATE KAGOME. Sorry, that slipped. Dude, FLAMER PEOPLE, I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS. Flame ALL you want. I'm letting you. Go ahead. Push that button. I DARE you.

sakuryn