Discaimer: I no own any of the CC crew, CLAMP does.
Chapter 1: Do not come between Kero and his sweets... and Cars.
Sakura's POV "Kero-chan! Please quit fighting with Syoran-kun!" This was a feeble attempt to calm the angry storm. Even with
this knowledge I still decide to try and quell the argument comming from Kero-chan and Syoran-kun. They were arguing over the
last of the donuts that Yue had surprisingly made that morning.
Another surprise to us all was that Yue-san had seen Yukito-san drive many times and knew how too. His skills were really
good too. I wish I could drive. Making a cute pouty face, Kero-chan managed to snatch the donut from Yue-san's hand. Yue-san
glared at Kero-chan momentarily before settling for his tea. I still say that Yue is the unchallenged, 'king of glares'.
Syoran growled at Kero-chan and tried to grab the helpless donut. "Its mine you stuffed animal!" Syoran-kun made the
statement quite obvious as he got the donut and bit into it. This might have been a mistake. "Prepare for your DOOM, Brat"
Kero-chan launched his attack. Me, being the peacemaker decided to try and end the fight. Grabbing Kero-chan, I shoved my
donut into his mouth. Little blushes appeared the Guardian's cheeks as he munched eagerly on the donut. Sighing I looked for
Yue-san, who was in the kitchen. "Yue-san, what are you doing?" I tilted my head in a confused manner. He sighed in a response
worthy of a annoyed Moon Guardian. "I'm trying to make something to put both Li-kun and Kerobus to sleep... I need peace"
Yue-san gave his reasoning. His small gray kitten mewed from his head. Yue-san never left without that kitten. I loved the
name of the kitten, Fuzzy. "Do you think it'll work Yue-san?" I walked over to pet Fuzzy. He nodded with a air of pride. "Hai,
it will work..." was the confident reply.
A crash from the kitchen told me that I shouldn't have left the other two alone. Me and Yue-san ran into the room where we had
left them and face faulted. (AN: Yes, Yue has a kitten named Fuzzy! Muahahahahahaha! Yue: Kill me now...) The room was a wreck.
"Admit defeat Brat! Admit that I am the almighty Sweet Lord and all shall before me!" We both sweatdropped at seeing
Kero-chan in full guardian mode towering over a shaking Syoran-kun. This is what we call 'Kero-chan's ultimate Hyperness!'
This of course was a proven fact, and it should be feared by all. Yue-san's new creation would now be tested. "Here, Sweet
Lord, an offering unto thee..." Yue-san's voice dripped a deadly sarcasm. The Moon Guardian handed both Syoran-kun and
Kero-chan a cookie filled with his concaction. After one bite, both fell down onto the floor asleep. Yue-san seemed to be
beyond reliefed at the quietness filling the room. Fuzzy crawled onto Kero-chan and fell asleep aswell, soft purrs issuing
from the gray fuzzball. I tried to stifle a laughter as Yue-san then procedded to do his hair up into a loose ponytail and
prepare to drive a fighting mortal boy, hyper stuffed animal, me, and himself to the beach.
The next day, Kero-chan and Syoran-kun were surprisingly still sleepy from the cookies that Yue-san had given them. Fuzzy was
of course tagging along, Yue never drove without that kitten. I gave a small smile to myself, now realizing it was a good idea
that I had gotten Yue-san the kitten. As we neared the beach, Kero-chan and Syoran-kun regained their energy. Yue-san was now
visibly annoyed, as Kero-chan started talking non-stop about sweets and the Sakura Cards. Any passing cars would see a silver
haired woman, talking stuffed animal, teenage boy arguing with the stuffed animal, and teenage girl trying to stop them.
(AN: Yes, most people I've shown Yue to say he is a woman... --' Yue: Joy... -holds gun at head-)
BMA: Right... well I've run out of things to type! o.o'
Yue: Then why do you bother to type it?
BMA: Because I like this story! -superpose mode-
Yue: Right time to answer reviews...
RedEyesDarknessDragonLady: I checked and I am spelling the names correctly -nods- Thankyou anyway
crapoholics: Yay! Funny story! This is a good thing! -Yue heard saying "No it isn't"- Quiet minion! I'm trying to continue as fast as I can, but school has started, thus makes my typing job harder! But I shall continue I promise!
yingyanggirl: I tried my hardest to make this funny.
BMA: Thank you Reviewers! Please help me continue with more Reviews! They are my life support! Yue: Right... She'll continue when she hits 8 reviews... Please, feed the authoress...
