Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters... J.K. Rowling does. If I did, I would be in Disney Land. :Grins: Also, credit to 'Dustytail' apparently. And Norwegianchick101. :Grins again:
Author's Note: In her review, Norwegianchick101 gave me a fantastic idea; To take questions in reviews. Yay. Just, now that I've said this, I probably won't get any reviews. Hate how that works. ;) So. Sirius is in bold. Remus is in Italics. James is in bold italics. And Lily is in Italic underlined. Now! To the story!
Marauders Mag... 2:
Welcome all to the Marauders Mag, where we talk... AND YOU LISTEN TO CAPTAIN DOGGY-BEARD!
He's going to do this every time now, isn't he?
Definitely wouldn't doubt him of it. That one is insane.
I heard that Prongs. :Frowns:
I think it's completely true. Now, instead of wasting our time blabbing about nothing like last time, let's actually answer these questions.
I think we answered some great questions last time. Woody loves to be included. The whole woodchuck thing gave him a chance. :Grins:
You will not start that again, Black.
'Course not. Now... To the questions! MAIL CALL::Turns into an animagus and chases tail:
:Rolls eyes and takes letter::Ahem: "Lily, would you mind if I stole your husband from you? But you don't really need to answer that, cuz I'm gonna do it anyways!"
Looks like you're popular again, Jimmy, even with a wife.
:Fumes: MY NAME IS NOT JIMMY.
But it sounds so cute. So don't argue, Jim-Jim.
I say the person is lying... :Sigh:
:Ahem: I shall handle this::Flies around like a super hero:
Look! Up in the sky! IT'S THE JIM-JIM SIGNAL! Jimmy to the rescue!
I am going to kill you, Padfoot. I really am.
Captain Doggy-Beard. :Hint hint:
Excuse me for ruining your little game of make-believe, but we're posting in a magazine, someone wants to steal James, and you are being a super hero.
You're right Evans. Jimmy is a Super ZERO. He should have his powers taken away. :Large grin:
Well, I was being a super hero for a reason, Lily. :Grin: Wait... aren't we eighteen?
Definitely.
Another three years to wait. :Sigh: And someone after me in the process. I feel so special.
This happens to me everyday::Gloat-ish grin:
Are you married?
Nope. Is that a problem?
Doesn't matter. So... I think hiring twenty-four hour protection with be good, James.
Sure, whatever. Just as long as cream pies aren't protecting me...
Are you kidding James? No cream pies have ever succeeded in passing the body-guard courses! I suggest an army of ants...
Right... I vote going onto the next question. Now, who agrees?
:Puts hand up:
:Puts hand up:
That poor person in the letter must be feeling so depressed. You should be ashamed of yourselves::Sniffle:
Don't get into the papaya thing again.
Papaya's are not picture frames! It's just too true! Have you ever tried to eat a picture frame? It's mighty tough.
Are you meaning to tell me you took a bit out of a picture frame?
:Shifty eyes: No...?
Next! Me?
Sure.
:Ahem: "Do you think coconuts are migratory?"
Great. Now Padfoot's going to go all 'Monty Python' on us. Great question, Moony. :Frowns:
Hey! I didn't choose it! Blame the person who came up with it!
But they could be carried by a swallow!
Great. Let's just leave this one, okay?
Sounds good to me. Black... Are you still on the verge of sanity?
:Shakes head: NEXT QUESTION'S MINE!
Fine. Okay. Go on, hurry up pound dog.
I am not a pound dog, Prongs. I am a well-bred animagus.
You're a mutt. Happy? Now, hurry up with the question.
:Mutter: Whatever, Jim-Jim. :Cough: "Why did the turkey cross the road?"
To fill in for the chicken?
Mmmm... chicken...
:Snaps fingers: I think he's out. LOOK! SNAPE'S HAIR IS ACTUALLY WASHED!
What? It is? Hey! You tricked me. :Pout:
:Shrug: Imagine if Snape was here.
Snape::Enters:
This is not good...
Snape::Glares: Wait... where am I? Stupid good-for-nothing marauders who don't deserve a capital...
:Rolls eyes: Feeling the love, aren't we? Get outta here Snape, of face the business end of my wand.
Snape::Mutter mutter::Something about stupid wand skills::Walks out the door, flashing different colours:
:Grins: I am GOOD!
Too bad we didn't interrogate him. That would've been a good idea, eh?
Sure would. Now... next question.
This one is mine. :Clears throat: "Eight factorial to the power of eleventy, then plus pie. Square root and add finite. Times this by the space-time-continuum. What is the answer?
Are we actually meant to know that? Eleventy isn't a number! What number is finite, and I forgot what the space-time-continuum is.
Sounds like you would know the answer if you had those facts Moony. That's just... freaky... :Steps away:
:Glares:
So... is it time-up yet?
One more question... shout bags for who gets to answer it... One... Two... Three...
BAGS!
BAGS!
BAGS!
Looks like Lily gets to answer it. :Smiles::Hands over letter:
Thank you. :Grins: "Remus, may I please have a shoe?"
A... shoe?
A SHOE::Laughs hysterically:
Someone wants Moony's shoe... Look's like they've never smelt it before...
My shoes do not smell. Not as bad as yours, Mr. I could wipe out the defensive squad when I take off my shoes!
Are you making a point Moony? I am offended. My shoes couldn't kill off the defensive squad!
Yeah! I'd say it'd kill of a lot more than the Defensive Squad. The Navy... the soldiers...
Hardy har har, Jimmy. :Glare: I am ending this. Aloha from Sirius and the Gang.
It is NOT Sirius and the gang! And my name isn't Jimmy. It's James.
That's what you think, Jim-Jim. :Evil grin: We are SatM!
SatM?
SatM? What are you thinking, Black?
That you aren't in the name, Evans. :Grin::Is hit by James: FINE. SEatM!
Well, apparently there is team in SEatM... if you move the letters around...
Are you kidding? There's TEAMS in that word!
Okay. It's settled. We're SEatM GOODBYE FROM SEATM!
Wait! That stands for Sirius, Evans and the Marauders! Why do you and Lily get to be in the title... More importantly, you.
:Grins: Lily's there because you punched me. I'm there because I'm the leader. ALOHA ALL::Runs: