Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters... J.K. Rowling does. If I did, I would be in Disney Land. I'm sure you're starting to understand that by now. :Broad grin: Also, credit to Chitoryu12.
Authors note: Okay... Crazy4tamorap: Thank you, simply. :Grin:
Now. Remember: Sirius is in bold. Remus is in italics. James is in bold italics. While Lily is in italic underline. Any guests will have their names written down before what they say, in a normal font.
Marauders Mag... 3:
Welcome to the Marauders Mag, we're Captain Doggy-Beard, Moony, Evans, and Jim-Jim talk and you sit there and listen and appreciate us!
You're just getting more and more of an ego, Padfoot.
Aren't you proud of me?
Not a chance. Not no way, not no how can I be proud of an ego.
Um. Right. Er... Hey, Jimmy, did ya leave your future-wife home this time?
No he did not.
Greeeeat. :Glower:
I feel very high on your list of who's special... :Sarcasm:
Okay... I suggest we start this. Unless there's anything else you want to say::Looks around:
No girls. :Glares at Lily:
I'm sure you'll be very gleeful in substituting her for Snape now, won't you, Padfoot?
:Scowls: Fine, the gal can stay.
Knew you'd come around, Padfoot. Now... I suggest we start this... as I did a few seconds ago. Unless we have any /other/ interruptions?
:Stops chewing on picture frame: Just ain't no papaya... :Pouts:
Were you just chewing on a picture frame?
Er... :Shifty eyes::Hides frame: No...
Okay! Let's start this! No interruptions!
Why do you want to get through this so far, James?
:Shrug: No reason, I guess. Just Padfoot is a lot more insane than he used to be. Just noticed.
Just?
I am not insane! Your head isn't working! You're insane::Pouts:
Okay... Stop this. Let's just hurry up and start! We don't need to argue about who's insane. Black goes without saying... So let's not say.
I really don't like you, Evans. :Eye twitch:
You just don't know me enough...
I've known you for the past seven years. I think I know you enough. :Glare: So... let's start. :Sigh:
Good. :Sighs: Sirius... mail call...
MAIL CALL::chases tail:
Okay... I have no idea how that helps to get the letters, Padfoot.
Er... :Passes letters:
:Rolls eyes: So, who wants to go first today?
I will! Choose me::Waves hand:
Er... Okay Moony.
:Ahem:Cough::Clears throat: Hem hem...
:Screams: UMBRIDGE! BATTLE STATIONS::Hides:
Er... Sorry? I'll just read the letter now, I guess. "Nice work. Hey Sirius, could you turn into a wolf and kill Joe Lieberman, John Kerry, Hilary Clinton and Bill Clinton? They will bring the downfall of America!"
I am not a wolf! I am a... Er... some sort of wolf-like dog. :Nod:
Riiiiight. Who are those people again?
We wouldn't know... because our silly New Zealand writer knows nothing of America besides some of the stuff...
IT'S THE WRITERS FAULT! GET HER!
Eternal Devil Dog: Eep. This is not good..
TACKLE!
Eternal Devil Dog::Ahem: Your silly tackles cannot hold me down. I played... some tackle sport... Um... forgot the name...
:Tackles:
Eternal Devil Dog::Grumble: Gerroffmeeee!
:Triumphant look::Walks away:
Eternal Devil Dog: RUUUUN!
:Goes off to find those American people: Silly writer... Deciding to come from New Zealand... Doesn't know anything about anywhere else...
Eternal Devil Dog: Excuse me, but I do know a little bit... We are forced to do stuff in school, you know?
'Course we know. Now, get back to your writers duty. We're on the third page in WordPerfect and we've only answered one question. :Grumble:
Okay... So, we'd better hurry up and get to the next question.
I BAGS IT. :Coughs: "Are chipmunks cool?"
Chipmunks? That sounds like a lolly...
:Rolls eyes: It's kind of like a squirrel...
Silly squirrels. They get in my way while I'm an animagus.
I take a few snaps at them as a werewolf... But no chipmunks... So... I guess chipmunks are okay?
I like chipmunks... They're so cute.
They sound okay... So... are we done?
:Ahem: I will be saying when we're done... WE'RE DONE! Send your questions in with your reviews... blah, blah, blah...
I didn't know you knew all about the story stuff!
Well, I'm part of this... the MAIN part, so, of course I know. Aloha, from SEatM! Mixed up spells teams!
Why do I have the strangest feeling Sirius is actuallythe leader?
'Cause his head is big enough to substitute for all of us?
I heard that::Storms out:
:Grins: Aloha from James, Lily and Remus. I feel special now.
Same 'ere, actually! Stay tuned for another issue, all.
xxx
Sorry for the shorter chapter... At least I THINK it's shorter... not entirely sure. :Grins: