Disclaimer: Yeah... I don't own Harry Potter. JKR does. I love Disney Land, but I've never been there, and I wouldn't be wasting away my life sitting here, would I? Credit to... all those peoples questions I use in this. .
Authors Note: Thanks you guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while! But I'm updating now, so... don't worry... be happy! Yay! Remember, Sirius is in bold, Remus is in italics, Lily is in italic underline, And James is bold italic.
Marauders Mag... 4:
Welcome to the Marauders Mag! Yes, this is Remus introducing us! Moony, Prongs and Lily! And whoever else decides to come!
Yeah... Where'd Padfoot go::Wonders:
:Coughs::Flashback:
I'LL GET YOU, REMUS! Get me out of this closet! I want to introduce us!
No idea, Prongs. But I bet he'll be here soon. :Grins innocenty:
I'm here! Sorry I'm late! Yes, I'm here Black! Wait... where is Black?
I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING ME! I'M INNOCENT! I mean... er...
I swear I'll– Oh... Hi everybody. Welcome to...
It's done, Padfoot. You don't need to introduce us.
What? That isn't fair! I wanted to introduce us!
You introduced us the last three times, Black. Give someone else a go once in a while.
I bags next issue!
:Mutters:
Okay! Lets get onto this! I think we have a lot of questions this time. A certain author has been...
Eternal Devil Dog: Lily, you'll be quiet now. :Returns to seat::Continues writing:
I'm first. :Sighs: I do this reluctantly: Sirius. Cue... you. Yeah...
MAIL CALL::Chases tail:
Yeah, this is getting real old. You need something new, Black.
Yeah... Hmm... :Balances on head and swirls around::Falls over: Aaarrghhh... Okay. I'm going to return to chasing ta– OH! LOOK! IT'S A SQUIRREL::Chases it instead:
... Lovely. :Ahem: Not... the Umbridge cough.
:Edges nervously toward protective fort:
"What is the square root of a pickle, divided by my gopher, times the speed of a flux capacitor, minus a pound of moldy cheese?"
... Care to repeat that?
No way.
Okay... What is the square root of a pickle?
Okay then. I'll thank that person for their... lovely random questions, I guess.
You do that, Evans.
Shut it, Black. Yeah... I'll go ask a talking calculator next time I find one...
Yeah. I want to answer the next one. :Rips open envelope with teeth: Ahem. "Remus? Have you a girlfriend?" Ha ha, Moony.
... No?
I have no idea why, but this is amusing.
Why? 'Cause I said no? NO NO NO!
Eh... okay, it's not funny anymore...
... Good. Now, I shall continue. Ahem. "Sirius, can I have your babies?" Hey. Hold on...
Is it just me, or are you slow, Padfoot?
Of course, it's just you, Evans. And I don't know if I should answer that. oO
Yeah... er... :Coughs: So, are you going to sit there and look disturbing, or are we going to keep going?
The first one. :Sits:
That wasn't expected...
Yeah... I was planning on the second one.
... Did I say second? I meant first!
Oh good Lord!
:Snorts: Sirius...
You said first. You're meant to say second.
Whoops. Er...yeah... Did I say first? I meant second.
Yeah... Okay.
Oh, and the answer to that last one is... Um... :Coughs: Who are you, eh?
I vote that we just forget this... I'm answering this one! "If you do the hokey pokey, and turn yourself about, is that what it's REALLY all about?"
Of course it isn't. It's all about the ice cream that comes with it.
I actually expected you to say that.
Mmm... Hokey Pokey ice cream... It is existent in other countries, right? 'Cause the writer isn't all that smart...
Eternal Devil Dog: I heard that.
You wrote that, mate.
Eternal Devil Dog: ... Okay, this is too messed up. :Leaves:
:Grins: But, yeah. It's about the hokey pokey ice cream. .
The rat leapt over the dog.
Er...
Remus, I thought you were sane.
I am... I just haven't spoken in a while. So, that's why I'm doing the next question! Ha! TAKE THAT!
You've been around Sirius too long, Moony. You need a vacation.
I suppose you're right... Maybe a trip to...
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!
The ice cream truck?
Yeah! Look out– Oh. Another random 'not written by Sirius' moment. Sorry about that. Very distracting when ice cream comes past the writers window.
I think Devil's intruding too much.
Devil: Fine. :Be's quiet:
Er... yeah. I'm just going to say the question now...
You tell those spiders, Ron.
What spiders? And I'm not Ron.
:Grins: Sorry 'bout that...
"What do you think of naked mole rats?"
Devil: Fer-eaky. I was just watching Kim Possible. oO
Yes...
Naked mole rats are like... Naked and stuff.
Devil: Yeah... But Rufus is cool. .
I'm just going to sit here and not know of Kim Possible.. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!
So... why don't we just say that some are cool, but look rather strange 'cause they're hairless?
Sounds pretty good to me.
Yeah. Sounds good. So...
THIS QUESTION'S MINE::Ahem:
Unfair. I wanted this question.
And you expect me to be fair?
I don't think anyone expects anything that involves you being sane from you, Sirius.
... Is that a compliment?
Nope.
:Mutters:
:Shifty eyes: Question's mine now. "Lily, why haven't you strangled one of them yet? You're too smart to hang around Sirius. His insanity might rub off on you!"
Hey! I heard that! I'm not insane. Yet... :Coughs:
Strangle one of them? I don't strange people, plainly. But I think I may of burst their eardrums with yelling.
Sure did, Evans. :Sighs:
Er... yes... but I have been close to physically strangling them once. And, yes, I believe it was Sirius... Or was it James?
I'm hurt.
You shouldn't be. You really got on her nerves.
And how do you know this, eh?
Isn't it obvious
Eh... Well... yeah, I guess.
And there's my point.
WHERE? WHERE? I DON'T SEE IT! Oh, there it is. On top of that power pole.
Eh... yeah... I sent it to the top of the power pole...
One more question left for now! Wow! Six pages! ... Is that a lot?
I dunno. To lazy to see. :Shrugs:
Question! "Remus, what do you find attractive in a woman?" Ah... this is just TOO obvious to answer...
... Er, the average stuff?
S'probably different than whatever Sirius is cooking up in his mind. :Inches away from Sirius:
:Grins insanely::Hugs Woodchuck:
Oh! Don't let that woodchuck come here again!
Would I do that Evans?
... Yes. Definitely.
Too right. :Blabs about woodchuck tongue twisters:
Er... I think we should get back to the question...
Thanks for the reminder? Yeah... She should be um...
Good-looking. Popular...
Eh. I was planning on actually kindness
Who cares about that?
Me. The person who is being asked the question.
Eh... :Mutters:
Yeah... And she shouldn't be–
Geeky. She shouldn't be geeky.
Er... depends on personality.
Yes. Se–
:Sighs: Shut UP now Padfoot. I give up. Seeya from... us guys. And the girl.
Er... yeah...
Oo... Okay... Seeya from.. SEatM. Hey, Remus, doesn't it hurt to bang your head against the wall like that?
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
No, of course not. He's just saying ow for laughs.
:Grabs microphone: SIRIUS BIDS YOU, ALOHA! REMEMBER, picture frames do taste okay.
I thought they didn't.
I never said they weren't okay... I just said they weren't papaya.
:Sighs: Seeya