The Sanzo Incident
By NellySama
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A/N: Arigatou for the fabulous reviews! They were very appreciated! I have no idea how long this chapter will be. I guess we'll find out, right?
Oh yeah.. Vainthemighty-Chan! HII! Oh, no, Goku did not die. He fainted and was buried with stuff.
Also to my attention its. Haraheta not Hareheta. XD. Oh well. You'll live.
More OOCNESS for Sanzo and Co. Romantic Mush. XD. Not as funny as the first one of course.
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Chapter 2: Lord of The Coconuts. Part I -Confessions and Chess
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Hakkai and Gojyo burst through to the beach, both panting and out of breath.
Hakkai: CRABBY –falls over- CRABBY! –crawls over to the crab-
Crabby: O.O
Gojyo collapses on a turtle, who slowly begins to crawl away. Hakkai reclaims his crabby and is now happily following Gojyo and the turtle.
Hakkai: Gojyo, where are you going?
Gojyo: I have no idea! But I'm definitely going somewhere.
Hakkai: -eyes lighten up, and he smiles- Somewhere over the rainbow?
Gojyo sits up on the turtle and gives Hakkai a weird look. The turtle picks up some speed.
Gojyo: What rainbow?
Hakkai: That one! –points- -gasp- GOJYO LOOK OUT!
WUMP Gojyo and the turtle run smack dab into the rainbow, Hakkai has previously spoken of. The turtle wanders off, and Gojyo gets up off the ground in a rage.
Gojyo: WHAT THE FRAP? WHO IN THE FRAPPING HELL PUT A RAINBOW HERE!
Hakkai: I don't know! QUIT YELLING AT ME! –starts bawling- I'm worthless to you aren't I!
Hakkai collapses on the sand, and is crying. Gojyo rushes over to him, and flings himself on Hakkai.
Gojyo: OH KAME! I'm sorry Hakkai! I didn't mean to yell you! You're not worthless to me!
Hakkai: -looks at Gojyo like he's crazy- WHO ARE YOU!
Gojyo: What are you talking about Hakkai? I'm Gojyo! You're friend!
Hakkai pushes Gojyo away, and drops crabby. He backs away.
Hakkai: I don't know any Gojyo! Who's Hakkai? WHO AM I? –runs off into the jungle-
Gojyo: Umm, Crabby? What was that all about?
Crabby: … -scuttles away-
Gojyo turns and runs into the jungle to find Hakkai, who has amnesia.
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Now zoom in on the pile of flowers and coconuts which Goku was buried under. There is movement and the coconuts are pushed away as Goku rises up.
Goku: I'M ALIVE! –takes a deep breath, and sits down on the ground- I wonder if Gojyo got cured?
The monkey stand up and heads towards the beach. In the distance he can he someone yelling.
Goku: Wonder who's yelling?
And so Goku wandered off. Whilst Goku wandered, He got bored of following the yelling and started following a trail of coconuts, that lead back to the clearing where He was buried earlier that day. The trail lead through the clearing and Goku followed to an entrance to a cave. He goes inside.
Goku: Hello? Anyone in here?
Voice: No. Go away, who ever you are!
Goku: -blink- Sanzo? Is that you? –smile-
Sanzo appears from the darkness, still in his Hula outfit, and stands a few feet away from Goku.
Sanzo: Maybe. I could be an imposter, Monkey.
Goku: But we're the only people on this island! So you're not the imposter!
Sanzo: Why not? –pouts-
Goku: Cuz I said so! 'Sides I wouldn't be standing here if you weren't the real Sanzo!
Sanzo: What? Are you being stupid again?
Goku: Cuz I only love the real Sanzo!
Goku runs into Sanzo's arms. They hug for about 20 minutes.
Sanzo: Fine. I'm the real Sanzo. But! Can't I pretend I'm an imposter?
Goku: -still hugging- Uh huh sure. . What is your name imposter! –steps away from Sanzo-
Sanzo: I am… -puffs out chest- the Lord of the Coconuts! Welcome to my humble abode, Son Goku!
Goku bows and looks around the cave. Its dark and filled with coconuts and flowers.
Goku: Its positively beautiful!
Sanzo gets an evil look in his eye and moves towards Goku.
Sanzo: Monkey, how you fancy a game of Chess?
Goku: Chess? –innocent look-
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Somewhere on the other side of the island beach….
Gojyo: HAKKAI! WAIT!
Hakkai: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Gojyo had chased Hakkai through the jungle to the other side of the island.
Gojyo: -tackles Hakkai's legs- GOTCHA!
Hakkai: -falls to the ground- OOF!
Gojyo: Alright, now hold still! –lets Hakkai sit up-
Hakkai: Do you…. Know me?
Gojyo: yeah. You're Hakkai! I'm your best friend!
Hakkai: What's a Hakkai? Is it like a food? Am I food? OH KAME! AM I TO BE EATEN ON A DINNER PLATE!
Gojyo: No no! Hakkai is your name. It's what people call you by.
Hakkai: -glares at Gojyo- Then… I'm not food?
Gojyo: You're not food. You're Hakkai. Okay?
Hakkai: Ok. I trust you… UH?
Gojyo: Gojyo. I'm Gojyo. –points to self-
Hakkai: Ok. Gojyo. –blinks-
They both sit in silence for about an hour, until Hakkai gasps and looks around.
Hakkai: Gojyo? Where are we? Where's Goku? What Happened?
Gojyo: Eh?
And so Gojyo delved deep into his mind to tell Hakkai of the events that had occured.
The End chapter 2.
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That was short lived ne? Chapter 3 up in a month, or less. School is starting soon. Evil thing. What of Goku and Sanzo? Theyre playing Chess. That all regular chess. I swear to it. Hmnnn.. I wanted this chapter to be a little bit more longer, but I couldn't think of anything else...chapter three will be centered more agian around Hakkai, Gojyo, and Crabby.