The Sanzo Incident!
By NellySama
A/N: sorry for the huge massive delay of chapter 3! You know how school is. Evil and homework. Can't say when chapter 4 or five with be out, since I'm moving to my brothers in a month or whatever. XD. Thanks for the reviews, and hopefully this one will be better and longer than chapter 2.
OOCNESS FOREVER!
I don't own Saiyuki.
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Chapter 3 – Lord of the Coconuts Part II, Lord and the Minions!
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We left off where Hakkai regained his memory and Gojyo filled him in on what happened during Hakkai's memory lapse. Now they are wandering in the jungle trying to find Goku, (after finding the coconut grave empty) and trying to find Sanzo.
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Hakkai and Gojyo are walking about 1 mile away from the cave where Goku and Sanzo are.
Hakkai: So I actually though that Hakkai was a food? –blinks curiously-
Gojyo: Yeah. You freaked out and everything.
Hakkai: Heh. Sorry about that Gojyo. –smiles-
The come across a cave. They peer in the darkness but didn't go in.
Gojyo: Think Sanzo or Goku are in there?
Hakkai: Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Gojyo: What's that?
Hakkai: -gives Gojyo a look-
Gojyo: What?
Hakkai: You don't know what the only way is?
Gojyo: Nope. –stares at the gave while Hakkai shakes his head and sighs-
Suddenly Gojyo starts jumping up and down like crazy.
Hakkai: Gojyo! What are you doing!
Gojyo: MUST EXERCISE! MUST BE FIT!
Hakkai: What? –confused- Why do you need to exercise?
Gojyo: I.. Uh…. –stops jumping- I don't know. Wait look! I think I see something! –points to the cave-
Gojyo in fact, did see something. It was a figure. No, two figures slowly walking toward the two. Hakkai and Gojyo squinted into the darkness trying to identify the shapes. One of them was shorter than the other.
Hakkai: Is that smaller one… Goku? –points-
Gojyo: OI GOKU! –yells into cave- THAT YOU?
The figures stopped walking and one called back to Gojyo.
Goku: Yeah! Hey Guys!
Gojyo: -turns to Hakkai- Yeah, that's Goku.
Hakkai: No duh. –attitude-
Goku and Sanzo emerge from the cave, the other two stare at Goku.
Hakkai: What are you wearing?
Goku: The same thing as Sanzo! –cheesy smile- All the minions have to wear the same as the Lord of the Coconuts!
Sanzo: That's right, now you two bow before my Coconut Power!
Gojyo: YES ALMIGHTY ONE! –bows-
Hakkai: NO GOJYO DON'T DO IT!
It was to late, Sanzo pointed into the cave and Gojyo went in with Goku. Hakkai glared at Sanzo.
Sanzo: -laughs evilly, then turns to Hakkai- Gojyo was easier to convert than Goku. I had to ask him to play chess. What about you Hakkai? Join me?
Hakkai: NEVER!
A jungle vine drops down from a tree and Hakkai grabs it and swings away, doing that Tarzan yell. Sanzo shrugs and Gojyo walks out wearing the skirt outfit with Goku. They stand on either side of Sanzo, who points to the west.
Sanzo: TO THE WEST!
Gojyo: wait, isn't that what we're supposed to be doing?
Goku: Yeah, I think so.
Sanzo: Sushi! ONWARD MINIONS! We shall conquer this island and rule it with our Coconutty power! –walks off-
Goku: YAY! SUSHI!
Gojyo: COCONUTTY POWER!
And they walk off toward the beach. Once there the three sat on a log, skirts being casually blown by the breeze.
Gojyo: -starts doing the disco out of nowhere- GROOVY BABY!
Sanzo and Goku: OO;… Riiiiiight.
Goku pulls out the game Yahtzee from out of nowhere and sets it on the log.
Sanzo: YAYYY! Yahtzee! –squeals with joy-
Hakkai watches from the treetops as the Coconut Clan plans a rousing game from Yahtzee.
Hakkai: I want to play… but I don't wan to join the Coconut people. Hmmmm… Fine! –fist into palm- I'll make my own clan! First I need crabby!
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And so Hakkai sneaks to the beach to retrieve his dear Crabby…
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Gomen for the shortness! Please review and let me know what I should make happen in chapter four! Thank you! Suggestions ! Who should win the game?
-NellySama