The Sanzo Incident
By NellySama
A/N: Sorry it took so long, but life sucks. I'm moving. I hate it with the utmost passion. Anyways, for a lighter mood.. thanks for the reviews! I know there weren't many, but I know all of you were all anxious for the next chapter to come up, right, right? Just so you know. I'm ending the fanfic in this chapter because Of the moving. Really sorry about that. I hope it could go on longer, but you know.
Gojyo still has that speech impediment.
Chapter 5:
Goku and Hakkai walked merrily through the jungle, headed back towards the beach to tell Sanzo and Gojyo their newfound and happy news. They walked through the bush to see Sanzo and Gojyo doing the limbo, of course crabby way there too, and he was winning.
Gojyo: UUGH! You stupid crub! Being smuller thun the pole!
Sanzo: Hmph! Not fair Crabby! –pouts-
Goku: SANZO GOJYO GUESS WHAT!
Goku and Hakkai storm the beach and run over to the other two, who are staring.
Sanzo: What? What? Tell Me Tell Me! Princess Sanzo must know everything!
Hakkai: Well, I ran into Goku in the jungle and…
Goku: WERE BROTHERS! Isn't that cool you guys?
Gojyo: Pfft! I knew thut all along. Unyone whos Unybody cun tell that you and Hukkui are brothers. Right Ludy Sunzo?
Sanzo wasn't paying attention and was admiring his old priest robes, which came out of no where.
Sanzo: Sure. Whatever.
Hakkai: Sanzo? When did you get your clothes back?
Sanzo: What! My clothes were gone? … Wait.. Yes. I changed out my skirt just now. Like Magic! –snaps fingers-
Goku takes a deep breath and breaks into song.
Goku: Do you believe in magic, in a young girls heart! La la la la la… I forgot the words.. Do you believe in magic?
Gojyo: Omigosh. Yes. I believe in mugic, what ubout you Hukkui?
Gojyo looked over at Hakkai, who was petting crabby and muttering nonsense. Suddenly, Sanzo threw a coconut at Gojyo's head.
Gojyo: OW! What the hell was that for ya friggen' priest!
Then he threw one at Goku who was still singing.
Goku: OOWWW SAANNZZOOO That hurt! I'm Hungry!
Sanzo: At least you two are back to normal.. that just leaves Hakkai.
It seems as though Sanzo has reverted back to his old self, and by hitting Goku and Gojyo on the head with a coconut, has brought them back to normal.
Hakkai: -sees what's going on- OH No! You can't take me! You'll never catch me! NEVER! I don't want Goku to not be my brother! –runs off with Crabby-
Sanzo: Dang nabbit Hakkai! –runs after him throwing Coconuts- I can't believe I'm saying this but… FEEL THE WRATH OF THE LORD OF THE COCONUTS!
PING! As soon as the words left his mouth, the Lord of the Coconuts was back, which left only Gojyo and Goku as their normal selves, all alone and confused on the beach.
Hakkai: NEVER! YOU NEVER- WHAM!
Hakkai ran smack-dab into the trunk of a palm tree, with Sanzo not far behind, juggling a coconut.
Sanzo: Ha Ha! I've got you now, my pretty!
Hakkai: You think I'm pretty?
Sanzo: …. FEEL MY FURY! HYAAA –begins chasing Hakkai with the Coconuts again-
The both run back to the beach, and run in circles around the other two.
Gojyo: What the hell is going on here!
Goku: I don't know, but its damn funny! HAHAHAHA –cracking up-
Gojyo: No. Not Funny Weird. Maybe Hakkai and Sanzo are showing their true colors. Hmm..
Goku: Green and Purple! YAY! RAINBOWS WHEEEEEEEEE. ROYGBIV!
Gojyo: What the heck! NO GOKU DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE NOOOOOOOOO!
It was too late, Goku had gone insane again. Gojyo was slowly being pulled back in from the insanity around him. Suddenly a lord horn blared. It was a foghorn, the ones that were on boats. The horn made Gojyo snap. So He and the others were dancing around the beach like crazed idiots singing Happy Birthday to You!
The boat pulled up the beach and they were dragged, shoved and pushed back onto the boat that stranded them the. And that my friends is the last chapter of the Sanzo Incident.
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I'm sorry that the chapter sucked and was short, but moving sucks the inspiration out of you. You know? Hopefully when I'm done moving I can get my new story I'm planning up. Well see you!