My Precious
Hello, my precious,
What have you done today?
And what, my precious,
Do you have to say?
Did you think of me all day?
Like I thought of you
Fondly in that way
That lovers do?
Don't look at me like that
I know you love me
After all, who doesn't
Come, let's have a little chat
You can't be angry
That I tied you up
I didn't want you to run away
I like it when you stay
You don't stay when I ask
Do you hate me that much?
Fine, go, if that's what you want
I won't stop you anymore
Just go away
I know that's what you want
You don't have to stay
I wish you would, but it's okay
I think I miss you already
And you haven't even gone
It's alright, I was alone anyway
I'll just sit here, alone, again
What?—You'll stay? For me?
No joke? You mean it? Really?
What?—Of course I'm happy
Why wouldn't I be?
Ah, joy, my precious is here to stay!
Let's party today, all day!
My precious is here to stay!
Hip hip hooray!
I like the way this one is phrased. It's really funny. I was actually laughing as I wrote it.