Disclaimer: Nope, no Inuyasha for me.

Ages:

Kagome, Ayame, Sango- 17

Rin- 15

Kohaku- 10

Inuyasha, Miroku, Kikyou, Kaguya- 18

Monday 5:14 P.M.

"Hey, doesn't that ass look familiar?" Inuyasha poked Miroku, and pointed to two girls walking out of a clothing store. One girl was wearing the school uniform, while the other was wearing the volleyball shorts.

"Most definitely," Miroku grinned. "I would recognize that ass anywhere… that is Higurashi… but who's the other girl?" He couldn't help but keep his eyes off the delicious rump… and of course, the legs attached to it.

"I'll find out," Inuyasha grinned and ran over to the two girls, leaving Miroku alone. Miroku was about to follow when he heard—

"MIRO-KUN!" He heard his current girlfriend scream. He turned around to see Rin running towards him, her face flushed from probably running. She had her hair up in her normal side ponytail. She was wearing a white dress that came to her knees, and a sash that wrapped around the waist. She looked cute… as usual.

"Oh, Rin-chan!" he plastered a fake smile. Sure the girl was cute, but he only went out with her to piss her sister off. He didn't know why, but he always felt the need to make Sango jealous, or mad. Of course, the shouting and smacking came along with the package… but it was worth the pain! (Sound familiar?)

The girl finally stopped in front of him, and he casually draped his arm around her waist, making her blush. Kami-sama, what a prude. He thought rolling his eyes.

Monday 4:35 P.M.

"Sango-chan, you look great!" Kagome smiled. The two had just walked out of the salon, but not before getting their nails done of course. Sango sighed ran the tip of her fingers over her new, skinny eyebrows.

"Yeah, yeah, this better be worth it. So where we off to next?" she mentally cursed herself for actually encouraging the torture.

"Well, the hair salon of course—"

"NO WAY AM I CUTTING MY HAIR!" she shouted, causing some people to stare at her and mumble about over dramatic teenagers. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?" she shouted, and the people turned away.

"No, I didn't mean cut it, I meant that you should red highlights…" Kagome corrected.

"…Oh…ok" she agreed. "Hey, it might not look so bad."

"Trust me, you'll love me after," Kagome smiled.

She sure has a cheery personality… almost like Ayame… except Ayame is more Kouga crazy and has a little temper and thinks that birds are the spawns of Satan. Sango thought to herself, sending Kagome a true smile. Even though she had only known the girl for a short while she felt like she knew her all her life. She's like the sister I never had… well besides Rin.

They entered the salon, and immediately a male hair stylist ran over to Sango and began examining her hair. "Oh dear, when was the last time you got a cut?" he asked, in a high pitched voice.

"Um…" Sango paused to think for a minute. "Last year."

"WHAT?" the man shrieked and immediately began pushing the girl to sit down on one of the leather chairs. "Well, we're going to cut it—"

"No way," Sango sent the girly man a glare.

"Oh don't worry dear," the man smiled. "We're going to trim it… and then add some honey and auburn highlights… and give you bangs… how does that sound?"

Sango paused and pictured the hairstyle in her mind. "Well… that sounds great," she smiled at the man. "By the way, my name is Sango."

"I'm Jakotsu, but you can call me Ja-Ja," the man smiled, and began the impossible procedure of making Sango's hair beautiful. He removed her scrunchie, and then spritzed her hair with water. He stuck a comb in the long mane and began to comb it… but he struggled for there were many knots and tangles.

"OW!" Sango whined.

5:07 P.M.

"Sango!" Kagome squealed, running her hands threw Sango's tamed and shiny hair. Jakotsu did as promised and added the highlights, and had also put special conditioner to make sure that Sango's hair stayed tangle-free and non-frizzy.

"What?" Sango fidgeted and moved her bangs from her eyes. Kagome glared at her and moved the bangs back to how they originally were.

"You… you're so pretty!" she smiled. They paid Jakotsu, and smiled at the man, promising they would visit very soon. Jakotsu grinned and played with a strand of Sango's hair, before giving her a kiss on the cheek and shooing her out of the store.

"Well, he sure is nice," Sango said sarcastically as the exited the store.

"Yep, he's the coolest! Pretty cute… you think I should ask him out?" Kagome grinned, as Sango looked at her aghast.

"Not unless you have male body parts!" Sango burst into laughter, and Kagome eyes widened realizing what she had said.

"HEY HIGURASHI!" Kagome turned around, a vein popping out of her head as she recognized the voice. Sango continued to walk, pretending not to hear the voice. Where Inuyasha is… Miroku is bound to be. She thought and entered the store nearest her… that happened to be a lingerie store.

"Yes, Inuyasha," Kagome put up a fake smile, but the vein on her head never disappeared.

"What's up babe?" he grinned, his fangs popping out.

"Don't call me a babe," Kagome continued to cheery façade.

"You rather I call you wench then?" Inuyasha questioned sarcastically, not realizing his mistake.

Kagome snapped. Her smile dropped and turned into a deep frown, while her eyes narrowed. "Sure," she said in a dark tone. "As long as I can call you a BAKA INU!" she stomped on his foot, and followed Sango into the lingerie store, steam coming out of her ears.

"Women…" Inuyasha nursed his poor foot, and hopped back to Miroku and Rin.

"So, did you find out who that girl was?" Miroku asked as Rin looked up at him with hurt eyes.

"What girl?" Rin asked in a sad voice.

"Oh, don't worry babe, Inuyasha wanted to ask out Higurashi's friend," Miroku cooed at the girl.

"You mean Sango?" Rin giggled.

"HELL NO!" Inuyasha and Miroku both shouted, unaware of the two girls that stood behind him… two girls that happened to just have exited the lingerie store.

2 minutes earlier at the lingerie store

Sango held up a laced blue bra, trying to make it look like she was browsing instead of hiding, until Kagome rushed in, an aura of pure anger following her. "Oh Sango-chan, it was horrible!" Kagome practically cried as she ran to Sango for comfort.

"What did Inu-baka do?" Sango rolled her eyes, already guessing the problem. Inuyasha says something stupid, Kagome ignores it, Inuyasha again says something stupid, and Kagome flips out, hits him and runs to Sango.

"He called me WENCH!" Kagome shouted the last part.

"He did WHAT?" Sango also shouted the last word. "Oh, well I'll just have to take care of that… Miroku or not." She grabbed Kagome's hand and dragged the girl out of the store. She spotted Rin and Miroku with their backs facing them, and saw Inuyasha, who was facing her, talking to Miroku his face red with embarrassment. She approached the three, but not before she heard.

"Oh babe, don't worry, Inuyasha wanted to ask out Higurashi's friend." That disgusting animal, touching my sister like that. (We all know who said that)

"You mean Sango." Oh you cynical evil bitch!

"HELL NO!" BASTARDS!

"I'll kill them," she mumbled in anger, her fists already bawled up ready to punch the two.

Back with Inuyasha, Rin and Miroku

"I'll kill them," Miroku heard someone mumble behind them. The person was so close that he could practically feel her breath on his back. He turned around expecting to see an angry Sango who had a knack for over hearing his insults, but instead came face to face with the beautiful girl that was wearing the volleyball shorts.

"Excuse me miss?" Miroku asked smoothly, a sly grin on his face. "Have we met before?"

"HAVE WE MET? HAVE WE MET?" Sango shouted in anger, but was stopped when Kagome laughed nervously and pulled the girl aside.

"Excuse my cousin, Sa- Sakura!" Kagome said the first name that popped into her head. "She's very good friends with Sango, and doesn't like having her friends insulted."

"…Yeah… Yeah, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" Sango shouted. "I'LL RIP YOUR THROATS OUT!"

"Oh," Miroku put on an innocent face. "I did not mean to offend you. How about we talk about this over dinner?"

Sango was about to pound him to oblivion. He asked her out, while he was dating her own SISTER! As she raised her fist, in an extremely un-lady like manner, Kagome whispered harshly in her ear. "Remember… revenge… go on the date."

Sango plastered a charming smile on her face, and batted her eyelashes. She also licked her lips in a suggestive manner, just to get Miroku sweating… and boy was it working. "Sure," she purred. "I'd love to."

But of course, Rin had to ruin the moment. "Oh, you can double date with me and Miroku!" she positively grinned at the idea.

Sango stared at the girl wide eyed. That clearly wasn't something she was expecting. "Yes… I suppose that's ok."

"Do you have a date?" Miroku asked, sending his girlfriend a glare. Why did Rin have to ruin such a perfect opportunity?

"Don't worry," she purred yet again. "I'll manage."

"I'm sure such a beautiful girl like you would have a thousand boys throwing themselves at you," he flattered the girl.

Sango blushed, but then remember all the insults Miroku had thrown at her about her being hideous. "You'd be surprised," she muttered bitterly.

"Pardon?" Miroku asked cluelessly. "I didn't quite hear what you said,"

"I said…" she paused trying to think of an excused. "Um… Yeah, I have to beat them off with a stick! Well I must get going, see ya!" She ran off before they could say anything. Kagome stared at them for a second, then grinned and ran after the girl.

"Well, that went well," Kagome commented.

"Not really," Sango frowned. "Rin is going to find out once I get home… and I've changed."

"So how about you sleep at my house?" Kagome commented.

"Great idea!" the girls continued on their shopping spree… the first step of their plan already completed. He called me beautiful… Sango couldn't help thinking as the blush returned to her face.

Demon Exterminator Babe: HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! …That was three cheers right?

Lilsanoku105: C'mon Sango getting her eyebrows waxed had to happen… it wouldn't be complete with out some wax in a makeover! I know Kohaku should be older than her… but hey its AU and it's my story so… Rin is older… HEE HEE! I love the gnomes too. Thanks for your reviews, and I hope you enjoyed the second chapter!

RikkuAndChristy4Life: Thanks so much, I feel honored! I hope you liked the second chapter!

Miroku's OTHER Girlfriend: Sorry his reaction wasn't in this chapter but don't worry it'll be in the next.

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