Still coping to this life Harry found it a bit better actually. He started up the stairs to go to the bathroom. After a minute or two he flushed the toilet and started to wash his hands. A person appeared in the mirror. It was Dumbledore. "Harry." he said.
"Huh?" Harry said suddenly. "Who's there? I've got soap and I'm not afraid to use it!"
"It's me Harry." Dumbledore said impatiently.
"Oh." Harry said. "Hey Professor Dumbledore! What's up."
"Harry this isn't the time for joking around." Dumbledore said. "Listen. You're trapped in an alternate universe. A different time line if you like to put it that way. In this universe you never met Ginny until you saved her in second year, and Fleur Delacour went to Hogwarts and is you age. You are still in your seventh year along with her. Fleur never met Bill. Well, not yet anyway."
"So what does this mean?" Harry asked.
"'Arry!" Fleur called out. "You've got some mail!"
"Uh. Be right down Fleur!" he yelled back. "So what were you saying Professor?"
"Listen, you have one week to divorce Fleur, and if you do you'll be transported back into this universe or the normal time line which you are more accustomed to. One week and that's all. If you fail you are damned for eternity in this universe with Fleur as your wife." Dumbledore pushed his half-moon spectacles up a bit and peered over them. "You must make up you mind Harry. It's your choice. You have been warned." Dumbledore's face started to fade away in the mirror.
"But Professor! Wait!" Harry exclaimed. But it was too late. "How am I gonna get out of this?"
"''Arry! Get down here now!" Fleur demanded. "Zey are 'ere."
Harry dashed to the room and pulled some jeans and a t-shirt on over him and ran down the stairs. "Thank god." he thought. "Fleur was wearing clothes, but how did she get up and down the stairs without him noticing? Well. She can apperate." "Hey Ron, Hermione." Harry said. "Good to see you guys again."
"Same here Harry." Ron said. He was looking at Fleur. He always had a crush on her. Everyone knew it. Well except for Fleur. Harry smiled at Hermione.
"Oh it's so good to see you Harry." Hermione squealed. She hugged him tightly.
"So." Fleur said. "How are you two doing? When are you going to get married?"
"Married?" Hermione laughed. "Well we don't really know Fleur. No idea when we are. Maybe in a few years. But we may not even get married. I mean, we've only known each other for only six or seven years."
"Well." Fleur said. "Eet eez better to get to know each other better before you go and geet married."
"I guess you are right," Ron said. "but how did you get this amazing house here in England? And the fact that you're living by yourselves! Man. You two are lucky people."
"Well." Fleur said. "My parents own zis house. Very cheap. Eet eez on cursed land, but nothing bad has happened yet."
"Cursed land?" Hermione said sharply. She sounded worried. "What does that mean?"
"Well all that eet means eez zat eet eez cursed. Just some bad things 'ave happened 'ere, but eet eez all superstition." Fleur said casually.
"Maybe you should get an auror to look at it." Hermione said swiftly.
"Naw." Fleur said. "I 'ave zee best defense right 'ere. Eet eez 'Arry."
"Aren't you worried about Voldemort- oh knock it off Ron." Hermione asked.
"Vol-de-mort doesn't scare 'Arry, so Vol-de-mort doesn't scare me." Fleur said. "So do you want some tea?"
"No thanks." Hermione said. "I'll just have some coffee." Fleur nodded and left for the coffee. When she had left the room Hermione turned to Harry. "You married a good woman Harry." She patted him on the back. "Nobody could beat Fleur. Well maybe except for Ginny."
"Except for the fact that she's dead." Ron added.
"Yeah." Hermione added. "Voldemort was a real bastard to kill her like that." Fleur came back into the room with Hermione's coffee.
"Zer you go Hermione." Fleur beamed. "So Ron. How eez Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?"
"Well." Ron said. "Fred and George have had it running strong and there's no way it's gonna fail."
"Zat's good." Fleur said. "Very good."
"So are you two going back to Hogwarts this year?" Ron asked.
"But of course." Fleur said. "My parents zey would be hexing me 'ere and there if I didn't."
"And I just like magic." Harry said. They all had a good laugh.
"Zis eez why I married zis man." Fleur said. "'E az a good sense of humor." The four talked a bid their goodbyes. "So 'Arry." Fleur gave Harry a "I want to do it" look and took her shirt off. She ran off up the stairs and a few minutes later her voice rang from the room. "Come on in 'Arry."
Harry walked up the stairs and opened the door. He found Fleur laying on her chest with her legs almost on her back. "Wow." Harry said.
"Come on 'Arry." Fleur said. Harry took his clothes off slowly and Fleur was woo-hooing the whole time. Soon he layed down on the bed beside her and she jumped on top of him. "So. Do you want to watch a movie?"
"Uh sure Fleur." Harry said. "But what movie is it we're going to watch?"
"Or we could just not watch a movie." Fleur said. "We could have sex."
Harry was over the edge he had to tell her. "Fleur." he started. "I'm from a different reality where you-"
"Shh." Fleur said. "You mustn't speak 'Arry." She put her hand over his mouth and kissed him on his chest. She continued to kiss him everywhere.
"Fleur!" Harry exclaimed finally yanking her hand off his mouth. It lashed back at him. "It might work.'' he thought. He took his hand a grabbed her ass.
She kissed him on his lips for many minutes. "Zere." she said. "How was zat?"
"Excellent." Harry grinned.
"Good." Fleur replied. She grabbed the remote for the T.V. and turned it on. "Hmm. What to watch?" She pushed a button on the remote and the T.V.'s screen went black. Soon a video appeared. It was Fleur. She was talking in French. Harry couldn't understand what it was saying but Fleur was inching closer to him, so it meant that it was something that involved sex. Soon the Fleur on the T.V. started to take her clothes off and Fleur started to make out with Harry. Soon they were having sex. Harry could here grunts of pleasure and Fleur would only smile at him. "So. What to do now?"
Harry shrugged. "How about we just walk around the house for awhile."
Fleur kissed him. That was a yes he thought. So she got out of bed and he followed her his arm around her waist. Every now and then Harry would pick her up and she would kiss him. Soon they reached an area that Harry had no idea existed. "What eez in here 'Arry?" Fleur asked. She didn't know either.
"No idea Fleur." Harry replied. "Maybe we should check it out." Fleur tugged on his arm and he picked her up. One arm holding her back and the other behind her knees. Fleur's beauty was showing and Harry just wanted to snogg her. Soon he turned the door and entered it. The room was pitch black. Harry fumbled around looking for the light switch. Finally he found it and he flipped the switch. Lights illuminated the room revealing an Olympic size swimming pool, a hot tub, and a sauna. "You never knew about this room?" Fleur shook her head and Harry put her down.
"Do you want to take a swim?" Fleur asked.
"Sure." Harry. Fleur instantly jumped in wearing only her birthday suit. Harry soon followed and caught her. She tried to splash him and dunk him under the water but Harry just picked her up. Soon she went underwater and pulled him down. Her legs wrapped around his torso. She was like a 128 lbs anchor holding him down. "Come on Fleur." he mouthed.
Fleur just giggled and finally he shot up out of the water with Fleur still on him. He walked over to the steps and walked over to the sauna and turned the heat up. Fleur and Harry started to sweat after it got fairly hot. Soon she gave up and let go of him and he exited the sauna. Soon they turned the lights off and left to walk around the house some more.