Boy, y'all sure gave some enthusiastic reviews! LOL! CindyNeutron3, I know what I rock like? Ha, ha! Where did you get that? Or did you make that up? I'm glad y'all liked the last chapter so much! Cutterforthecause, that sounds like a weird wedding, but hey! My friend once went to one where they were playing that song that goes "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Now that's a weird wedding! And now, ladies and gents, on with the show! (This is where Prof. Calamitous comes in.)

Chapter 5: Mind Puppets
While the five 11-year-olds were in the restrooms, the DJ (make up your own description!) pulled out a vinyl record and played it. A sounding whir emitted from it like a spinning top. Almost instantly, all dancers were under a hypnotic trance and faced the DJ as he laughed evilly.

"Now you are all my mind puppets!" said Professor Calamitous as he opened his human robot suit, "And now that I have you under my control, you will attack whomever I tell you to!"

Right on cue, the five children were returning from their respective bathrooms. They stopped short when they not only saw everyone looking at them like zombies, but Professor Calamitous as well!

"Get them!" Prof. C commanded.

"RUN FOR IT!" Jimmy screamed. They kids panicked and ran outside, their schoolmates at their heels.

"What's going on, Jimmy?" Carl asked as they hid behind the Candy Bar.

"From the looks of it," Jimmy said, "Professor Calamitous has put everyone under a hypnotic trance to destroy us!" (Gee, he nailed that on the head!)

"Man, how do you know all this stuff?" Sheen asked as he and the girls caught up.

"Because," Libby said sarcastically, "it was obvious?"

"What do we do, Jimmy?" Carl asked, frightened.

"I'm not sure yet," Jimmy answered, "I have to think." Before he could, though, some kids found them and caught them in an iron grip.

"We found them, master." They brought Jimmy and his friends to Professor Calamitous, who was still standing in the bottom half of his DJ robot disguise (he seems to think height makes him more menacing). He had the record-playing machine in his lap, the record still going.

"Professor Calamitous," Jimmy glared at his bald foe, "Out to get us again, I see!"

"I told you I'd get back to you on the details, didn't I?" said the diminutive man menacingly, "And with your peers under my control, and you five in my clutches, I shall wreak my vengeance for you turning my wife against me!" As he laughed, Jimmy and company got their unique "Huh?" expressions (the ones that make us laugh so much!).

"We've never met your wife!" Cindy shouted. Prof. Calamitous stopped in mid-laugh.

"Oh, you're right," he touched his chin, "That was Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars...Oh, which one was it?"

"Revenge of the Sith?" Libby spoke up. The others turned their heads toward her (the hypnotized kids were holding them up by their arms pinned to their sides) with looks on their faces ranging from surprise to utter shock!

"What?" Libby said, "I like the girls' outfits."

"Whatever," the professor said, "Now then, my mind puppets—"

"HIYA!" Cindy broke out of her captor's grip with a karate move and kicked him down. Libby took this as a signal and flipped backwards over her holder and kicked her in the back. Once they freed the boys, Jimmy led the way to the hovercar. They quickly clambered in, and Jimmy flew it in the direction of his house.

Author's Review:
Okay, so this one was a little shorter, but I thought it was cute anyway! What do y'all think? Funny? Not? Let's do the Cha-Cha Slide! (Take it back now, y'all!)