A/N: I'm back! Here's another round of random, slightly deranged stuff I thought of. I can't believe people reviewed and even asked for more! Wow, I didn't think anyone would like this. People care! (dances around happily)

dannyp.kaiba: Congratulations! You are my first reviewer for my first fic ever! Glad you liked it!

Nintendo Queen: Sugar is deliscious! I think I was sugar high when I wrote these they are so weird. I'm thrilled you liked Yami's minesweeper adventure.

Sanzo Lover: Hope you like this part as well! Keep your eye out for errors please and let me know about them! I am so paranoid about spelling people's names wrong etc.

Nick: I think the Ishizu short was my favorite of the first three. I'm glad you liked it too!

Adam Shadow: Thanks for the wonderful review! I hope you like this update.

HanyouChaos: I like solitare too but minesweeper is lots of fun as well. Hope you enjoy this part too!

RavenAragonDragonaire: I continued! (gets hit by random objects) Hope you like it!

The Fall Of The Angel: Thanks for reviewing! I hope you find this funny too.

Warning: Probable OOCness and random acts of hilarious insanity ahead! Read at your own peril!

Disclaimer

Me: (points to Kaiba, who is still in a straightjacket) See what happens when you think you own Yugioh! Heh, you won't catch me in one of those things. I own NOTHING!

Kaiba: ….this is an odd trench coat…

Me: (sees Pegasus walk by) What the heck are you doing here?

Pegasus: I'm here to help with the disclaimer, silly! (he chuckles creepily)

Me: Umm thanks (edges away) but I already did it.

Pegasus: You said you don't own it but you didn't say who does own it.

Me: Oh yeah, Kazuki Takahashi. Duh.

Pegasus: WRONG! I own Yugioh! I created the card game, right? This whole thing revolves around duel monsters, right? Therefore I own it!

Me: (smacks forehead) Here we go again. Okay, listen carefully. You don't own Yugioh because you are NOT REAL! You "created" duel monsters 'cause Kazuki Takahashi said you did. In reality you are just a 2D white haired, one-eyed weirdo who has an odd obsession with pink rabbits.

Pegasus: (bursts into sobs and is led away in a straightjacket to join Kaiba) Hey! This clashes with my tacky, semi-girly, red suit!

Me: (sighs) Moving on. Here's the fic!

Journey

Here begins a tale of epic proportions. A sort of quest, if you will. A struggle of good against evil in which our hero battles against unfathomable odds to ultimately prevail. Heh, who am I kidding? This is a pointless ramble about our favorite dumb blond, Joey Wheeler.

It began one early Tuesday morning. For some strange reason unknown to mortal man, Joey was up on time. Maybe he was hungry. That's probably true, because the first thing he did was walk into the kitchen. On the counter he saw… a box of doughnuts! He ran over and started scarfing them down at an inhuman speed. There were jelly filled ones, chocolate covered sprinkled ones, ordinary ones, the kind that have powered sugar on them, chocolate covered crème filled doughnuts and any other kind that I can't think of right now.

Serenity stumbled into the kitchen, still mostly asleep and not in the best of moods. Her hair was sticking out and her eyes were mere slits in her sleep-deprived face.

"GOOD MORNING SERENITY! LOOK WE HAVE DOUGHNUTS FOR BREAKFAST!"

Serenity rolled her eyes at her brother's hyperness at this ungodly hour. If she didn't get some coffee soon, heads were going to roll. She lethargically poured herself a steaming mug of the caffeine filled brew. After dumping about five and a half pounds of sugar into it, she took a long sip of the now syrupy liquid. Ahh, caffeine is good. Already the world was looking better. She made her way to the table and watched Joey continue to stuff himself with the rapidly disappearing pastries. Crumbs were everywhere and his face was smeared with icing and powdered sugar. Serenity sighed and took another sip of coffee. If she was going to get any doughnuts she had to distract her brother, and fast.

"Hey big brother," she said in a sweet, cajoling tone. "You wanna do me a favor?"

"Just let me finish eating first," he mumbled around an apple cinnamon doughnut. Serenity made the face with giant, pleading, adorable eyes that no older sibling could resist. Apparently she had been taking lessons from Mokuba Kaiba because Joey succumbed instantly.

"Anything for you!" he said in a hypnotized voice.

Still maintaining her expression Serenity calmly asked for a doughnut.

"Ha! That was funny sis. Now what did you really want?"

Time for plan B. "Joey will you go get the paper for me? Pretty please?"

"Well..."

"I'll let you read the comics," Serenity said in a sing song kinda voice.

"Garfield here I come!" Joey yelled as he ran out of the house in his fuzzy pink bunny slippers and pjs to get the newspaper at the end of the driveway. He started the long trek back up to the house. As he was rummaging the paper to find the comic section he tripped. He looked down to see what he had stepped on.

"Wow a stick with eyes!" Hissssss."and a forked tongue and scales too. Gee, this is strange. Hey, Serenity come look at this!"

Joey picked up the "stick" and thrust it toward his sister who had come outside to see what all commotion was about. She quickly hid a half eaten doughnut behind her back.

"Can I keep it? It will be my new best friend. I'll name it… umm Mr. Cuddles!" He tightly hugged Mr. Cuddles who started turning blue from lack of oxygen.

"Joey are you blind! That's a snake!"

"GAHH! Snakes are scary!" Joey threw poor Mr. Cuddles away in fright. The traumatized reptile began to slither away dizzily. Serenity then chased it away with a sledgehammer. Thus the end of this pointless ramble occurs.

Hiccoughs

Tea sat in study hall trying to keep from falling asleep as she attempted to read a mind numbingly boring book for literature class. Blah, blah, blah. Unfortunately for her, Tristan and Joey were playing a game of paper football and being quite loud and obnoxious.

"Guys cut it out! I have to get this read or-" Tea's next words were replaced by a very loud hiccough. She covered her mouth and looked embarrassed.

"Tea do you have the hiccoughs?" Joey asked stupidly.

"Dude, she just hiccoughed. That usually means someone has the hiccoughs if they hiccough." Tristan rolled his eyes.

"Hey don't make me feel stupid!"

"It's not hard." The blond and brunette started name calling and throwing various objects at each other.

A paper wad hit Tea's left ear. "hic guys hic cut it out! hic hic I need to concentrate." Tea rolled her eyes in exasperation.

"Don't worry Tea we'll cure you!" Joey yelled enthusiastically.

"Great. I'm hic doomed." Tea moaned.

"Try holding your breath." Tea tried, but couldn't because she kept hiccoughing.

"Maybe you should drink some water." Joey suggested. Tea coughed and spluttered nearly choking on the water as she hiccoughed. She glared at Joey.

"Scaring her might work," Tristan said.

"Okay. Umm lemme think. You're in the middle of a really bad fanfic right now!"

"I meant surprise her doofus."

"Oh. Okay. BOO!" Tea hiccoughed once again.

"Oh I have an idea!" Joey yelled excitedly.

"Stay hic still my trembling hic heart," Tea muttered sarcastically.

"You should pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time while hopping up and down on your left foot and playing twinkle twinkle little star on the bagpipes!"

"What hic good is that going to hic do?"

"Nothing. You'll just look really funny! And bagpipes are cool!"

"Dude why do you keep yelling?"

"Cuz I'm hyper from all the doughnuts I had for breakfast this morning!"

THE END

A/N: You know the drill. Tell me what you think! I plan on continuing this so any ideas you have are most welcome!