AUTHOR'S NOTE: Aren't any of you miserable? Good. Oh, you're not? Then, "Write in my cage of torment, my friend(s)…" Or, not…

Fuzzy Slippers! What has happened to you? Ignore me, people, I'm ranting…! No, I'm not! Yes, I am!

DISCLAIMER: Great Orgasming Pikachus, I don't own Starfox.

After work, Fox drove over to Kara's apartment instead of his.

He entered the building and, deciding against the elevator, entered the stairwell climbed four flights of stairs, and opened the door that led out of the stairwell and into the fourth floor. It looked like a hotel, with its floral pattern carpets, but was not. It just sported large rooms for more than two people to live in.

He walked up to the door, 459, and knocked.

Fox heard the swift noise of a television turning off, and footsteps across carpet, growing louder. The door opened, just a little bit, from the chain lock, and Kara said, "Oh, Fox, you look so cute in formal clothes, you know?" She looked at a clock. "Plus, you're early."

"I came early so we can beat the rush of animals to the restaurants."

She nodded in agreement. "Fox, do you want to go to the Olive Garden?"

"Yes, that place is the best."

"Well, I already have reservations there. I thought you'd like to go there."

Fox kissed her. "You know me best, Kara."

She smiled, and then shut the door. She unlocked the chain from the door, and opened it fully. Fox's mouth dropped at the black dress she wore. It showed a good amount of cleavage, but, not trampy. There was a slit on the left leg, which went up just above her knee. She walked out in front of him, and Fox marveled at the back she was showing. Then, frowned at the high heels.

Kara noticed this. "What's wrong, Fox?"

"Oh, you just look even taller than me with those shoes on." Fox's ears drooped.

"But, I like having a shorter boyfriend."

Fox laughed. "Well, if you like me shorter, than I do, too."

She grabbed his hand. "Come on. The sooner we eat, the sooner we can come back here and…" she winked at him.

Fox grinned. He escorted her, through the elevator, out the building, to the car. Of course, he held the door open for her.

Upon arriving at the restaurant, there were quite a few patrons there.

But, being that Kara planned ahead; the two were seated in no time, in a dimly lit booth.

"What do you think you'll have, Kara?"

"I was thinking that unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks."

"Hmm… There is only two kinds of soup to choose, and neither one is good."

"Well, I like the spicy one, Fox."

"Okay, I'll eat the salad. It's the best part of the meal, here, to me, anyway."

The waiter came, and took their order for drinks and food, and reminded them to ask him if they needed anything.

Fox shifted in his seat, "Uh, Kara… Are any of your roommates going to be at your place tonight?"

She giggled. "Don't worry, Fox. I told them all to leave, for the rest of the night. I hoped they got the point I was trying to point out."

Then, the food came, and Fox helped himself to the salad, Kara, the soup.

After the dinner, Fox stood up, "Excuse me, I'll be back." Kara nodded, taking in one last spoonful of soup, and Fox walked to the bathroom.

Then, their coyote waiter came by, when Fox was gone, "Hello, Miss. I was wondering when you'd dump that short guy. Would you like to-"

"Like to what? Go out with a jerk like you? I've been dating him for eight months. Now, bring me the check, and if you try again, I'll get the manager."

The coyote scoffed, and walked off. Then, Fox came back and sat down. "Has the check come, yet?"

"Nope. I just asked our waiter for it. He should be back shortly." And, sure enough, the waiter came back with the bill, and left, shooting Fox a scornful look.

"What's his problem?" Putting the money down for the bill.

"I'd have to say frustrated, Foxie."

The waiter came back for the check, not making eye contact with either one.

Back at the apartment door, Kara fiddled with the keys to open the door. Fox got excited, and wagged his tail, "Don't make me wait to long."

Kara stuck the key into the keyhole, and simultaneously turned the key and pulled Fox in by the shoulder. She locked lips with him and blindly guided him through the living room, and into her bedroom, not breaking from the kiss. In the room, Fox fell to the bed and Kara over him. They smiled at each other, then Kara, "Oh, wait, the door." She left the room and Fox heard it close and lock.

She came back, and leaned over Fox. "Now, where were we?"

Fox grabbed her and rolled her onto the bed. "Getting to here." He moved the dress straps off her shoulders and just slid her dress off. Fox felt a little disappointment at how easy it was to undress her, but it faded when he looked her up and down. She undressed him while Fox kissed around her head and chest. Then, Fox started, and Kara hugged his back, gradually strengthening her grip, pumping up with his downward stroke every time a shiver ran down her spine.

Fox contracted his leg muscles, due to the pleasure, and kept them tight next to each other, while Kara's were wrapped around his, occasionally squeezing.

Afterwards, Fox was nearing sleep, and Kara embraced him and licked the side of his face, still quite awake. She whispered in his ear, "Foxie, don't fall asleep, yet."

Fox force his eyes open, then closed them halfway. "I'm… still awake, Kara."

Kara brought the blanket up to their necks. "I just wanted to say, tomorrow's Saturday, you can sleep in…"

"Hmm… yes, okay…" Fox then fell asleep.

Kara kissed him again, and turned to lie on her back, looking up at the ceiling, holding Fox close to her side. She became lost in thought, and then fell asleep herself.

Just a note to any coyotes reading this chapter, I don't stereotype any of you as philanderers. I just chose a coyote to be the waiter. That is all.

Responses:

Unknown: Yes, chapters concerning only Robert will be short.

Sol-Ratcht Saporro: Yes, I don't know why everyone's throwing up. But, yes. Katt's family is just miserable.

Silver Meta Dragon: I don't know what posh means, but I'm glad you didn't stab yourself this time.

Fenrir Hellfyre: Yes. Drink some fluids. Why do doctors say, that? What the hell else do we drink?

SSS-Jolt: This wasn't even supposed to be a story. But, the reason Fox is dating a lion, is because Fox has a thing for feline women.

Ichibod Ricct: HAHAHAHA! Hey, guys I got an e-mail from myself, saying the review of the chapter. You know how it says "don't reply", but I did, and I kept e-mailing myself all night long.