Chapter Two

Naruto slowly opened his eyes. Sunlight blinded him, causing him to put his hands over his eyes. He looked at the others. They were fast asleep. A crab crawled over Sanosuke's chest. "I wanna ride the pony," Sanosuke groaned. With this, Rei woke up. She noticed Vash's hand was on her leg. "Stupid pervert," she growled, pushing Vash's hand off her leg. Then Vash woke up.

"Good morning," he said to Rei. She ignored him.

"Hmmm, so she's playing hard to get," Vash muttered under his breath.

"Good morning Vash," greeted Toboe cheerfully, woke from his slumber a few seconds ago.

"Hello!" replied Vash, "Did you sleep well?"

"Yep"

"Shut up! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" growled Kyo.

"Sorry," Toboe apologized.

"Well, I guess it's too late now that I'm wide awake," said Kyo angrily.

"Hungry," grunted Gluttony, who hobbled his way over to everyone.

"No Gluttony, you may not eat us," Rei informed. Gluttony walked away, and ate a live seagull in one bite. Next, he pulled out a giant straw and sucked all the water out of the Indian Ocean. Strangely though, he didn't gain any size. Eveyone's jaws dropped to the ground in amazement.

"How did he do that?" asked Kyo, dumbfounded.

"I wonder if he used some type of jutsu," wondered Naruto.

"Well, I geuss now that's he sucked up all the water in the Indian Ocean, I guess we can just pick fish up off of what used to be the sea floor," said Toboe, "We won't have to look for food for quite awhile now. Hey, who wants to come with me to gather fish?"

"I will," answered Rei.

"Count me in," said Vash.

"Man, I can't carry anymore fish if the world depended on it," sighed Vash, carrying fish in his hands and in his coat.

"I'm full too," alerted Rei, picking up her last fish.

"Okay, then we'll head back," said Toboe.

"It's a pirate ship made of doughnuts!' exclaimed Vash, spotting a giant ship made of doughnuts nearby. He dropped his fish in excitement, and ran over to it.

"Wait, come back here!" shouted Toboe.

"It's too late. He's too obsessed with doughnuts," Rei informed. The doughnut ship began to float off the ground. "WHOO! TO DOUGHNUT LAND I GO!" shouted Vash, waving from his doughnut boat. So Vash quit the contest and traveled the world in his doughnut ship.

Meanwhile, back on the island, everyone was having a feast of fish for breakfast. The Indian Ocean was back, but only because some of the Pacific Ocean had flowed into it. Maggie was reading a newspaper with the headlines "Gluttony saves world from effects of global warming."

"So, I guess we don't have to worry about Vash anymore," said Inu-Yasha.

"This increases my chances of winning! I'll make sure everyone knows the name Uzumaki Naruto!" shouted Naruto, a fist raised in the air.

"It increases everyone's chances of winning, you idiot," Sanosuke pointed out.

"That's it! I've had it! Kage bushin no jutsu! (Technique of the Shadow Doppleganger for those who don't know Japanese)" shouted Naruto angrily, clones of him appearing everywhere.

Rei ducked behind a boulder. Toboe hid behind a palm tree.

"I'll fight the winner!" shouted Inu-Yasha.

"Idiots," muttered Kyo.

Naruto clones charged at Sanosuke right and left. He cut them down to size with his giant sword.

"Kage bushin no jutsu!" Naruto chanted again, and more copies of him appeared. This time however, they all threw shuriken at Sanosuke. One shuriken lodged itself in Sanosuke's shoulder, and another one got stuck in his foot. He slashed at the real Naruto with his sword, and a large cut appeared on Naruto's chest.

"Guys, stop fighting!" ordered Toboe.

"I don't think that's going to work," said Kawa, who suddenly appeared next to Toboe. Kawa is a wolf, by the way.

"They're going to fight to the death," Rei disclosed, "This isn't going to be pretty. Maggie continued to read her newspaper.

"You're going down kid," growled Sanosuke, pulling the shuriken out of his foot and shoulder.

"You wish, old man," sneered Naruto, blood trickiling down his chest.

Who will win? Who will lose? Read about it in Anime Style Survivor: Nanpoopkin Island, chapter three! And please review, but don't flame me.

To be continued.