Chapter Three

Dislcamier: As always, me no won, you no sue. That is all.

Last chapter in Nanpoopnik Island, Vash sailed away in a ship made purely of doughnuts. Naruto and Sanosuke got in a heated fight, which is still going on.

"Die you idiot!" shouted Sanosuke, swinging his Zanzabatou sword at Naruto. Naruto dodged the attack, and sent flaming kunai flying at Sanosuke. Sano knocked the kunai down.

"Noodle no jutsu!" shouted Naruto, a new jutsu he learned from his sensei Kakashi. Noodles flew out of Naruto's hands and wrapped themselves around Sanosuke.

"What the heck is this? Spaghetti?" Sanosuke questioned angrily.

"ROSANGEN!" hollered Naruto. A ball of blue energy crackled in his hands. He flung it at Sanosuke, and in mere seconds, Sano was nothing but a pile of ash (sorry rurouni fans!). The fan girls screamed in horror. Naruto dusted his hands off and smiled triumphantly.

"Hey, where's Sano?" asked Toboe, looking around.

"Over here," chuckled Naruto, pointing a pile of ashes.

"No you idiot, I'm over here," said a gruff voice.

"NANI! You're still alive?" gasped Naruto.

"Yes," replied Sanosuke, stepping out from behind a tree.

"Tha-" Sanosuke interrupted Naruto. "I believe I have met my match. Therefore, I quit this game," said Sanosuke. He borrowed Kyo's cellphone and dialed for a helicopter made of cream cheese. In just a little over an hour, Sanosuke was picked up by the helicopter made of cream cheese and sent back to his home in Japan.Then without warning, a scream erupted from nearby. The group saw Maggie curled up by a log, crying.

"What is it Maggie?" questioned Toboe.

"I don't have anything else left to read!" she cried.

"Let me chop her up!" exclaimed Inu-Yasha.

"No Inu-Yasha. Maggie doesn't deserve that," said Toboe.

"Yeah, the only reason we chopped Ash up was because he was not nly a cry baby, but a loser whose best friend is a yellow rodent who got plugged into an electrical socket," grumbled Kyo.

"We could make her a book to read," Rei pointed out.

"Oh my God! That's like the second time I've heard her talk!" shouted Naruto.

"Actually it's the third," corrected Inu-Yasha.

"Anyway," said Toboe, "We are supposed to be helping Maggie." Maggie was still curled up crying.

"What are we to do?" questioned Toboe, his head in his hands.

To Be Continued

So, what will they do to help Maggie cheer up? Or will they do just the opposite? Find out in the next chapter!"