Chapter Seven

It was a week since Vash and Maggie departed from the island. The sun beat down on the four anime characters, giving three of them tans, and one of them sunburn. "I'm hungry…," Naruto whined as his stomach growled like an angry dog.

"I'm hungry like the wolf…," sighed Toboe.

"I feel like a starved cat…," muttered Kyo. Rei looked through the bag that contained the doughnuts. "There's one left," she announced. Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground.

"What flavor?" asked Naruto.

"It's a chocolate éclair."

"MUST EAT DOUGHNUT!" shouted Kyo in rage.

"NO! I MUST EAT DOUGHNUT!" Naruto yelled back.

"I'll go catch us a rabbit," Toboe remarked.

"DOUGHNUT!" screamed Kyo, tackling Naruto to the ground. There was a poof of orange smoke, and in Kyo's place was a heap of clothes and an orange cat.

"Where did the cat come from?" Naruto asked, scratching his head.

"I'm the cat you idiot!" snarled Kyo.

"What a weird type of jutsu," said Naruto, "Anyway….I EAT DOUGHNUT!"

"I got the rabbit!" announced Toboe.

"Hey, where did the doughnut go?" Naruto asked, looking in the doughnut bag. Rei was licking icing off her fingers.

"YOU GOT THE DOUGHNUT? DIE YOU!" shouted Naruto, flinging a kunai into Rei's head. She dropped to the ground.

"NO! Rei!" gasped Toboe, running to Rei's side, "DARN YOU NARUTO! YOU BROKE THE RULE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL ANYONE!"

"It's alright Toboe, " said Rei with the last of her life, "I can be replaced." And then, Rei passed away.

"Oh, um…sorry Rei…," apologized Naruto. But the sorry wasn't good enough for Toboe. Toboe leaped at Naruto in his wolf form, and sunk his teeth deep into Naruto's leg. With a powerful thrash of his neck, Toboe ripped a large piece of flesh off of Naruto's leg.

"Kage bushin no- Naruto's words were stopped. Toboe knocked out the orange ninja with a swift punch to Naruto's head (Toboe was back in human form).

"What have I done?" gasped Toboe, spitting out the Naruto flesh in his mouth.

"Here, call a helicopter," said Kyo, tossing his orange cellphone to Toboe. Toboe dialed a number.

"I didn't mean to hurt him that bad…," cried Toboe.

"Hello," said a very, very familiar voice. It was Rei.

"AGHHHHHHHHH!SHE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!" Toboe and Kyo screamed in unison.

"No. I merely got a new body. This body is a clone of my old one," Rei informed.

"So you're not dead?" gasped Kyo.

"No."

Before Naruto lost too much blood, a Life Flight helicopter came by and picked him up. Even though he didn't win the competition, Naruto later won a ten million dollar lottery and bought himself a mansion made of ramen.

Anyway, back to the real part of the story.

"This is good rotisserie rabbit," Kyo complemented Toboe, "But, you know what, I'm getting tired of living out in the wild. I have to admit, I miss Tohru's home made meals."

"Tohru?" questioned Rei.

"She's a friend of mine."

"Hey, what's the glowing light?" Rei asked, poitning up at the sky.

"NO! It's Darcia!" shouted Toboe.

"No! Not him!" gasped Kyo.

"Why are you afraid of him?"

There was a long silence. "It is because I am a Flower Maiden," stated Kyo.

"BUT YOU'RE A MAN!" gasped Toboe.

"No, I am female," sighed Kyo. Rei raised an eyebrow.

"There's no way!" said Toboe, shocked.

"You look like a girl, but you're a man. Looks are deceiving. Now hide me before Darcia sees me!" oredered Kyo. But it was too late. A beam of green energy emnated from Darcia's ship, and beamed the Flower Maiden Kyo up.

"Kyo!" cried Toboe.

"And now, it's coming for you," said Rei, freakishly.

"What's coming for me? Darcia?"

"No," Rei replied. Out in the distance, there was a loud booming noise. Then, an enormous blue hand scooped up Toboe.

"What is this?" Toboe questioned, scared, looking up at a giant blue humanoid robot.

'This is Evangelion Unit Zero. And now, it has you," said Rei. And before you could say "Germany" the blue Evangelion threw Toboe to Frankfurt. There he married Kawa, and they lived in a cute little cottage on the edge of the woods.

Rei, who was the winner of the contest, got a brand new paint job for her Evangelion, which is now painted hot pink. She lives with Shinji Ikari in a mansion complete with a spa, five car garage (plus an EVA garage), a pool, and a cupboard filled with pocky.

The End.