Disclaimer: NOTHING! I don't own Heero or Duo or anybody you recognize from any anime. I only own Jewel and Oden. Jewel is my character (OH NO! 9h33r the original character! .0 Not.)

Oden…. is my cat. laughing hysterically In my stories, he's my brother… who's a wimp (he is a wimp). Poor baby.

Chapter 3

1. ! Heero blinks innocently at the camera, looks left, looks right, and then ducks as a bowling ball hits the wall behind where his head had been. Heero stands back up, anime exclamation marks appear above his head and then he runs off screen as we hear Duo scream and run away, but obviously not fast enough as we here him squeak as Heero obviously just punched him.

2. Duo has a black eye, but is bouncing up and down on a chair. He is repeatedly saying, "At- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at-" over and over again and again and again…… etc., etc., etc., etc., etc. until Heero comes and nearly throttles Duo, who is still saying, "At- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at-" Jewel comes in and tries to save Duo who is still saying "At- at- at- at- at- at- at- at- at-" Jewel cannot save Duo from Heero so Oden comes in with Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Hiei, Kurama, Yugi, Kaiba, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Neko. All of them start trying to save Duo except Trowa. Trowa sits down and starts watching the futile attempts. Finally Trowa gets up and tells Heero to stop and Heero stops to stalk off, still fuming that he didn't get to kill that, and I quote, 'infuriating baka with the loud mouth.'

3. # Trowa is sitting at the breakfast table, innocently eating some homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup when Yami Bakura walks into the room from one door and Duo walks in from the other. Trowa is still innocently eating homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup, but does pause briefly to greet Yami Bakura and Duo, who smile innocently back before they sit down on opposite sides of the table with Trowa in the middle. Duo picks up the bottle of Aunt Jamima and looks at it from many angles as Yami Bakura picks up the bottle of Log Cabin, doing the same as Duo. They suddenly stop to look at each other, nod and then squirt syrup on Trowa's bangs in the pattern of a tic-tac-toe board . They snicker quietly to themselves and run off to hide. Trowa is still innocently eating homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup. Quatre walks in with his own plate of homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup and sits down where Yami Bakura had been sitting. When he sits down on the chair, a loud, wet noise is heard and when the noise ends, gales of laughter are heard upstairs. Quatre stands up to pull a whoopee cushion from underneath him and he glares at the ceiling. He then turns to look at Trowa and when he sees what is on Trowa's bangs, he asks Trowa what happened. Trowa doesn't know, but when Quatre tells him, he looks upset. Quatre is now furious as he runs out of the room and we hear Yami Bakura and Duo 'eep' and attempt to get away. Obviously, they don't because we hear scuffling in the hall. In a few minutes, the scuffling has stopped and Quatre reenters the room. He is unharmed and his hair is only a little messed up. Trowa and Quatre begin eating their homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup. Wufei enters the room after stepping over the beat up unconscious bodies of Yami Bakura and Duo. He only says one thing, but it's the most flattering thing anyone would ever hear from him. "That was honorable." Trowa and Quatre smile and offer Wufei some homemade buttermilk pancakes with chocolate sprinkles and maple syrup.

4. $ Quatre is in a room all alone, counting this wad of hundred dollar bills. No sound was heard except the flipping of paper until…

5. Wufei runs in and starts yelling, "We agreed that I would get 50!" Quatre shakes his head, putting the money behind his back. "No, you get 30. We agreed that you would receive 30 and you have received your share." Wufei glared and shouted, "I got 20! I was supposed to get 50! And you say I was supposed to get 30?" They continue arguing when…

6. Milliardo comes in, holding a carrot. Blinking innocently until he hears what is going on, and then he starts arguing with Wufei and Quatre that he should get 1/3 of the share. Milliardo gets an idea and starts poking Quatre with the carrot. "Ow! Mill-ow!-iardo, you were ow! Supposed to get ow! 30 too. Ow! I got 30 ; Milliardo got 30. Wufei got 30 and Trowa got 10. That's why we got so little," Quatre says quickly, glaring at both of them. "Wait, why did Trowa get any money?" Milliardo asks, suspicious. "He helped, too. That's why and I gave him 10. I should have given him 45 and given both of you each 5--or less!" Quatre growled and the other two quieted. "Then… why do you have all that cash?" Milliardo asked quietly. "Because Jewel asked me to go grocery shopping," Quatre said stiffly. "Oh….." the two muttered softly and shuffled off to do other things. After they left and were out of hearing range, Quatre smiled slyly and said, "That was easier than I thought." He smirked and left the house to unknown places and untold actions.

7. & Oden walked into the room and glared. Duo smiled and said, "I got a trampoline." Oden glares at Duo and says, "And (&)?" Duo blinks innocently up and the normally cheerful teen. "It's really fun," Duo states, thinking, 'He must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' "And?" Oden says, still glaring at the braided boy. "I was going to ask you if you wanted to jump on it for awhile later…" Duo whimpers, getting really upset. "And?" Oden growls menacingly. Duo 'eep's and runs out of the room. Oden smirks before walking out the door to repeatedly say, "And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And? And?-" over and over and over again and again and again……. Etc. etc……..

8. Neko smiles evilly as she prowls around the house until she sees her next victim. She growls as she pounces on Kaiba yelling, "Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! St-" etc. etc. as she stamped stars all over Kaiba. Kaiba looks down at his ink starred clothes. An anime sweat drop appears on his forehead. "I need to talk to Jewel about giving Neko sugar…."

9. ( Noin glares heatedly across at her opponent. She holds an armament a banana) in attack stance……

0. ) Jewel glares across at Noin, giving as good as she got, holding her artillery (also a banana , and ready for an attack. Milliardo and Lloyd enter, chatting companionably until they see the near-battle. "What are you two doing?" Lloyd asks, putting a restraining hand on Jewel's shoulder. She growls and continues to glare at Noin, who says, "Milliardo!" Jewel growls again as Milliardo responds to his name. "Yes?" Jewel hisses and retorts, "Lloyd!" Lloyd blinks rapidly at Jewel and asks again, "What are you two doing?" Noin doesn't take her eyes off of Jewel, but says, "Milliardo could beat Lloyd in anyway, anywhere, any when." Lloyd and Milliardo's eyes widen immensely. "You're fighting over which one-" "of us was the best? Well, duh! It's m-" "Lloyd." Noin's mouth drops open and her eyes boggle. Jewel smiles triumphantly as she proudly states the equivalent of 'I win' in her house. "I told you so." Noin throws down her banana and it squirts all over her. Jewel starts cracking up at the look on Noin's face after hearing her hero openly admit his loss and then getting attacked by her own artillery. Lloyd smiles warmly and Milliardo chuckles.

"Yea! That was fun!" Duo exclaims after they finished with the skits "Except I got punched and beat up, but I got to squirt Trowa with syrup!" Quatre turns around to glare at Duo, who 'eep's and ducks behind Heero. Heero turns around and walks off, leaving Duo cowering behind nothing.

"Heh heh heh, we're friends, remember?" Duo squeaks. Quatre glares and stomps off, fuming silently. Trowa walks off the stage to go wash the syrup out of his bangs. Yami Bakura snickers evilly and says,

"That was fun!" before running off. Jewel shrugs, holding up a megaphone and saying through it,

"The next skits are about to begin. Will all actors and actresses please be ready in five minutes and waiting. Thank you." She puts down the megaphone and walks off to help others get ready.

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