StephanieFan: I read over my story and the chapters were short so I worked my hardest to make this one long.


It's past thirty minutes and the resturant had to give their table away. Danny felt like he wanted to strangle Joey for taking the van. 'It's his fault we're stuck on a beach with water rising instead of in a bed at a suite!' thought Danny. Why was he so mad? It's Miami isn't it? You won't freeze unless you're not an outdoor person. Just to pass the time, Danny took something that resembled a shovel and started shoveling sand away from his chair. "This place is a mess!"

Jesse looked at his brother-in-law "This is a beach, it's always messy." Becky agreed.

"I'm just doing this to pass the time," replied Danny and returned to shoveling. Michelle suggests they go find seashells.

"No michelle, it's too dark." DJ told Michelle. She looked upset.

"We could take pictures with the flash button!" said Stephanie. DJ shook her head at that idea too.

"Remember when we arrived at the hotel we shot all the film." all three girls nodded.

Gas station...

"Alright Mr.Gladstone, you're all set to go!" said the gas station dude.

"Thanks," Joey replied 'I hope they aren't mad at me'

Still in the beach...

Danny finished shoveling the sand and just decided to start a campfire since it seems like they aren't going back to their suites anyway. Becky figures maybe she'll write a letter to the twins. But she only has a pen and no paper. So she just decides to pratice on Danny's freshly smoothed sand. With much bickering from Danny for ruining his perfect floor of sand.

"I'm gonna kill bullwinkle brain when he gets back here," muttered Jesse. Then something terrifying happened.

"Holla Tanneritos!" Dun Dun Duunnn!

"Oh great! kimmy's here!" Stephanie said sarcastically "How'd you get here Gibbler?" Kimmy walked up to them.

"My parents said I could come along as a surprise!" answered Kimmy as she hugged everyone. Michelle looked at Kimmy like she were crazy (A/N: I would too!).

"Uh..." everyone whined. Kimmy took a seat next to DJ and they began talking.

"What now? Kimmy's here!" said Michelle.

"I don't know...run and hide?" Stephanie suggested. Michelle nodded and they asked Danny if they could borrow some money. Danny took a twenty dollar bill out and handed to them.

"Just make sure you have some left when you come back and don't go too far away. Watch your sister."

"Dad!" they said in almost perfect unison and left to the nearest fast food store.

Driving to the beach...

Joey sat in the driver's seat with some coke and a burger while practicing his impresions. Unfortunately for him, he did all those things at once and ended up spitting bits of his burger out.

'Great! Now I'll have to have to dry clean that!' Joey thought miserbly.

Back at the beach once more...

Jesse had enough and he made sure everyone understood "Joey's got the stupid van! Gibbler's here and I'm stuck with no bed!" Seems like the only thing the Tanners miss are their beds...and maybe time away from Kimmy. Despite being stuck on the beach and can't get back to the hotel the girls are actually having a good time. Of course they are! Having all the adults complaining and fighting they have time to do whatever they want. DJ and Kimmy told each other how great it is to have her best friend here instead of her sisters goofing off. As if on que, Stephanie and michelle return with fries.

"Hey dad, we bought some fries and still have money left just like you said." Stephanie proudly stated. Danny nodded and took the rest of the money back.

"Daddy?" Michelle said quietly.

"Yes sweetheart?"

"When's Joey coming back?"

Danny looked nervous and tried to think of something so he doesn't scare Michelle. "Well...he's out checking a club,"

Jesse shook his head 'This is getting ridiculous!' he thought. Then he stood up "Alright! Whoever wants to ditch this pile of sand can come with me back to the hotel!"

"Jesse, that's about 23 blocks (A/N: To be honest I really don't know how long is a block cause I'm always in a car) from here." Becky told him. Jesse pulled his wife up from the chair.

"Beck, we'll just run!"

"Easy for you to say..." Becky muttered. Now everyone agreed with Jesse.

"Yea, we should just walk there instead of waiting for the water level to raise to our heads!"

"Alright then let's do it!" Jesse howled like an indian.

Meanwhile...

'Wonder if they'll know I went to the dry cleaners and then came back? They'll probably be ticked that I left with the van.' thought Joey as he continued searching for a way to the beach. It took him 45 minutes but at least he found the beach.

Somewhere on the road...

The Tanners were all covered in sweat and really wanna get back to take a shower. All the while they were thinking up plans to torture Joey when he gets back.

"I feel like we're running a marathon!" yelled Jesse as he threw his arms up. Danny turned his head over.

"Like our race before Halloween?" Danny asked.

"I would have won if I had a bigger nose!" Jesse answered. Michelle stopped and everyone had to stop too to ask her whats wrong.

"My feet really hurt can we stop now?" asked Michelle. Danny nodded yes cause as much as he hates to admit it, he's tired too. So's everyone but they were no where close to the beach or the hotel.

"It's really not good to stay out at night with nothing but trees." said Becky. Kimmy butted in

"Think on the bright side! At least you got me!"

"Uh..."