Chapter Two: their love was so manjuiicey

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After the entire school had found out that harry was half VEELA the other kids got wise to his hot nailings. Nooone was willing to sleep with him anymore because they thought he 3was using his hot mansexy VEELANESS and his vinerial diseases to influence their puddy minds. Into having more hot mansex. Even the GIRLS wouldn't have sex with him! (author's note: Not that Harry fucking in the fucking bed Potter would have sex with them because he was GAY (author's author's note: but there wasn't much fucking going on in the fucking bed now was there? POOR HARRY (author's author's author's note: I would so have sex with harry in that bed)

JUST THEN a new transfer student named Hatcest came and was put in Griffindor. But they forgot to give him his own bed. So he had to sleep in Harry's bed because Harry was the prefect and captain of the quiddich team and kid of the year and was the nicest guy in school who gave the best nailing except he was nailing noone right then. Because he was HALF DEMENTOR AND HALF VEELA. AND HALF DEMENTOOOR.

Hatcest had lots of hot buttsex and hatsex with Harry fucking in the fucking bed potter. Except Harry didn't have a hat because he had such a no good horrible life. The dursleys beat him and dumbledore made him sleep with his giant cock in the gargoyle statue at night and Snape took all his clothes so he was naked all day long when Voldemort was not killing his owl. So he was naked, but it was OK b/cuz it was hot. And glissening in the moonlight under the stary skies.

But then one day Hatcest discovered the horrible trueth. Harry was HALF DEMTENTOR! Hatcet knew he should have known because harry had black hair and everyone knows that if you have black hair you're a dementor. Hatcest then transferred to Hufflepuff where he becaume a lame ass. And was not hot and dressed in yellow and black like a not hot bumblebee that just got fucked up the ass by a giant dementor riding a griffin.

Harry was very very sad that he did not have hatcest to nail in the bed every night. And he took the hat too, so harry was left naked and glistening again. And nailing. Did noone love him? Harry was sure that he was the most unlucky half veela half dementor on earth. Even wrose, Draco Malfoy who he hated and wished would go get hit by a bludger while standing naked in the moonlight, dripping with hot and gayness.

"Why are you in my room, Malfoy?" Harry said.

"Why are you naked?" Draco said back.

Harry wanted to explain that hatcest had taken all clothes and opened his mouth to say so. But he couldn't talk. Because Draco's big fat glissening cock was in it. It was hot. And gay. After 10 minutes of pure awesome hotness Harry finally said "I hate you, Malfoy!'

And Draco totally said: "I hate you too, Potter!"

"And I hate your big fat glissening cock that tasted so good!"

"You suck, Potter!"

"I'm gonna eat your face off, Malfoy!"

"I'm gonna kill everyone you ever touched, Potter!"

"Draco, you're hot I love you."

"I've loved you since I met you, Potter! BEFORE I met you. I used to dream about you. It was hot. And gay."

"Let's fuck, like, 20 times in the broomcloset, Malfoy. Under the moonlight."

And so they did. Even though there wasn't any windows in the broomcloset. That is how Harry Fucking in the Broomcloset potter foiund true gay love.

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