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Do you make money with this story? Sure, so much I can retire/machine breaks/ So, did I pass?

Author's note: I've got more reviews for this story now than for all my others together! WOW! Thanks to everyone!

Chapter eight

Harry was just on his way to his Detention with Trelawney later that day when some strange bald guy ran down the stairs as if someone was after him every now. When the man, named Vin Diesel passed Harry by Harry shouted after him: "Two sets to the right, you're wrong here!"

Vin turned around at once and stared at the boy: "YOU say I am wrong here? Maybe you are wrong!"

Harry looked back stubbornly: "Are you playing in a wizard story or am I?"

Vin seemed to think about this for a long time: "I haven't read the storyboard… I don't have any text but just run around shooting bad guys and looking incredibly good!"

Harry mumbled under his breath: "At least you got the first one right…"

"Boy," Vin started highly annoyed: "You see that I am taller than you are!" He waited for Harry to nod: "And you see that I've got a gun!" He waited for another nod again and then finished: "So, who's right I or you?"

"Vin," Harry shot back, "You see that I am the wizard here… and you see that I've got the wand… and you should know that I know how to turn people into toads by now!"

Vin looked at the boy pondering for a while and then said: "I wouldn't look good as a toad!"

"You also don't look good now… if it was for me you'd play Voldemort in the movie!"

Vin ignored that comment, then looked at Harry's wand scared and ran off quickly.

If you never again see a movie with Vin Diesel, you know that Harry in fact decided to hex him!

Suddenly Harry heard someone clap behind him.

As he was in fact already very near to the Divination Tower he thought that it was Professor Trelawney. It shocked him the more to see Professor… well, ex-Professor Snape standing behind him.

Harry squealed, making him sound like Neville.

Snape gave him a sneer and raised an eyebrow.

Finally Harry found his voice again: "You're not here to kill Professor Trelawney by any chance? If so, could you do it before my detention? I'd have more time for Ginny, she feels neglected you see?"

Snape rolled his eyes: "Minerva told me to give Sybil a few lessons about how to be more… like me… she thought it was quite pathetic to watch how Sybil was trying to find out about this herself!"

Harry nodded a little unsure: "Uh… sure… Professor, if you don't mind the question…"

"I mind everything you say, Potter, but that might give me a reason to deduct house points for the sake of the good old times, so ask!" Snape shot back.

"Uh… right, so… since when are you explaining yourself to everyone who asks?" Harry asked who had noticed that it was rather unlike Professor Snape to give any answers to questions.

Snape sighed: "You see, ever since I started this at the beginning of Half Blood Prince I couldn't stop it again… Luckily there are no other people who think of asking me about my favourite TV-show every since Professor Dumbledore died!"

Harry grinned devilishly: "So, what's your favourite TV-show, Professor?"

Snape could have kicked himself for his stupidity. On second thought he remembered some of his yoga classes, he had had to do to be permitted back on the good side and so he actually managed to kick himself while murmuring: "The Teletubbies!"

Harry was quite impressed. He hadn't known there were actually people watching that show.

"Who's your favourite Teletubby then?" Harry kept asking.

Snape growled.

"Potter, get in!" shouted Professor Trelawney just in time to prevent him from hearing the answer.

Seconds later Sybil appeared in the doorway. Snape looked at her proudly: "That's my training, did you notice how good she is in imitating my tone now? Good girl!"

Then he patted her head a few times.

Harry cleared his throat: "Am I disturbing you or something?"

Both turned to look at him immediately and announced: "DETENTION POTTER!"

Harry grinned: "You look so cute together!"

"Detention…" Snape began.

"For every…" Trelawney went one.

"Evening this week!" Severus ended the sentence.

"A match made in heaven!" Harry said in a dreamy voice.

Before either of the teachers could say anything a black haired 14 years old Slytherin jumped out of the shadows accompanied by a 17 years old exchange student from Germany who beat Harry black and blue for saying this.

"At very few occasions I enjoy having fan girls!" Snape explained to Sybil and then he turned to the two other girls: "An autograph as always?"

The girls looked at one another and then the English one began to speak as they had planed this: "You see, Professor, it is already late and we should be in the common room…"

Then the German girl spoke: "An autograph and you'll walk us back to the common room!"

Snape sighed and tried the last thing he could think of: "Girls, I'm a searched criminal… I shouldn't walk around here like this!"

"But we know you're innocent!" both girls shot together.

"Only Voldemort doesn't know, obviously, otherwise you'd be dead by now… probably!" Harry said and earned a kick from the English fan girl for this.

"What did I do?" he complained.

"Don't know, I was bored!" was the only answer he got.

Snape smirked: "Okay, for this I'll really walk you back to the common room, let's go!"

Both girls jumped up and down for a while and then hurried off.

Harry finally managed to get back to his feet: "Professor, wasn't this enough of a punishment? Can I go back and cure my wounds?"

Trelawney pondered for a while and then said: "What would Professor Snape do?"

Harry grumbled and walked inside the classroom: "Great, now I don't even know whom to hate for this…"

Trelawney giggled in a really childish way for a moment and then went to get Harry his detention.

Finally she placed a crystal ball in front of Harry and announced: "You'll look into this ball until you see the Grim!"

"Oh, that won't take too long then…" Harry said.

Only twenty seconds later, it had taken 18 seconds to gather his things again, he went out of the room again.

So some answers to your reviews (I can't answer them all, but I thank everyone who left one anyway!)
 Juan, Emma/Hermione#1fan, Dark Vampiresss, Colin, Winona Corinne, Dave the L's gal, Belga, misshilton5678, Gryffindor777, Padfoot Reincarnated and Dracos-naughty-lil-girl: Thanks, I love to write this story... and I'll keep it up:-D

Emmasnape99: There you go, Sev again! ;-) There's no chance I thought of you with the fangirl stuff! ;-)

grafiti rtk: I am a Harry Potter freak for sure and Sev is not evil:-P

miz-attidude: I surely hope so... I love Snape... he's innocent:lol: Let me dream on please:-D

where-my-heart-resides: I really love the original books too, but HBP turned my world upside down so I needed to change some things the way I wanted them to go! Besides, I have a crazy mind, just in case you haven't noticed!

Winona Corinne: Ha, Snape is innocent.. I am not the only one who thinks so:lol: I can't say that often enough!

vasj95 : Would you please say sorry to the child for me? (I love children) Sorry, I made your mummy laugh so much, but you see, sometimes everyone needs a good laugh! I was very pleased to read your review! Thanks!

Carnivalgirl: Lupin/Tonks? Let me pretend that never happened:lol: No, really, they are cute together and Remus deserves to be loved, but JK shattered some dreams of my sleepless nights there!

I love you all for the great reviews:-D And I promise to answer them more often in the future... only I never dreamt of getting so many/beams/