Disclaimer: "So, Sandra "Voldemort said pointing his wand at me "You are responsible for this story?"
"No, no" I squealed "Everything such as original characters or settings belong to JK Rowling, not to me!"
Author's note: Another update...Hope you like it:-D Oh, and I love ALL my reviewers and readers!
Chapter fifteen
Harry kept standing in front of the door for a few more seconds and then kicked the door open and entered heroically, just to notice that Voldemort was not there.
He looked around for a few seconds to make sure that the villain wasn't hiding behind the door; a trick he had already fallen for too often.
The entire audience had to try very hard not to laugh too much, because after all they had had to sign a contract about being silent and not disturbing.
Seconds later Professor Riddle went out of the bathroom. He looked at Harry and said: "Hello, Harry, nice to see you! What do you want?"
"Revenge!" Harry answered, because he thought it was a really cool answer.
Voldemort thought for a while and then sighed: "What for? Your parents, your godfather, Dumbledore, the whole magical world, or something else? Harry, I am the Super-Villain of this story, you have to be more specific!"
Harry put his wand back into his pocket and scratched his head: "True… well, let's say revenge for everything evil you did at any point of your life!"
"Oh dear, that may take a while!" Professor Riddle exclaimed "Luckily I set the Death Eater meeting to tomorrow evening instead of today's!"
Harry nodded and took his wand back into his hand and pointed it at Voldemort.
"So, what are you going to do now Harry?" Voldemort asked him taking his wand out himself.
Harry scratched his head with his wand thinking over this so hard that he didn't notice how his head turned into a pineapple then a watermelon and an apple before going back to normal.
Then before he could react Voldemort had disarmed him.
"Oops… happens every time!" was all that Harry could say to this.
The audience gasped! Everyone sat like petrified watching what was going to happen next.
Harry swallowed: "Does that mean you really want to kill me? Hey, remember, I used to be your favourite student!"
Voldemort shrugged: "You'd be out of school at the end of the year anyway! So, make your final wish, Potter!"
Harry thought for a second and then exclaimed: "I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO IT… HA!"
Voldemort sighed and grumbled but then laughed: "HA, I didn't say I would grant the wish!"
Harry grumbled: "Damn it… I should have known!"
"So, Harry, it will be over in a second!" Voldemort promised raising his wand again.
A second passed and nothing happened. Everyone out of the audience looked at their watches and murmured something like: "She's late again…"
A few more seconds later the door was pushed open and Ginny stormed into the room.
"Only over my dead body!" she shouted stepping in front of Harry shielding him from Voldemort.
You-Know-Who rolled his eyes and stated: "Okay, then over your dead body too…"
Before he could do anything however, Ron came into the room stepping in front of Ginny exclaiming: "Over my dead body, that's my sister and my best friend!"
Even before Voldemort could say anything Hermione came into view too and stood before Ron: "Over my dead boy, that's the boy I love, his sister and my best friend!"
Voldemort sighed exaggeratedly but didn't say anything just in case someone would still come in.
They had to wait for a few seconds but then Neville came into the room as well and stepped in front of everyone: "This is…" he started.
The entire audience exclaimed: "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!"
Neville shut up immediately and just remained standing there without explaining what everyone knew anyway.
Only then everyone looked back to Voldemort who had fainted, because he couldn't take the insanity any longer, in the meantime.
"I know that feeling, buddy!" Harry exclaimed.
A moment later there were screams heard out of the bedroom and Snape jumped out of the door jumping from one leg to the other screaming: "I touched it, oh Merlin, I touched it! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…" When he noticed that there were many people looking at him he stood straight, put his sour expression into place and explained in a cold voice: "I just finished the snake… so, go ahead Harry!"
Everyone applauded. Harry was so relieved that he hugged Ginny, Ron hugged Hermione for no special reason. And also the fan-girls couldn't be held on their seats and so everyone ran to hug everyone.
Most of the fans also didn't bother stepping over Voldemort's unconscious figure but ran straight over him.
So everyone in the room was happy. Harry because he was safe for the moment.
Ginny because she had helped saving Harry.
Ron and Hermione because they were being important too.
Neville because he was being hugged by his fan-girls.
Snape because he had had an appearance again and although he would never ever admit it, because he was being hugged by his fans too.
Lupin because he was being held out of everything, being hugged by his fans too and because he had won a ton of chocolate in a competition.
And all the fans, except for Voldemort's, who had come too late to intervene, were happy because they came to hug their favourite characters.
Right before they could go and celebrate in the Great Hall Voldemort came to his feet again though.
"D'oh!" Harry exclaimed "Hey, your Horcruxes are all gone… and like 100 people ran over you… why aren't you dead?"
Voldemort listened to Harry and then asked with tears into his eyes: "My Horcruxes are all gone?"
Harry sighed and nodded: "Yes, the diary, the ring, the locket, although we still haven't found out who destroyed that one, the tea cup, the boxer shorts and…"
Drum rolls were heard in the distance.
"… Nagini, your snake!" Harry finished the talk.
Voldemort laughed: "My last Horcrux was not hidden in Nagini! It is…"
That moment the lights went off and the chapter was over…