The shrinks trudged into the waiting room with their next patient. Britty jumped in, yelling something about letting her shrink this time, since it was her first case. Mitzy and Chrissy backed away slowly, agreeing that she might be the best for this (basket) case.
"So," chirped Britty, smiling. "What's the problem?"
Nuriko blinked. "Where do you want me to start?" he asked. Chrissy and Mitzy looked at each other, thinking to themselves that this should be interesting.
"Well, we did the trouble start?" Britty asked.
"Well, when I was little, my sister died in an accident... I … I wanted to keep her alive, any way I could. So I became her, even in the way I thought." Nuriko said quietly.
Britty sniffed, her eyes tearing up suddenly. "How sad…But you seem to have come to terms with it…"
"He's wearing a dress! I don't think he's come to terms with things quite yet!" snorted Mitzy.
Nuriko glared. "Is there something wrong with the way I dress?" he asked.
"It's a dress. You are a man. Dresses and men do not go well together." Mitzy explained.
"I have the soul of a woman!" Nuriko yelled "Do you wanna fight or something!"
In the waiting room, there was silence.
Mitzy assumed a fighting stance. "You shall regret challenging me, you pathetic mortal! I've watched plenty of Jet Li and Jackie Chan movies! Super-flying-kick-of-flaming-evil-death-move!" Mitzy cried, launching herself at Nuriko. (a/n: Really, she hasn't seen any of those movies. Her fellow author is just making fun of her)(Mitzy note: I will be killing my fellow author later, so don't mind the screams)
Nuriko sent her flying into the wall. Mitzy rebounded and caught his braid.
"No fair!" Nuriko cried. "Hair pulling is against the rules!"
"Who's rules are those?" Mitzy demanded.
"Mine!" yelled Nuriko as her gave Mitzy what had to be the worst wedgie either of the shrinks had ever seen.
Mitzy yelped and ran to the bathroom, presumably to fix the wedgie.
Britty and Chrissy blinked.
"The dress does look good on him," Chrissy pointed out.
Britty shook her head. "Let's take a break," she said.
Bonus Chapter – Sick Author DayChrissy (is depressed and bored without her ficking partner)
Chrissy: Guess I'll just hafta work without her…
Britty: I'll help!
Chrissy:
(Britty and Chrissy work together in happy harmony for the next hour and a half)
Britty: I think we did well
Chrissy: Yup, between your love of mush and my pervy sense of humor, I think it turned out very interesting indeed.
Britty: Yeah, but we can't rate it PG-13 anymore…
Chrissy: Nope.
(The next day…)
Mitzy (is reading the fic): O.O Nooo! I'm too young! (convulses)
Britty and Chrissy: ; Eep?
Britty: What? Did we go too far?
Chrissy: Nah…I mean, all they did was CENSOR and CENSOR .
Britty: Yeah, but they did CENSOR in the closet.
Chrissy: And in the bathroom, and they CENSORed in the garage.
Britty: Oh, yeah…
Mitzy: (flips out again…she hadn't even gotten that far)
Chapter Nine – Enter the Demon LordBack in the waiting room, there appeared to be an argument between Flueky and a newcomer.Chrissy poked Mitzy. "Hey, who's Mr. Tall-dark-and-demonic over there?" Mitzy rolled her eyes. "I dunno, but his daughter is really pretty." She pointed to a blue haired girl talking to Dark, who was trying to hit on her. The girl blushed. "Thanks for the compliments, but I'm really not into guys." Mitzy and Chrissy looked at each other. Eek. Dark looked slightly taken aback.
"But he's not acting right!" begged Mr. Tall-dark-and-demonic. "You have to talk to him at least!" Flueky shook her head. "I'm sorry, but unless he has psychological issues-"
"He's a demon who like puppies and flowers!" the man yelled. From across the waiting room, Quatre yelled back, "What's wrong with licking flowers!"
Nearby, Duo gave a loud sigh. "Just great, now we have two pansies!"
The blue haired girl looked over and smiled. "I like pansies, too!"
"RAENEF! That man just called you a pansy! Don't just stand for that!"
Chrissy and Mitzy looked at each other. That girl couldn't be the other pansy Duo was talking about…
"HOW DARE YOU ADMONISH ME, VERMIN!" Raenef yelled at Duo. The room was silent for a moment, until everyone burst into fits of laughter and giggles. Trowa looked to be in actual pain from all the laughing he had done the past half hour.
Between giggles, Britty managed to ask Matt to fix the door Heero had broken.
"Did I do something wrong, Eclipse?" asked Raenef, looking puzzled. Eclipse, who had been arguing with Flueky, shook his head. "No, no. That was fine. You really, er…showed them…"
Raenef beamed. "Can we go see a shrunk now? I've never seen a shrunk."
Eclipse gave an exasperated sigh. "Yes, we can go see the 'shrunks'. Can't we?" he asked Flueky pointedly. Flueky gave up. "Sure, go see the shrunks. I'm sure they'll be happy to see you and your daughter."
Raenef looked surprised. "I didn't know you had a daughter, Eclipse! I bet she's pretty."
"They meant you were my daughter!" Eclipse groaned, losing patience.
Raenef looked at him doubtfully. "I don't think I'm your daughter. In fact, I don't think I'm even a girl. At least, I wasn't last time I checked."
Dark looked startled. "I don't know if I should be shocked that I was hitting on a guy, or relieved that I wasn't hitting on a lesbian." Trowa giggled harder.
"You aren't my daughter! You and I are NO relation whatsoever! Thank God…" he said under his breath, though in retrospect, that seemed rather ironic. A demon thanking God.
"Sure, we'll psychoanalyze him! It'll be fun!" Britty smiled. 'And while we're at it, we can check records to make sure he isn't a daughter…" she thought to herself.
Mitzy spotted Nuriko, obviously on his way to hit on poor Raenef. She ran over and grabbed Raenef's arm. "Your turn!" she said as she dragged him away. Eclipse followed.