A week and a half later found the shrinks back in their office looking over their letters and follow up papers. Matt was still cleaning from the food fight. Flueky was on vacation in the UK with her lover-boy (unbeknownst to her, Darke had snuck into her luggage in the hopes of more strip poker). The shrinks themselves, well…
Britty was doing quite well, with her brand new convertible (which was a complete guy magnet). She already had several love interests fighting over her everywhere she went.
Mitzy had had her driver's liscense revoked due to the deaths of several mailboxes at the start of this fic, but that was ok. Britty drove her most places. At the time, she was currently alternating between filing papers, making notes, and arguing with Chrissy and Duzell (through one of Yujinn's mirrors) over Kaworu.
Chrissy was doing well also, except for the hussy trying to take her man. She was having fun reading the letters from all the patients.
"Sango says she's much better now. She says she's almost completely broken Miroku from chasing after women, but now he just complains about the burns on his butt," Chrissy informed the others.
"That's nice," said Mitzy, still trying to convince Duzell that Kaworu wouldn't be interested in some old vampire cat.
"Here's a note from Roy Mustang. Apparently, he's Ed's superior. It says that Ed's as bad as ever with his temper, but now he's figured out how to transmute people into midgets when they call him short. He says it's useful for research, though…"
"Duzell says that Ishtar's as immature as ever. She trying to find him a wedding dress. Darres is the same as ever, except that now he's always taking off to go play strip poker with Yujinn. And Vord is still drunk as ever. Duzell himself is fine, though," said Mitzy, pausing in her argument.
''Here's a postcard from Hideki and Chi. Looks like they're having fun…" said Britty wistfully. "They're at the beach right now."
"I wanna go…" whined Chrissy. Mitzy smacked her.
"And a letter from all the Gundam pilots. Duo says he's fine and that he's not in trouble… yet. He wants to know how Mitzy's doing," Britty read.
Mitzy blinked.
"Heero said he… had a blast talking to me last week," Britty read, blushing.
"Whoo-hoo…" whistled Chrissy, winking. "Go, Britty!"
"Trowa says he's doing fine and that his ribs almost don't hurt anymore," Britty said, looking puzzled.
"Well, he was laughing quite a bit…" replied Chrissy. "Hey, what's this?"
Britty glanced down and picked up the postcard from the floor. "It's from Quatre. It says he's going to visit us soon… and he's bringing some friends from football camp, including Nuriko and Raenef…"
All three shrinks exchanged looks of terror.
Mizty picked up a letter slightly scented with perfume. "Nuriko says the same thing. Says he's coming back with Raenef and Quatre and that he's found some cute outfits for everyone to try on…"
There was a long silence, followed by a slightly shorter one.
"Wonder if he knows I like red?" Mitzy wondered aloud.
Britty, holding a novel-length letter, laughed nervously. "It's from Relena, telling me all the ways she plans to murder me for 'stealing her Hee-chan'," she explained.
"Sounds like someone else who could use some therapy…" mused Mitzy.
"Here's a letter from Daisuke. Apparently Satoshi's moved in with him to keep Dark from stealing any more art. So far, it hasn't worked. Dark keeps locking him in the bathroom," Chrissy said, glancing over another postcard.
"Is that everyone?" asked Britty.
"I think so," replied Chrissy, trying unsuccessfully to file away the letters.
"Good. Then let's go eat. I'm starving!" said Mitzy. Her stomach growled loudly, doing its best impression of a very angry-slash-hungry-slash-big tiger. She opened the door to leave… and found the way blocked by twenty big, burly, sweaty, muscle-y, football players with flowers in their hair. Quatre, Nuriko, and Raenef grinned from behind them. "We thought you should meet all the new friends we made at camp!" chirped Quatre. "Sorry about the door…they can get kinda enthusiastic."
The three shrinks laughed nervously.
"You have a lot more patients out there too!" piped Raenef, handing Mitzy a list. "We took the liberty of getting their names for you."
"Okay…" Chrissy said, reading the list over Mitzy's shoulder. "Cho Hakkai, Sha Gojyo…"
"Kyo and Yuki Sohma…Ayaame Sohma…" continued Britty.
"Relena Peacecraft…No surprise there, I guess," said Mitzy.
"Nagisa, Kaworu…" Mizty read, then stopped.
"MINE!" Chrissy yelled.
"Oh, nuh-uh! If anyone's gonna shrink Kaworu, it's me!" Mitzy yelled.
Britty sighed as the two shrinks rushed into the waiting room, still arguing.
"Here we go again," Britty sighed, following.
It was going to be a loooong day…