Characters: Stacy Keibler, Randy Orton, Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, Dave Batista, John Cena and Molly Holly
Date Uploaded: May 10, 2005 - Tuesday
Chapter 2
"You sure I can stay at your house Trish?" Stacy asked for the umpteenth time that day as they sat on a plane heading to Toronto, Canada with Torrie. Trish rolled her eyes as Stacy looked at her with nervous eyes.
"Stace, before it was sweet now it's annoying me. How many times do I have to tell you yes? I'm like a broken record here repeating myself over and over again." Trish said covering her face with her pillow. Stacy on the other hand just smiled.
"You know I'm just making sure. I don't want to be an inconvenience. I promise I'll clean and cook for you when you come home. I'll be your French maid." Stacy said giggling with Torrie. Trish, who was very sleepy, tired and had a hangover from the previous night sarcastically laughed behind her pillow.
"Will you guys keep quiet my head hurts like hell. If it wasn't for you guys bringing me to the bar last night I wouldn't be in this predicament." Trish grumbled as Torrie raised her brow at the petite blonde in front of her.
"Us bringing you? Please Trish you brought this upon yourself when you agreed to do tequila shots with John. You know he was just trying to make you drunk so you could fall asleep and he had a reason to bring you to the hotel. Not to mention give you a goodnight kiss." Torrie pointed out as Trish kicked her knee.
"Ow! You little bit-" Torrie said but Stacy cut her off.
"Profanity is not accepted here Miss Wilson, and Miss Stratus this is not a wrestling ring so you're not allowed to kick anyone." Stacy said while laughing as both Trish and Torrie kicked her beloved 42 inch legs.
"Ow! Quit it! Ow! That hurts!" Stacy half said and half shouted as the cute male flight attendant approached them.
"Excuse me, please no shouting. You are disturbing the other passengers." He said as Torrie flirtatiously smiled at him while twirling her hair in her fingers.
"We promise it won't happen again." Torrie said as the flight attendant nodded and left.
"Slut" Stacy and Trish both mumbled as Torrie looked at them both with fierce eyes.
"What was that?" Torrie asked.
"Nothing" Stacy and Trish said in unison as Torrie suspiciously looked at the blondes.
An hour later the plane landed in Trish's hometown of Toronto, Ontario Canada. As the 3 got off the plane they argued on what and where to eat.
"I want to go to McDonald's damnit!" Stacy whined.
"No, I want to go to KFC!" Torrie chimed in as Trish shook her head.
"Well I want to cook and eat at my house." She added as Stacy and Torrie glanced at each other.
"McDonald's it is." Torrie said as Trish raised her brows at them.
"And what's wrong with eating at my house?" She asked as Stacy tried her best to put on a smile.
"Well uh, there's nothing wrong with eating there it's just that uh, what you're cooking." Stacy said trying to put it mildly as Torrie giggled.
"What the hell is wrong with my food?" Trish asked as the 3 of them headed to the airport's parking lot where Trish's sister dropped off her car.
"It's too, well, too healthy. I mean last time you only let us eat salads for the whole week." Torrie said as Trish rolled her eyes and open the trunk of her car.
"I'm trying to help you guys eat healthy." Trish said as she loaded her bag in the trunk with Torrie and Stacy following right behind.
"Forcing us to eat leaves with mayonnaise is not healthy Trish." Stacy said as Torrie nodded.
"It's not even funny anymore." Torrie added as Trish pouted.
"Fine, we'll go to McDonald's." Trish said as she rolled her eyes and shut the trunk of her car. She got in the driver's seat but Stacy stopped her before she could shut the door.
"You need to get out of there. You still have a hangover and you expect Torrie and me to feel safe with you driving?" Stacy said as Trish made a face and got out. She opened the door to the back seat and got in crossing her arms in front of her chest.
"If you crash my car I guarantee you're going to pay for the damages Stace." Trish warned as Stacy nodded and giggled along with Torrie.
"I'm serious. God I'm going to kill John when he comes over later." Trish mumbled as Stacy looked back at her best friend.
"John? What does he have anything to do with this?" Stacy teased as Torrie started singing.
"John and Trish sitting on a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G…"
"Shut up Torrie before I kick your ass." Trish threatened as Torrie raised a brow.
"Kick my ass? Please you'd rather kick John's ass." Torrie retorted smiling widely.
"Will you guys quit it? I can't concentrate." Stacy said as she turned a sharp corner jerking Torrie and Trish off their seats.
"Are you trying to kill us?" Trish screamed as Stacy smirked.
"Partly, you're dealing with a 4 month pregnant woman here and I'm getting pissed off." Stacy said as Torrie shook her head.
Thirty minutes and 3 Big Macs 'to go' later they arrive at Trish's house where Molly Holly was waiting outside with a huge grin plastered on her face.
"Hey you guys!" Molly greeted as the trio went out of the car and approached the brunette.
"Hey Molly" Stacy greeted with a smile. She nudged Trish who was beginning to fall asleep while standing in her own driveway.
"What? Oh hey" Trish mumbled as she sleepily leaned on Torrie.
"What's wrong with her?" Molly asked as Torrie smirked.
"Hangover" Torrie said as she helped Trish get inside the big house with Stacy and Molly closely following.
"How long is it?" Molly asked as Stacy smiled holding her now obvious stomach.
"4 months." Stacy proudly said as Molly nodded with a smile.
"Are you going to tell Randy?" Molly asked as Stacy simply lowered and shook her head.
Molly was about the tenth person who asked that and Stacy was beginning to consider telling Randy about it when Torrie interrupted.
"Trish is in her room and I'm guessing she won't wake up for a long, long time. You guys plan anything to do before the guys get here?" Torrie asked as she sat on Trish's couch in the living room.
Stacy looking confused sat down beside her best friend and raised a brow. 'The guys?' she thought to herself.
"What do you mean 'the guys'?" Molly asked as Torrie turned on the TV.
"John, Dave and Randy." Torrie said flipping a channel. Stacy's heart stopped at the last name that the Boise beauty mentioned. Randy? He's coming here? That can't be. Why the hell is he coming over? Trish will freak out.
"Why are they coming here?" Stacy asked swallowing hard.
"Well they wanted to see Trish's place. Only John was supposed to come but he invited Dave and Randy to come along.
"Does Trish know that Dave and Randy are coming over?" Stacy asked.
"I think she only knows John is coming over." Torrie replied.
"You do know that Dave is Trish ex and Randy's mine right? I don't want to talk to Randy right now, Torrie why didn't you tell me? He's the reason why I'm here in the first place." Stacy said panicking as Torrie moved beside her best friend.
"What do you want to do then? They're going to be here right about-" Torrie said glancing at her watch.
"Now" Torrie said as the doorbell rang on cue.
"No! You can't be serious." Stacy hissed as Torrie nervously looked at her.
"You go hide in Trish's bedroom and I'll holler if they want to go in there." Torrie said as Stacy nodded and proceeded to run up the steps and to Trish's bedroom where Trish was sleeping. Torrie and Molly on the other hand opened the door to see John, Dave and Randy head locking each other.
"Immature much?" Torrie said as they let go of each other.
"Hey Molly didn't know you were going to be here." Dave said as Molly nodded.
"It doesn't mean that if I quit I can't be with my friends." She said as she and Torrie let the guys in.
"Where's Trish?" John asked as Torrie and Molly glanced at each other.
"She's sleeping." Torrie said smiling.
"How about Stacy?" Randy asked with a grin.
"She's sleeping with Trish." Molly said lying.
"Woah, Trish and Stacy are sleeping with each other?" Dave joked as Randy and John smacked the back of his head.
"Shut up you perverted freak." John commented.
"What? I can't joke about my ex-girlfriend?" Dave said laughing.
"No you can't joke about my girlfriend." John snorted.
"And since when did Trish become your girlfriend?" All of the people in the room asked in unison.
"Last night." John said looking proud.
"Making her drunk and kissing her does not make her your girlfriend." Dave said rolling his eyes.
"You're just jealous that you can't have her and that she's with a man noe and not an untamed gorilla." John said as Batista raised his brow.
"Guys stop it." Randy said as he got in between the two trying to stop the fight before it even happened.
"Again, immature much?" Torrie said smiling as she sat back down on the couch.
John and Dave looked at each other and both smirked as they grabbed Torrie. Dave put her over his shoulder and carried her up the stairs.
"Where are you taking me!" Torrie screamed as Dave and John laughed while Molly and Randy looked on.
"To Trish's room." Dave replied.
"What are you going to do threesome me?" Torrie retorted banging her fists into Dave's back.
"That's not a bad idea." Dave said as John looked disgusted.
"You are a perverted freak." John said as Dave shoved him. Torrie screamed to signal Stacy. Stacy on the other hand was already hiding under Trish's bed while Trish snored away on top.
John and Dave, with Torrie still on his shoulder, stopped in front of Trish's bedroom door and knocked.
"Oh Trishie, ex is here." Dave hollered as John cringed.
"Shut the fuck up dude." John said smacking Dave's head once again. He opened the door to find only Trish sleeping on the bed.
"I thought Stacy was sleeping with Trish." John said as Dave laughed loudly while Torrie smacked Dave's head too.
"Ow! That hurt." Dave said rubbing his head as he put down Torrie on the ground. Trish began to wake up and started whining on how noisy they were.
"Will you guys shut the fuck up?" Trish said as she covered her head with a pillow.
"You want us to shut up eh?" Dave asked as Trish's head bolted up from under the pillow. She stared at the person in front of her with utter shock. She rubbed her eyes and blinked a few times before her mind registered the thought.
"Hello Trish" Dave said wiggling his fingers at her like a wave.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Trish said half amazed and half stunned. Torrie giggled in the corner as Molly and Randy stood in the doorway watching.
"What? I can't see my favorite ex-girlfriend?" Dave said sarcastically as Randy, Torrie and Molly laughed. John on the other hand was looking annoyed and pissed off.
"Shut up" Trish said as she got up from the bed and went out of the room.
"What's her problem?" Dave asked. After a few seconds he followed Trish out of the room to leave Torrie, Molly, Randy and John behind.
"Where's Stacy?" Randy asked as Torrie and Molly looked at each other. Stacy was trying her best to keep quiet when she felt something crawl up her leg. She bent her neck to see what it was and was surprised to see 2 cockroaches crawling up her leg. Without thinking she screamed and got out from under the bed right in front of John Cena.
"Why were you under the bed?" John asked as Stacy nervously laughed and glanced at Torrie.
"Uh, I was looking for my-" Stacy said looking around to see her lipstick on the floor next to her.
"-my lipstick. That's it." Stacy said grabbing it while Randy and John also glanced at each other. Stacy stood up and was half way to the door when Randy grabbed her arm to stop her. She looked at him as he looked at her strangely.
"Can we talk? Alone." Randy asked as Stacy looked at Torrie with a fearful expression. She looked back to Randy and nodded as he led her to the guest bedroom in the next room.
"What has gotten into you Stacy? I mean you've been avoiding me these past few months without even telling me why. I thought we made a truce." Randy said as Stacy lowered her head looking at her feet as Randy put his hand under her chin and lifted it up.
"Look at me." Randy said staring into Stacy's tear filled hazel eyes. She looked back at him guilt flowing through her veins as she sniffed quietly.
"I can't tell you Randy. I'm really sorry. I need my time and space right now, okay?" Stacy said as she turned on heels and started to walk downstairs.
"Stacy wait" Randy said as Stacy stopped in the middle of the staircase looking back at him.
"Remember I'll be here when you need me." He continued as Stacy nodded and proceeded to walk down the stairs to the kitchen joining the arguing Trish and Dave.
"Don't worry Randy I think she'll tell you what's wrong eventually." Torrie said as Randy nodded.
"I just can't understand what I did though. Did I say something wrong?" Randy asked as Torrie shook her head. She smiled and pinched his cheeks.
"Cheer up, just give her time that's all she needs. She'll be back to normal, she's just in a middle of a crisis now. Trust me I should now we've been through these things loads of times in the past 7 years." Torrie said as Randy nodded.
"I just want her back." Randy whispered to himself.
"What was that?" Torrie asked.
"Nothing" Randy said looking up at her.