An:Okay this story is basically about torturing the character of Witch Hunter Robin. MUHAHAHAHA! Anywho the show is too boring they are always so serious so we decided to "spice it up a bit." Don't worry this is going to be good

Chapter 1 the new recruits.

Kosaka calls everyone to have a meeting in their special room with all those computers. "Alright team, the STN-J decided that we need some more recruits, why we need any more annoying idiots is beyond me. Anyways one of their powers is teleporting and the other one can make illusions and go invisible.

He stops talking as he smells something that really stinks right behind him. He slowly turns around to see a pug faced demon with horns all over its body and it was drooling. Kosaka's face turnes deathly pale while everyone in the room slowly backes away. Then they hear a sneeze and the monster disappeares to have a 14 year old girl with blond hair and glasses that was making faces and growling at Kosaka. She then realizes that she isn't a monster anymore and then starts yelling at someone who isn't there.

Kate yells "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE? YOU COULDN'T HAVE HELD IT IN ANY LONGER COULD YOU?" she then turns back to the hunters laughing nervously. "Sorry about that we.. uh couldn't resist." Then another 14 year old girl appears beside her that has brown hair also laughing nervously. "uh we'll just leave now so uh yeah," POP then Kate disappears.

Sora stops laughing and starts yelling, "HEY WHAT ABOUT ME," starts looking around franticly. POP kate comes back

Kate, "Heh, heh, sorry about that," but before she disappears.

Kosaka yellls "wait you idiotic kids I'm supposed to introduce you or else I just wasted 5 minutes of my precious life of being sane."

(Okay to make a boring scene quick the boss man introduces Kate and Sora then goes to get a coffee at Harry's)

"So, how long will you be staying for? Asked Robin.

"2 years," Kate replies perkily

Everyone in the room groans.

Sora, "sooo what do you guys do around here?" (Kate already bored has started making shadow puppets over the computers also making sound affects to go along with the puppet.) Michael is looking at Kate as if she is insane. "Just ignore her she has problems."

Kate yells, "I'm not deaf you know!"

"Well that's good, then i don't have to reapeat myself" she then continues to stare intently at Amon waiting for him to answer her question. Amon slides his stool back trying to get as far as possible from her.

Dojima, "Well, we usually wait around for someone to get killed by a witch other than that we don't do that much."

Sora starts looking franticly around. And mumbles "ou oh,"

Robin asks, "What is it?"

Sora, whispers, "She disappeared, now she is going to kill me, so if you don't mind I'm going to go run for my life," she runs out of the door. A few moments later they here a strangled yelp. They all look at each other and go outside to see whats happing. All they see is Kate strangling thin air.

Amon, "What are you doing?"

Kate, "She's here I know it, and don't look at me like that. I'm not insane."

A:NAlrighty then that's it for chapter one. So we hope we didn't scare you too much. Now REVIEW OR DIE! We shall try to update as soon as possible. See ya!