Strike
Ninja Twins GetBackers-bHeSt10 Ban-chan Ginji-kun
Authors' Rant: This is an AU narusasu fic with a bit of OOC on some characters especially on Sasuke. We dedicate this fanfic to OiSt, Othics and to Ban-chan's group (UPA Marauders). All that we have to say is.. we love the pairing NARUSASU! ;; By the way, this fic contains YAOI! Definitely, NOT FOR KIDS! This fic was inspired by Ban-chan's self-made shounen-ai manga, "Strike". The characters here are also based on the said manga.
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto even though we wish we do. Our God, Masashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Pairing: Naruto X Sasuke
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Ban-chan: Oh yeah, this is our first time to post a NaruSasu fic so we're very sorry for our crappy writing. We'll do our best to improve it.
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CHAPTER 3
The New Student
"Orenji-san…"
"Get away from me, YOU GAY MONSTER!" Naruto ran for his life. BANG! He found himself lying on his back in front of a steel door with a bump on his forehead… "Where am I?" Naruto opened his eyes but his vision was still blurry. He could see a blurred Kakashi standing in front of him, arms crossed.
"Asking where you are when you're in your own room, lying? You really are an idiot, Naruto-sama." Kakashi almost laughed but forced not to.
"Wha-What the heck! Where is he? Where's the gross gay monster!" Naruto immediately stood up and looked frantically all over his room.
"Gay monster? What are you talking about, Naruto-sama?" Kakashi stared at Naruto. "Hmm… Ah, I know! You're having impure dreams aren't you, eh?" Kakashi smiled slyly at his young master."
"What impure! What dream! It was NOT a… dream?..." Naruto slouched on his sofa. "So… everything was just a dream.." Naruto sighed. "I'm so glad it's just a dream!" Naruto jumped all over his room.
Kakashi just sighed. "Anyway, Naruto-sama. I believe you have to go to school now. You'll be late already."
"School?" Naruto glanced at the wall clock. The hour hand was in the middle of the numbers 8 and 9 and the minute hand was on the number 9. "Oh shit, I'll be late now!"
Naruto quickly took a shower, crammed in wearing his uniform which consisted of a black long-sleeved blouse with yellow buttons that he didn't button, under it he wore an orange shirt and he pulled on his black pants. He gulped a bowl of ramen which was placed on a tray on his side table. He donned his white shoulder bag. When he glanced on the wall, the minute hand was already on the number 10. He ran out of the room and out of the house and dashed to Konoha Gakuen, an all-boys school.
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"OLD MAN! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Naruto shouted as he saw the school's principal, Sarutobi-kouchou (A/N: kouchou means principal), already closing the school gate.
"I WON'T LET YOU!" Sarutobi-kuchou replied. The principal dressed in a very formal attire, rushed in closing the gate. For some reason, he despised Uzumaki Naruto's existence.
Naruto jumped towards the gate and stepped on the old man's head and ran away. "Bye, OLD MAN!" Naruto waved at the principal and proceeded to the 3rd floor of the school and stood in front of the classroom of 2-4 which had the word "Baka" on its nameplate. (A/N: Baka means stupid. By the way, I got that from Gokusen which reminds me of my beloved Shin Sawada! XD OK, I'll shut up now.) Naruto, catching his breath, opened the sliding door of the classroom and unsurprisingly, he found the class once again in chaos.
"I'm here." Naruto said, nobody listening and busy with each other's business. Some of them, vandalizing the blackboard, some boasting of their new toys, some sharing their sexual pleasures and experiences, some making paper planes and flying them around the room. At the back, Naruto saw, there were two people punching each other's lights out and they were surrounded with people shouting and waving their money. Naruto proceeded to the right side of the room and went to the back seat at the last column where he sat.
"Yo, Shikamaru." Naruto greeted his sleeping bestfriend. Shikamaru's in front of Naruto.
"Oi, Naruto!" greeted Kiba, leaping out of nowhere. Beside him was Shino, Neji and Chouji. The four of them including Shikamaru, was the most-feared group in their school, the "Naruto Five". "Do you know where our teacher is? It's really boring."
"Now that I think about it…" Naruto looked forward and saw the vacant teacher's desk. "WAH! Kakashi-sensei's late again! I forgot to drag him here 'cause I woke up late because of a bad dream that…" Naruto paused. What would his friends think if he dreamed something as stupid as his dream was.
"That what?" Kiba asked.
"Oh, nothing really. Never mind."
"Dream? Since when did you dream, Naruto? That's highly unlikely of you." Chouji said, frowning at Naruto.
"You're the leader of this team. You don't have the right to dream. You will ruin your image…"
"Oh shut up, Shino. You always keep on blabbering stupid things!" barked Kiba. Akamaru snuck out of Kiba's uniformed and barked too.
"You're the one who must shut up, Kiba. You're of no level with me and you're definitely not the leader of his team." Shino stared at Kiba though it really wasn't obvious for Shino was still wearing his shades. Shino and Kiba were firing each other with deadly looks.
"Geez, they're doing this all the time." Naruto looked at Shino and Kiba. "I won't be surprised if you two'll be lovers in the future."
Shino and Kiba stopped, blushed, looked at Naruto and said in unison. "What are you talking about?"
"See what I mean?" said Naruto.
"Idiots." Neji remarked. Chouji just sighed.
There was a sudden silence in the whole room for the door already opened and a voice said, "Yo, everyone!" Everyone was startled including Shikamaru, who has been woken up by the voice.
"YOU'RE LATE, KAKASHI-SENSEI!" the Naruto Five said except for Shikamaru, who found it troublesome to say it and found no point in saying it for their sensei was always late and Neji, who really didn't care as to what's happening.
"Uh… Well… I came across a very pretty girl and I danced in front of her and…" Kakashi reasoned but was cut by the class saying, "YOU LIAR!"
"Oh well…" Kakashi sighed and sat on the teacher's table instead of the chair.
"Erm, excuse me, sensei…" Rock Lee stood up. "I believe that you're sitting on the wrong object. A teacher must always be a model to his students and do the right thing, that's what Gai-sensei…"
"Haha! Fuzzy Brows still blabbering about his model teacher, Gai-sensei!" Naruto yapped. The whole class went silent. When the Uzumaki Naruto was talking, he was not to be interrupted nor be ignored.
"But…" Rock Lee sat.
"Know what, I really think Lee and Gai were father-and-son in their past life! Just look at their eyebrows!" Naruto laughed. The whole class laughed with him too.
"Ehem…" Kakashi coughed. Naruto fell silent and the whole class too. Although Naruto was a bit rude, he had great respect for Kakashi-sensei, who taught him almost everything he knew. "Shikamaru! You should have taken over the class, you're the president y'know."
"Huh?.. Well… It's so troublesome you see…" Shikamaru thought for a while. "And in the first place, if you weren't late, I wouldn't have to take over this damned class."
"Children these days are so disrespectful..." Kakashi thought, yawning. He opened the table's drawer and got a book, which he instantly read. "…Yuko said to her lover, 'Please, we have to stop this…'"
"..." The class was silent again. Just then, the sliding door opened and a black-haired boy with the same uniform as theirs stood there.
"Huh? Who are you?" Kakashi stopped from reading and pocketed his book.
"I'm…"
"Oh yeah! I remember!" Kakashi blurted out as if he didn't hear a word from the boy. Come on in.."
The boy entered the room and stood beside Kakashi. "Class, I'd like you to meet your new classmate, Uchiha Sasuke!" Kakashi smiled at him then at the class.
"Nice to meet you everyone!" Sasuke smiled then bowed. Naruto recognized that same smile and bow… All of the boys in the class were staring in awe at Sasuke, some were even drooling. Sasuke was very pretty. He had sharp but kind black eyes and his black hair was so shiny and seemed so pampered. The shape of his face was perfect, for a girl that is. His skin was very smooth and white.
"Hmm.. Now, where will you sit?" Kakashi looked around.
"BESIDE ME!" everyone in the class said except for the Naruto Five. When the four looked at their leader, they were surprised. Naruto had his mouth hung open.
"Oh ok, it's decided! You'll sit…"
TO BE CONTINUED…
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