xx Authors Note xx
The second chapter of this Joey fan-fic! Sorry It's slightly late ... I usually write them pretty quickly.
Anyway, enjoy.
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"Hmm ... 'The Elevator' ... cool." Joey murmered to himself as he approached the empty corridor Monica had spoke about. He grinned. Sure enough, there was an elevator.
It was pretty strange, with bright pink doors that opened and shut. So far, he hadn't seen what It was like inside, but hoped to sneak up to the modelling room and pull some hot models. That was what he hoped for, anyway.
"Yeah? Okay! Fine!"
Joey froze, spinning around on the spot. There, walking towards him, was the hottest woman he had ever seen in his entire life. She was blonde, with bright blue eyes, a tan, attractive face, great figure. She was talking on her cell phone and coming right for him.
Joey thought for a moment. Hmm, attractive body, really hot ... yeah, I could have sex with her.
He grinned rather sheepishly, stepping aside to let her go past. The woman stared at him for a moment before saying, still speaking into her cell phone, "I'll call you back, Louis." She sighed and hung up.
Joey grinned, "Hey, how you doin'?" He asked, his hands behind his back. She raised her eyebrows at him.
"Um, who the hell are you?" She asked, staring at him in amusement. Joey frowned.
"Joey Tribbiani," He said coolly, "And yourself?"
"I'm Patricia," She said, "And I don't think you're supposed to be down here."
Joey stared at her, "Why not?" He asked.
"Because this corridor is off-limits to total strangers," She said, looking him up and down. He grinned at her, then immidiately wished he hadn't grinned in such a creepy way. Patricia's eyes widened as he did this. "Oh, and perverts, too." She said sharply, turning on her heel and flouncing away towards the elevator. She sighed impatiently, pressing a few buttons. The door opened.
"Hey, wait!" Joey called after her, stumbling forwards, "What's It like in there?"
"Ew!" Patricia said, affronted, "Listen, you creep, get out of here! Or I'll call security!"
"No, wait!" Joey said, ignoring her and rushing forwards. The door to the elevator closed.
It took Joey a few moments to realise that he hadn't made it into the elevator in time. When he finally regained conciousness again, he found himself lying on his back beside it, his nose throbbing.
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