animedeprived: Hello. New parody! YAY!I would just like to say that if you play an organized sport and absolutely adore your coach(es), pleasedon't let this offend you. It has nothing to do with them.It's aboutMY stupid volleyballcoach and how much I HATE him. flames shoot from eyes
I Hate Volleyball Coaches
I really really really hate volleyball coaches
Cuz they suck and yell at you all the time
No matter how hard you try
It's not good enough and they make you run real far
Then during the game, you make a mistake
Just a little one
But you get taken out right then
That stupid (bleep)ing coach I
Really wanna hurt him bad right now
I really wanna just go home
But I can't cause practice isn't over BOO!
I'm dying slowly
Inside this gym
The more stupid laps
I run
The less I can breathe
But he doesn't seem to care and makes me run more
Last night I had
A great dream
Where I just watched him drop dead
And now I just
Sit at home
I got so fed up with him
I don't play volleyball no more
Cause it turned into a stupid funless sport
I-I-I-I- Quiiiiiitttt!!!!!!!! YES!