Boys of Hidden Villages
By: Asagi Tsuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Chapter Two The Nice Morning and the Yaoi Fangirl Trigger
"Well, well, so, Byaku, have we got any reviews?" a girl with shoulder length hair asked her white wolf as he walked over, biting two envelopes in his mouth. She took it away and started reading it.
"Author made characters? I don't think so," Byaku shook his head as they read the signed review from Koiji. "If she is an author made character, why don't she become a mary sue and such, to get the attention of that boy instead of being stuck like an idiot she is?" he asked, "And that would made me very happy since I'm not stuck with a brainless idiot anymore," he added.
"Take that back, Byaku," she glared at the white wolf who seemed to like rambling about her idiocy. Last night, they had fallen asleep while watching the crystal ball. It was because it showed only a boy who was sleeping. And of course, he would be sleeping at night, so why bother watching?
"Yeah, whatever you say," he rolled his eyes, "Oh, here's another," he said as he reached his hand out to take the envelope that has just arrived at the door step. The hut was small enough for him to reach the door step with his hand, or should we say, paw, even when he was sitting at the living room.
The girl picked the new envelope and started reading the content, "Hm, I personally would go for a ItaSasu, but I'll reconsider, anyway, you all can vote about who Sasuke will choose at the end," she grinned goofily, "And we could sell these stamps to buy a better crystal ball," she added as she started taking off the stamps on the envelopes.
"Now, would you just take a look at the half-destroyed crystal ball of yours?" Byaku asked, a bit annoyed.
"Wait, there's still another," she interrupted, holding up the letter she had missed, "Ah, Midnight Sunset-san, thank you very much, it'll help us buy the crystal ball, really," she grinned and took out a misshapen crystal ball along with its stand from under the sofa she was sitting on. "Now, let's see what will happen to him today," she said, and an image started to form in the middle of the crystal ball, though it looked like an image in a broken television.
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A boy at the age of twelve was sleeping peacefully in his bed, savoring the warmth his blanket provided, before the ray of too bright sunlight came through the window of his room.
He grunted a bit before finally sitting up to look around at his room, noticing that there was nothing strange, except for the flask with purple and pink liquid in it.
"Is this some sort of hourglass?" he asked, not liking the color even for a bit. He wanted to just dump the flask into the trashbin, since it seemed like it had appeared out of nowhere. He was sure he had downed all the liquid in it last night, so why is it in there?
He sighed and decided to drink it as well, in case the memory of him drinking the liquid last night was only a dream. Well, it's always better to take cautions, right?
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"Yay he drinks it!" the witched jumped up and down in front of the cube-like crystal ball.
"What is it, anyway?" Byaku asked.
"It's a yaoi fangirl trigger," she laughed like a crazed lunatic.
"I… don't think I want to know what it's for," Byaku blinked his eyes and decided to just focus on the crystal ball.
"Oh, hey, there are even more letters, get it for me, Byaku," she ordered as she stared at the crystal ball, "And Byaku, don't bite my hand," she warned.
Byaku let his head fell down in disappointment as he reached out for the letters at the doorway.
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After he had drunk the liquid in the flask, he put it on the bedside table and decided that if the liquid in it appeared again once more, he would just throw the accursed flask out of his window.
He walked over to the bathroom, after taking a towel and a set of change clothes, of course, and nearly freaked out when he saw his sensei standing in the bathroom.
"Kakashi-sensei!" he shouted, nearly screamed, at the shock. "What are you doing here?" he pointed a finger accusingly at his sensei who was only grinning at him, not giving him any direct answer.
"Nothing, just go on," he said as he stepped aside, his only visible eye forming a half-moon.
Sasuke glared at him, not making even a step into the inside of the room.
"What are you staring at?" Kakashi asked innocently.
"GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM! OUT! OUT! OUT!"
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After twenty minutes of shouting and screaming, the silver haired jounin finally gave up and poofed into somewhere he didn't know. He sighed a relieved sigh and started undoing his clothes, when he saw a pair of eyes and whitish locks of hair at the window above the toilet.
"Aren't you supposed to train Naruto or something?" he shouted, though hoarsely since he had been shouting at Kakashi and hadn't drunk any single glass of water yet, at the figure at the window.
"It's more fun doing this than training that blonde boy," Jiraiya merely shrugged and continued on staring before Sasuke decided to throw the toilet brush towards him.
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After he had shut all windows and doors to the bathroom, he started taking a bath, of course, after reassuring himself that no one could poof their way into his bathroom.
It was supposed to be enjoyful, but the loud shouts outside of his bathroom weren't helping. He was really certain that they were Jiraiya and Kakashi.
He got out of the bath tub nearly as soon as he had gotten in, feeling that his nerve couldn't stand being there for more than five minutes.
He got into the set of change clothes and opened the door to the bathroom. He walked down to the kitchen, and cooked a quick breakfast before he decided to go to the training grounds to train all by himself, without the disturbance from a certain pink-haired girl and a certain blonde boy.
"How about having breakfast in the restaurant near here? I'll treat," Kakashi said as he had suddenly poofed up in front of the boy who nearly choked on his breakfast.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded as he glared at the silver-haired jounin. He was supposed to be attached to him after that long training to master the sharingan, but surprisefully, he wasn't.
"How harsh," Kakashi grinned, "So-" he was about to repeat his offer when he felt a shuriken flew past his face only by a mere centimeter. "I think I'll go there by myself," he laughed uneasily and poofed, leaving no trace that he was there.
Sasuke sighed. Strange things were starting to happen to him. Was it a dream of his? He tried to pinch his arm but he felt the pain so it wasn't a dream. He could feel the strange taste of the liquid he had downed earlier, as well.
Maybe it would be better when he had reached the training grounds, nobody had ever dared to disturb him while he's training, well nobody, maybe except for the blond haired dobe.
After he had eaten his breakfast half-heartedly, he dumped the plate inside the sink and let it be. He wasn't in the mood to do any house chores, and so, he decided to just let it be. Maybe he'll learn a water jutsu then wash it with his jutsu.
He locked the windows of his house then locked the door, before he went to the training grounds, in case someone was determined enough to go inside his house when he wasn't present.
He walked slowly through the less crowded streets of the village, nodding his head whenever someone greeted him, like he always does. He spotted a brown haired girl walking towards him, and saw her greeting him so he nodded in reply.
"Oh right, Sasuke-kun, do you have free time?" Tenten asked as Sasuke stopped when she started to talk. "If you do, I'll arrange a date for you and Neji," she smiled, as if it was the most normal thing on earth.
"Hey Tenten you're no fair! I saw him first!" a voice shouted from behind him and he turned around only to see a pink-haired girl, Sakura, walking towards him.
"I talk to him first," Tenten stuck her tongue at Sakura who stuck her tongue back at Tenten.
"So what? He's been friends with Naruto-kun longer and he'll definitely choose Naruto over Neji!" Sakura laughed maniacally.
"Neji's cooler than Naruto! He's a genius and Neji is too, so he'll choose Neji!" Tenten shouted at Sakura.
"Oh yeah? Well, he's been together with Naruto for a long time, and they're not as foreign to each other!" Sakura replied, nearly screaming.
"He's definitely choosing Neji!" Tenten shouted.
"Naruto!"
"Neji!"
"Naruto!"
"NEJI!"
"NARUTO!"
"NEEEEEEEEJIIIIIIIII!"
"NAAAAAARUUUUUTOOOOO!"
And Sasuke decided to just leave the two screaming girls all by themselves, before both of his ear drums burst.
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"Well, well, the trigger has finally taken effect," the witch laughed maniacally as she watched the incident that happened just now. She had gone through that for a long time with her friends, of course, being the yaoi maniac they are, and usually it would last for a long time before they settled down with her as the winner.
"Sharing your hobby?" Byaku cackled at the sight. He wasn't homophobic so he was okay with it.
"It's fun, no?" she laughed, "Oh anyway, there're seven reviews so far, thank you very much! Especially kawaii kitsune-kun who said she/he likes me!" she laughed maniacally, and at the same time, idiotically.
"Liking an idiot like her?" Byaku asked disbelievingly as he took a peek at the letter in her hand.
"Anyway," she cleared her throat, "I hope you enjoy this chapter, enjoy it for a long time since I won't be able to update for some time," she said as she waved her hands, "See you at the next chapter then,"
End of Chapter Two