well, thanx for the suggestions guys! I cant believe u actually reviewed this... wow. anyways, this chapter will feature a few requests Ive gotten, like jennas (its called 'True Owner of the Great Sword'-- I think)
btw, dont own Inuyasha... duh.
so, here we go
(episode 35: The True Owner of the Great Sword)
(scene when Rin first sees Sesshomaru lying by a tree on his fluffy thingy.)
Sess: (looks at her, hisses, and gives her that about-2-go-mutant-dog face.)
Unknown voice: EEEEEEEKKK!! (basically, someone screamed like a little girl.)
Rin and Sess: (look at where the shriek came from, and theyre kinda freaked out to see it was Miroku)
Miroku: Uh, heh, sorry. Just watching. (embarrassed lil smile. runs away.)
Rin and Sess: (still weirded out.) (short pause)
Rin: Ohh-kayy...
Sess: Yeah.
(episode 7: Showdown, Inuyasha vs. Sesshomaru)
(scene when Sess goes demon-dog and Inuyasha jumps up to attack him with Tetsusaiga.)
Inu: Here goes!! (grabs Tetsusaiga as if hes about to attack Sess with it, but...)
Inu (still in the air): Here, boy. -whistle- You want the stick? Huh? You want it?
Sess: (pants and sits up begging to play with the 'stick')
Inu: (throws Tetsusaiga somewhere off set) Go get it, buddy!
Sess: (barks excitedly, chasing after the sword. heard crashing into something. a now broken light rolls onto the set.)
Inu: Hm, I know I'm not supposed to say this 'til later, but that sword's really not such a piece of junk after all.
(a/n: I apologize to all Fluffy fangirls)
(episode 9: Enter Shippo, Plus The Amazing Thunder Brothers-- long title)
(scene when Hiten walks in on Manten, who wants to eat Kagome (ew). y'know how Hiten is with that chick with no shirt? well...)
Hiten: Did you find any more jewel shards, Manten?
Manten (hesitating): Well... I, uh... I found one, but I... I lost it.
Hiten: Found one but lost it? Don't tell me you were more interested in this woman (Kagome) than the shards.
(okay, now hes supposed to shoot some lightning thing behind him at the amazing no-top woman, but it just misses her --she freaks out anyway-- and shoots the camera instead. a huge crack is seen right in the center of the screen.)
Camera guy: Ohh!... Ow... ow.
Hiten: Omigod, I am so sorry. I-- I could pay for that if, y'know, if-- if it helps.
Topless demon woman: Oh... my... (slowly walks away)
Kagome: Well, Hiten, arent you a ladies man.
Hiten: -groan-
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(same scene, few minutes later)
(Hiten gets his aim right, but...)
Hiten (to Kagome): If you're lying, (looks at woman, lets just call her TDW, now lying on the ground covered in ashes from Hitens little temper tantrum.) you'll suffer the same fate as she.... And I doubt you'd enjoy being fried to a crisp.
Kagome: This guy would do it, too. And probably enjoy it.
(and suddenly...)
TDW's voice: Uhh... can someone help me up? ...Honestly, I can't really breathe........ Whatever happened to using the stunt dummy?!?!
Kagome: Oh-kay...
Hiten: (takes a step away from the set, really weirded out look on his face.)
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(final scene)
Hiten: (jumps in the air) You do have power, but--
RRRRIIIIPPPP!!!
Hiten: (REALLY wide, embarrassed eyes) Oh.... crud.
Inu: (starts cracking up, then rolls on the ground laughing his head off.)
Everyone else: (same)
Hiten: (comes down, literally covers his rear, and walks sideways off set with a big, stupid embarrassed smile.)
(episode 65: Farewell Days of My Youth)
(Hey Tache, I decided to do something like ur suggestion, hope ya dont mind. anyway, enjoy!)
(scene when Miroku wakes up to see that little kid thats about to pee on him.)
Miroku: -snore- ... -snore- (in his sleep) Excuse me, miss, would you... (suddenly a sort of spraying noise is heard) (the camera crew is heard off set cracking up.)
Miroku: (wakes up) Whu... what the... ugh, did somebody spill a bucket of water on the bed or what?
Camera crew: (laughing their a--es off)
Miroku: (suddenly realizes what the 'bucket of water' really is) ... Oh CRUD!!
(heres another blooper from episode 73. I just came up with this one, thats why it wasnt in the last chapter.)
(scene when the villagers are beating up Shioris mother because the demons are still attacking em.)
Random villager #1: You promised us the village would be safe!
Random villager #2: Why do they keep attacking?! (suddenly gets kinda teary) (to RV1) -sob- Why, Bill, why?!?!
RV1 (Bill): (weirded out) Uhh, it's okay, Dave. They'll stop. I just hope he will, too.
Shiori's mother: Uhh... (scared, kinda confused) (gets up and starts to walk away. no one notices.) ...Uh... cut.
(and another blooper from episode 75)
(scene when the panther demons bring Kagome to Touran.)
Karan: Seems she's Inuyasha's woman.
Touran: Inuyasha? The younger son of the old mutt?
Shunran: (flings her arms out at her sides, and accidentally smacks Kagome in the face.) Yeah, he's a--
Kagome: OW!!
Shunran: -gasp- Oh man, I am so sorry Kagome! You alright?
Kagome (still recovering): Uhh... yeah, I should be fine.
Touran: -sigh-
okay, I think Im done for now. again, if u have any suggestions, review me!!
thanx! : )