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I don't own Inuyasha, blah blah blah, the usual crud
anyway...
(episode 44: Kaijinbo's Evil Sword)
(very sweet scene between Kagome and human Inuyasha. if u take a peek, this exact scene -done correctly, not the blooper- is in the second chapter of 'Answers To His Past' :))
(btw: remember, Kagome gave Inu a soda when she sat down to talk to him)
Kag: It was like you were someone else. Like you had forgotten who we were...
Inu: Don't worry. I'm never gonna forget any of you guys. I'll be the same- (belches)
Kag: (stares at him wide-eyed for a second) Aw, gross! (laughs)
Inu: What, you gave me the- what is this again?
Kag: Soda. (continues laughing)
Inu: Yeah, you gave me the soda, Kagome, quit laughin'!
Kag: (doesnt quit laughin')
Inu: Man, you are so lucky I'm human tonight!
-
(take 2. just a goof-off)
Inu: (finishes soda. burps) My bad.
Kag: Hey, Inuyasha.
Inu: Yeah?
Kag: Try cracking the can over your head to see if it'll flatten.
Inu: Like this? (cracks can over his head. short pause. lets just say, it didnt work) ... Ow. (falls backwards)
Kag: (laughs)
Director: He gonna be alright, Kagome?
Kag: (sigh) I think he'll be fine.
(episode 53: Father's Old Enemy, Ryukotsusei- jeez, that hard to spell!)
(this'll be a real treat for Neko-Yuff16)
Totosai: ...Inuyasha, you must kill Ryukotsusei.
Me: DUN DUN DUN!
Totosai: (looks up)
Inu: Ryukotsusei?
Me: DUN DUN DUN!
Inu: (looks up)
Myoga: (gulps) You didn't just say Ryukotsusei, did-
Me: DUN DUN DU-
Myoga: Oh, for crying out loud, Dragon, give it a rest!
Me: (shrugs) Just tryin' to make my readers happy.
(episode 49: Kohaku's Lost Memory)
Sango: (puts her arm around Kohaku)
(short pause)
Kohaku: Uh, excuse-
Director: (sneezes)
Kohaku: (laughing) Bless you.
Sango: (also laughs)
Director: What? I sneezed. It's not like someone threw an apple at the back of my head and I fell out of my chair! (someone throws an apple at the back of her head and she falls out of her chair)
Sango and Kohaku: (laugh harder)
Rest of crew: (same)
Director: Oh, yeah, now it's hilarious. Take five, everyone!
(episode 96: Jaken Falls Ill- the way I typed it, it looks like three Ls)
(scene: Rin goes to Jinenjis house to get the plant that will help Jaken. Jinenji is hiding under a blanket because he has turned human for the day)
Rin: (runs over to Jinenji's blanket and looks into a little hole Jinenji is peeking his eyes out of.) You have to he- ... wow, you're pretty cute.
Director: (wide-eyed) (short pause because no one can think of anything to say) Oh, for crying out- cut!
Rin: He really kind of is, though. I mean, look. (takes off blanket) (all the girls on set gasp and whistle and that kinda thing)
Jinenji: Oh, man! I wanted to keep that look a secret!
Rin: (looks at the ground) Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
(episode 34: Tetsusaiga and Tenseiga)
(scene: the gang has just met Totosai)
Inu: Huh?
Kag: I think that's a polite way of saying he's not very famous.
Inu: I don't give a rat's a- if you're famous or not, old man!
Kag: Inuyasha, why a rat?
Inu: (shrugs) I dunno, I didn't write this stuff. Whaddya think, I'm stupid enough to make myself say something I don't even understand? (a/n: did that even make sense?)
Kag: Well...
Inu: (angry) I'm pretty sure that's what you'd call a rhetorical question, Kagome.
Kag: Oh... (giggles) Sorry.
Inu-groan- Why do I even bother?
-
(take 2)
Kag: I think that's a polite way of saying he's not very famous.
Inu: I don't give a rat's-
(cuckoo clock is heard)
Inu: (weirded-out face) What the heck?...
Sess: (walks onto set) Sorry. (picks up clock) I was wondering where that went... (walks away)
(short pause)
Inu: Ohh-kayyy...
Kag: ...Couldn't have said it better myself.
(episode 45: Sesshomaru Wields Tokijin)
Sess: (fighting Inu) I see the Tetsusaiga has become heavier.
Inu: It's a lot heavier, you stupid-
(donkey is heard)
Inu: Alright, who the heck was that?
Donkey (from Shrek): Uhhh. . . . Am I on the wrong set?
Inu-groan- Yeah, Donkey. (to himself) For the fourth time this week.
Donkey: Oh. Well, uh, I'm just gonna go on home then, hang out with Dragon, play with the kids... I'm gona make 'em waffles! (leaves)
Sess: ...I don't even want to know.
Inu: For your sake, trust me, you don't.
(a/n: oh, jeez, not me Dragon, the one in the movies!)
(episode 91: The Suspicous Faith Healer the Black Kilala- or Kirara, whatever!)
(scene: Miroku's talking, he's talking, and the villagers hit him with a few little rocks)
Miroku: (angry) Why you-
Kag: Miroku, calm down!
Sango: You're acting very un-monk-ish.
Kag: What?
Sango: What?
Kag: "Un-monk-ish", what the heck is that?
Sango: I dunno, it was in the script. Honestly, I'm not even sure it's a real word.
Kag: I really don't think it is. Tell ya what, I'm gonna have a little talk later on with the writers.
Sango: That'd help.
Kag: 'K.
(episode 13 again)
(this was an idea from Auxana -love the name, btw. I couldnt resist trying it. and I dont remember this scene at all -sweatdrop- but Im gonna give it a try)
(Inu has the spider web covering his head)
Kag: Inuyasha...
Inu: (pulls off web. his black-haired human wig comes off with it)
Kag-gasp- Omigosh. (starts laughing)
Inu: What?
Kag: (still laughing) Your hair. Your wig came off. (continues to laugh her head off)
Inu: Aw, crud! ...Hey, come on, Kagome, it wasn't that funny!
Kag: (still laughing) Yes it was. (whaddya think she does now?)
Inu: Grrr...
well, I think I'll stop there for now.
Im runnin out of ideas here, ppl! review me!
anyway, bye: )