next chapter! finally up! (starts singing 'Miracles Happen')
anyway, I dont own... what was it again... oh yeah! well, y'know.
(episode 62: Tsubaki's Unrelenting Evil Spell- I do not like that one, dont ask why)
(final scene)
Inuyasha: I'm sorry, Kagome. This only happened because you were with me.
Kagome: It's alright... I'm with you by choice.
Inu: (smiles)
someone off set: (blows their nose)
Inu: O O... (supposed to be a face, but... y'know)
Kag: (same)
Inu: ...O-kay, who was that, and why didn't anyone say cut?
Kag: Cause, that was the director.
Inu: (stares at director)
Director: (teary-eyed) ...What?
Inu: (sweatdrop) Nothing. Nothing at all.
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(take 2)
Kag: I'm with you by choice.
Inu: (smiles)
boombox: Because you live and breathe/ Because you make me believe in myself, when no--
Inu and Kag: Kanna!
Kanna: Uhh... Bye! (runs away)
Inu and Kag: (sigh)
(episode 63: The Red and White Priestesses- Botan had a blue robe, why is she the white priestess?)
Miroku: (walks up to Momiji and Botan and touches them... you know... there)
Momiji and Botan: AAAHHHHH! (whack him)
Momiji: You're a pervert!
Miroku: (holds up left hand) It's the hand... It's the wrong hand. Sorry.
Everyone else: (anime fall)
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Kag: (about the giant chibi Inu) If that's Inuyasha, then... Sit!
Inu: ("sits"
giant chibi Inu: ("sits"... on him)
Inu: (barely heard) ...Ow.
Kag: Oooh... Sorry, Inuyasha!
Inu: Hmph.
(episode 90: Sota's Brave Confession of Love)
(scene when Sota tells Hitomi he likes her)
Kag and Inu: (look at each other, blushing)
(short pause)
Kag and Inu: (quickly look away)
unknown voice: Aaand cut!
Inu: (kisses Kagome)
Kag: (blushes)
Director: ...Wow.
Kag: (eyes widen) Inuyasha... why is the camera still on?
Inu: (angry) 'Cuz I'm gonna take a shot in the dark that we're still rolling.
Kag: Then who said cut?
Inu: (glares at Sota)
Sota: ... (nervous laugh) Run, Hitomi.
Hitomi: (walks away)
Sota: (runs away from Inuyasha screaming)
Inu: (chases Sota) GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE--
Kag: Sit!
SLAM!
Sota: ... I love you, sis.
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(take 2, which wouldn't have been possible w/o FantasyFreak. thanx!)
(about a minute earlier than the last take)
Sota: ...Would you be my girlfriend?
Hitomi: (blushes a little. smiles) 'Ka--
WHAM!
Sota and Hitomi: (look at the bush Inu and Kag are hiding behind. Inuyasha falls out of the bush unconscious)
Kag: (pops head out of bush) You okay, Inuyasha? (looks at Sota wide-eyed) Whoops.
Sota: (sigh)
Hitomi: (sweatdrop)
Kag: (to camera crew) Guys, I told you not to put a microphone right there!
random camera guy off set: My bad.
Kag: (sigh)
(episode 43: Tetsusaiga Breaks)
(scene when Inuyasha turns demon and kills Goshinki)
Inu (demon): I thought you could read my mind. (red contact falls out of his eye)
Kagome: (laughs)
Inu: What?
Kag: Your contact fell out.
Inu: Again? (picks it up, walks away to rinse it off) Third time today, dang it.
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(take 2)
Inu: I thought you could read my-- (fake fangs fall out. y'know, the bigger ones) Crud! (picks it up)
Kag: You're gonna put those back in your mouth?
Inu: No! (goes to rinse that off) I need a new agent!
(episode 14: Kikyo's Stolen Ashes)
Inu: (grabs Kagome's hand) It's not... ! ...It's not like that. (leans over)
Kag: (blushes) What's he doing?...
Inu: (kisses Kag... again! man, he's gotta know when to stop!)
Director: Whoa! CUT!
Kag: (pushes Inu off of her) Geez! Save it for the second movie, Inuyasha!
Inu: ...Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
Kag: It's alright. ...Anyone ever tell you you're a good kisser?
Inu: O O
camera crew: (anime fall)
(episode 1 ...though I've never really seen it, I just have the manga)
(the classic scene when Kikyo pins Inuyasha to the Sacred Tree)
Kikyo: Die, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: K-Kikyo... How could... I thought... I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAALLLL!
(shot of the forest) SPECIAL!
(shot of Japan) SPECIAL!
(shot of the world) Special!
(shot of another planet) Special...
alien #1: (in another language) You hear something?
alien #2: No.
(back to Inuyasha and Kikyo)
Kikyo: O O ...
Inu: (embarrassed smile) Heh, sorry. Spongebob.
Kikyo: (hangs her head) You're killin' me, Inuyasha.
Inu: I thought Naraku was supposed to--
Kikyo: (motions for him to shut up)
Inu: Oh. Sorry.
(episode 88 again)
Miroku: (pours purification water on the stone. Pulls hand away, but accidentally flings the thing the water was in, and it hits someone off set.)
person off set: OW!
Miroku: oo Whoops. (sweatdrop) Sorry!
everyone else: (sweatdrop)
(episode 100: Truth Behind the Nightmare: Battle In the Forest of Sorrow)
Inu: (supposed to be talking to Kagome, but... u know) Go ahead, Kagome. Say it... I DARE YA TO SAY--
Me: I don't own Inuyasha! Ya happy now!
Inu: Uhh... you're supposed to put the disclaimer at the beginning of the chapter.
Me: Oh, right. I did, though.
Inu: So why'd ya say it just now?
Me: ...I have no idea.
Inu: (hangs his head) Sheesh.
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(take 2)
Inu: Go ahead, Kagome. Say it... I DARE YA TO SAY--
Kag's voice: SIT!
SLAM!
Inu: ...You weren't supposed to say it, Kagome.
Kag: ...But you told me to--
Inu: It's part of the story, dang it!
Kag: (confused outta her mind) Oh-kayy...
(episode 6 again)
Sess: (to Inu) I don't think you've met my poison claw. (begins to attack Inu--) Poison claw, Inuyasha. Inuyasha, poison claw.
Inu: ...You're a freak, Sesshomaru.
Sess: Shut up.
Inu: Yes sir.
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