I got a new chapter, I got a new chapter, I got nothin to say about the new chapter
oh, except that I dont own Inuyasha. gotta say that.
(episode 5 again)
(scene in the hut when Kagome asks about Inuyasha's mom)
Inu: (walking away) Just drop it, okay? She died a long time ago. (walks through a door that should have gone outside)
(short pause)
Kag: Uhh, Kaede, you think he knows he just walked into the closet?
Kaede: I highly doubt it.
(after about 20 seconds, Inuyasha walks out of the closet)
Inu: ... I knew that. (walks outside)
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(scene right after that, when Kagome takes her bike outside and watches Inuyasha in the tree)
Kag: Inuyasha is half-demon. So then the other half is--
crack
Inu: ...Uh-oh. (branch he's sitting on breaks and he falls out of the tree) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--
THUD!
Inu: (muffled, since he landed face-first on the ground) I... I meant to do that, too.
Kag: (sweatdrop) Sure ya did.
(episode 29: Sango's Suffering and Kohaku's Life)
(scene in Naraku's castle)
Naraku: Are you able to move?
Kohaku: Yes Master Naraku.
Naraku: Good. Can you kill them?
Kohaku: Yes Master Naraku.
Naraku: Can you kill Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango?
Kohaku: ... ...
Naraku: ...
Kohaku: ...
Naraku: ...
Kohaku: ...
Naraku: ...WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Kohaku: Um... I, uh... forgot my line.
Naraku: (anime fall) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Kohaku: What? It happens!
Director: Yeah, just usually not when you only have one line for the entire scene!
Kohaku: ... I do?
Director: Yeah. Ya do.
Kohaku: ... Heh. (sweatdrop) Oops.
(episode 106: Desperate Situation-- for lack of a longer title)
(final scene-- in which I cried my freakin eyes out!)
Shippo: (crying) They all stopped breathing, Inuyasha!
Inu: (horror-stricken)
(somebody's phone rings)
Shippo: (abruptly stops crying)
(moment of silence. well, except for some idiot's cell phone playing their 'Change The World' ringtone)
Inu: . . . Whoops.
Director: (smacks forehead) Omigod.
(seriously though, sometimes its just like he's not capable of thought)
Inu: (picks up phone) Uhh... hello?... Mom! I'm kinda in the middle of something! ...Yeah, I'm still doing the show. I got, like, 61 more episodes, what'd ya, forget? ... ... Uh-huh. ...Yeah, Kagome's fine. ... ...What? ...Whaddyou mean 'did I ask her yet?'! Mom, that has gotta be the most--
Director: Uh, 'scuse me.
Inu: (looks up from phone at director)
Director: I really hate to interrupt this little get-together you're having, but we only have, like, ten more seconds that we need to record, so could we please get this over with, people?
Inu: (groan) Fine. (on phone) Mom, I'll call ya back. ...Yes, I'll tell Kagome you said hi.
Inu's mom: (over the phone) Oh, and sooner or later, I'd really like you to ask her if--
(Inu hangs up)
(episode 13 again)
(lets check back on Inuyasha's title conspiracy)
Inu: The Black Hair Mystery of The New... uhh... ya know what, forget it. Just let Dragon do this for all I care!
me: Okay.
Director: (hangs head) Sure, I coulda been a celebrity, I could've gone on American Idol. But no, I got stuck with the dog-eared idiot and Carrie stole my spot.(a/n: although I'm not complaining!)
(episode 3: Down The Rabbit Hole and Back Again)
(scene when Yura ties Inuyasha up in the hair and he breaks free)
Inu: (slices through a tree, causing it to fall backwards toward the screen)
me: Oh boy. TIMBER!
camera guy: Huh? ...Woahwoahwoahwoah--
CRASH!
camera guy: ...Ow. I better get good insurance for this, that's the second time this happened!
me: Sheesh. That's gotta suck.
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(scene right after)
(I dont really remember what Yura said, but, of course, I have it in the manga)
Yura: (about Inu... well, duh) He's stubborn, but he's also fun. And I positively must have this pretty silver hair of his!
voice: Don't even think about it!
Yura: (stops running or flying, or whatever she was doing, and looks to where the voice came from. really freaked out to see that it was...)
Jakotsu: Inuyasha's mine, got it!
Yura: O O Uh... (blinks) ... ...Y'know, I didn't mean it like that.
Jakotsu: (doesn't believe her) Hmph. Really?
Yura: Yeah!
Jakotsu: Really?
Yura: Yeah!
Jakotsu: Really?
Yura: Yeah, really! Now wouldya shut up!
(a/n: I gotta lay off Ed Edd 'n Eddy a little)
Jakotsu: (turns around and walks away) Hm. Fine. (suddenly pops back on the set) Hey, Inuyasha!
Director: Goodbye, Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: (leaves)
(moment of silence as everyone tries to regain their composure)
Yura: (shudders) Thank God I'm only in one more episode, I don't think I'd be able to put up with that.
Director: Welcome to my world.
(episode 4: Yura of the Demon Hair)
(I'm not sure which scene it would be, since most of this ep took place in one spot)
Yura: (to Inu) You must be such a sweet widdle do-- (cracks up) (after about a minute, Yura calms down) (sigh) Sorry. It's just that line, 'you must be such a sweet widdle doggie.' Who writes this stuff?
writer: ... -Ahem-
Yura: ... Uh... sorry.
(episode 107: Inuyasha... ah, its the crying thing, I dont feel like typing it all out)
(scene with Renkotsu, Jakotsu, and Ginkotsu. so many kotsus!)
Jakotsu: (says something, blah blah blah)--
(btw, the cameras focused on Jakotsu)
Renkotsu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (falls into that pot of lava hes boiling to fix Ginkotsu with a SPLOOSH!)
Jakotsu: ... What the heck?...
me: (standing where Renkotsu once was) (obviously faking it) Oh goodness. Did I just accidentally push Renkotsu into that pot of boiling lava? How dumb of me.
Jakotsu: (looking dumbfounded, and suddenly shaking it off) ... Eh, works for me.
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(scene when Koga runs into the gang)
Koga: Are you alright, Kagome?
me: (sinisterly) Koga...
(Koga looks down, and, surprise surprise, he's sitting on me instead of Inuyasha)
Koga: Ooh... Uh, my bad, Dragon.
me: (shrugs) I'm used to it.
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(scene w/ the bleeding guy in Suikotsu's house)
(Suikotsu has just left the room, and the scene is done filming)
Director: Aaaand CUT! Whew, thank God, nothing went wrong that time.
(Kikyo throws up)
Director: O O ... ...I'm gonna pretend. I didn't hear that.
Kikyo: (recovering) Uhh... sorry. I really am. I couldn't help it.
(episode 109: Onward to Mt. Hakurei)
Renkotsu: Do your thing, Ginkotsu.
me: 0 0 I don't think I want to see his thing, thank you!
Renkotsu: ... What is with this kid? I mean, for God's sake, she's always here!
me: Um, I'm writing this! Wouldja rather I stopped writing and you weren't here at all, ya ego-maniac!
Renkotsu: (gives it a little- a little, which is all he's capable of- thought) Ummmm... yeah, that'd be nice.
me: (hangs head and groans)
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Jakotsu: Oh, boy. Why do I always get stuck with the dirty work?
me: 'Cause, you're pretty dirty as it is, Christina, thank you.
Jakotsu: ... (confused) Excuse me?
me: Right. Christina Aguilera won't even be born for a few more hundred years. Nevermind.
Jakotsu: (shrugs) Alright.
(episode 12: The Soul Piper and the Mishievous Little Soul)
Mayu: This time, when Mom leaves, I'm gonna make sure that Satoru has an accident.
(later...)
(Mrs. Ikeda leaves)
Mayu: 'Bout time. (creeps into Satoru's room through the open window. quietly walks up to Satoru's bed, and then...)
BOO!
Satoru: (jumps) AAAAHHHHHH!-- (realizes something happened to his bed) Aw man, Mayu, that's the third time this week you scared me that bad! Can't you just give it a break already?
Mayu: (on the floor laughing) I can't believe I got you again! You are way too easy, Satoru!
Satoru: (groans and lies back down)
Mayu: (getting up) ... Isn't that a little uncomfortable?
Satoru: I don't really care anymore.
Mayu: (shrugs) Whatever. (walks away)
(well, she did say she'd make him have an accident)
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Mrs. Ikeda: It seems like just yesterday...
boombox: You were a part of me/ I used to stand so tall/ I used to be so--
Mrs Ikeda: Kanna, I beg of you... CUT IT OUT!
Kanna: Hmph. (walks away) (to herself) 'You should speak up more, Kanna,' she says, 'You can't be as good a villain as I am if you don't talk more often.' I can't believe she's even related to me, that dang Kagura. She is such a--
Kag: Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
Kanna: ... (growls) I'll be in my trailer (probably burning a cd).
(episode 13...again)
Myoga: Why, master? Why did you not inform us that your period of vulnerability was im--
me: (cracks up uncontrollably)
Inu: ... I don't get it.
me: (sigh) Girl thing. You wouldn't understand.
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(scene when Inuyasha gets poisoned)
Kag: (to Myoga) Seeing you here must mean we have a good chance of winning this battle. Otherwise, you'd be long gone.
Myoga: I'm not certain I im-ap- um-um-ummm... What was my line again?
Kag: (hangs head) You're hopeless.
ok, Im done. r&r, and in the immortal words of Cheese...
"'Kay, bye bunny."