I LIIIIIIVVVEEEE!...
Im a big Mulan fan. (sweatdrop)
(episode 109 again)
(as the Band of Se-- er, Four, at the moment, ride away on Ginkotsu)
Jakotsu: Inuyasha!... Bye-bye for now!
(Ginkotsu makes a noise like a backing-out truck)
Back it up, back it up/ You got it, you got i-- (Crash by Gwen Stefani)
Renkotsu: Kanna!
Kanna: It's not me! It's that dude! (points to Ginkotsu)
Renkotsu: Ginkotsu! I told you not to get that CD player installed when you went to get repaired!
Ginkotsu: ... (makes that little 'yes' noise he always makes)
Renkotsu: Whaddya mean why not? It's distracting, that's why not! (quietly) Besides, it really gets on the director's nerves. And I doubt ya want her mad at ya.
Ginkotsu: (turns pale at the thought)
Renkotsu: Yeah. Pretty much.
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(scene when Ginkotsu tries to piledrive Kikyo)
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo: (freaking out that Kikyo's gonna die... or whatever you wanna call it)
me and my sister: (to Ginkotsu, chanting) Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
(I swear, we really did that!)
Miroku: (grabs up Kikyo about a second before she's piledriven)
me: ... I hate him.
(episode 113: The Sacred Vajra and The Mystery of the Living Buddha-- grr, these titles!)
(scene after Bankotsu is taken off Hijiri Island and goes into that temple-place...thing, and Kohaku and Kanna just pop up out of nowhere.)
Bankotsu: Kohaku. Kan-na.
Kanna: Will you stop saying my name like that? It drives me insane!
Kohaku: Well, would you rather he called you albino child again?
Kanna: ...Yeah, actually, I would.
Kohaku: (hangs head and sighs) I give up.
(it is kinda annoying, though, u gotta admit)
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(scene on the island when Shippo wakes up)
Shippo: (stretching) I feel like a weight's been lifted from my shoulders!
boombox: Halleluyah!
Sango: ... Okay, that's just getting annoying.
Kanna: (sweatdrop, embarrassed smile) Couldn't resist.
(episode 111: Banryu vs. the Wind Scar)
(when Kohaku and Kanna run into Bankotsu and the other guys)
Bankotsu: (seeing Kanna for the first time) Who's this albino child?
me: (whaddya think? I crack up.)
Bankotsu: Do you mind?'!'?'!
me: Sorry, that one I couldn't help.
Bankotsu: (rolls his eyes)
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(like, a second later, as Jakotsu checks out Kanna's mirror)
Jakotsu: (lookin, lookin, mirror sucks up his soul) ... Well that can't be good. (drops to the ground)
Bankotsu: O O ... Cool! Do it again!
Kanna: - -
Kohaku: (laughs) Albino child.
Kanna: Yeah, keep it up, buddy. You're next.
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(about another second later as Kohaku and Kanna walk away)
Bankotsu: (says something about Kohaku being a ninja)
Kohaku: (groan) For crying out loud, I am not a ninja!
Bankotsu: Then what are ya?
Kohaku: Didn't we just go over that last week? Ugh, I can not believe I even took this job!
Bankotsu: Yeah well--
Kohaku: Don't even! I'll be in my trailer!
Kanna: (calling out to him as he walks away) Door's open to mine if you want!
Kohaku: (slightly annoyed at her) I'll keep that in mind.
(episode 110: Enter Bankotsu, Leader of the Band of Seven)
Bankotsu: (trying to write a ransom note or something as the others get there) ... Renkotsu!
Renkotsu: Yes?
Bankotsu: (throws him a brush and a piece of paper) You're the smart one.
Suikotsu: Well, it is safe to say you're not.
Bankotsu: ...And exactly what is that supposed to mean?
Suikotsu: (mocking a line he has later, in a kinda dopey voice) 'Ooh, look how shiny it is!' (regular voice) Sound familiar?
Bankotsu: (growl) Y'know, Renkotsu may be smart, but I'd say you're the obnoxious one!
Jakotsu: Yeah, totally!
Bankotsu: Shut up, Jakotsu.
Jakotsu: Yes sir.
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(after Bankotsu gets his sword back from some kind of castle)
Jakotsu: So, you got your companion back? (twitches)
Bankotsu: ... You okay, Jakotsu?
Jakotsu: Oh yeah, I'm fine. (twitch) Why do you ask?
Bankotsu: (as if it's obvious-- not that it isn't) You're twitching.
Jakotsu: Me? Twitching? (twitch) That's ridiculous! You know I only do that if I'm jealous!
Bankotsu: Right... (takes a step away from Jakotsu. turns to camera guy.) Save me.
camera guy: (in bandages) Hey, I want no part of this!
Bankotsu: - - Thanks.
(episode 92: Plot of the Walking Dead)
Inu: (to Miroku) Those clay soldiers have miasma in their chests!
Miroku: Oh, so now you're the asthmatic!
Inu: - - Shut up.
Miroku: What, I don't get a say in this?
Inu: Not really, no.
(episode 32: Kikyo and Inuyasha, Into the Miasma-- not a word outta you, Miroku!)
(when Kikyo goes into the cave)
Kikyo: ...The dead souls are trying to escape.
boombox: You love me but you don't know who I am/ I'm torn between this life I lead and where I stand/ And you love me but you don't know--
Kikyo: Kanna! For cryin' out loud!
Kanna: (shrug) Just speakin' for the souls.
Kikyo: (raises an eyebrow) By saying...?
Kanna: Let Me Go! Have you been living in a hut?
Kikyo: Well where do you suggest I live, in a non-existent mansion?
Kanna: If that would get rid of you, yeah, why not?
(episode 33: Kikyo, Captured By Naraku (yay!))
Inu: Who, though? Who else am I supposed to protect?...
Sango: Should we tell him?
Miroku: He's a big boy, Sango. He'll figure it out eventually.
(10 minutes later...)
Sango: - -
Miroku: (checks his watch)
Inu: (stiiill thinkin...)
Kikyo: (looong gone)
Sango: (annoyed) He'll figure it out eventually, huh?
Miroku: Uhmm... yeah. Give him a minute.
(long pause)
Miroku: Or two.
(half an hour passes)
Sango: Or thirty?
Miroku: (turns around and walks away) I give up. I'm leaving.
Sango: (follows him) Hold the elevator.
Inu: . . . Hey wait! I know! I gotta protect Ka-- (realizes everyone left) Uhh, guys?. . . Gu-uys?. . .
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Kikyo: Demon Naraku? Or is it... (zoom in, like the camera's supposed to...)
SMACK!
Kikyo: OW! (puts a hand to her face where she got hit) Who the heck is working that stupid cam--
me: (whistles inncoently)
Kikyo: . . . You...
me: ... (looks around. points to herself 'innocently') Me?
Kikyo: Yes. (grabs a bow and arrow) You.
me: O O ...Uhh... (gulp) (runs away screaming)
Kikyo: (puts her weaponry down) Tsch, yeah. Quite a threat. (gets whacked with a slipper) ... (eyebrow twitches)
me: (far away) Sorry!... kinda.
(episode 37: The Man Who Fell In Love With Kagome)
(just one thing you need to know about this one: I only watch the English version of IY. think 'English voice actors.')
(I cant remember what was going on here, but I think one of the birds of paradise was gonna attack Kagome)
Inu: (to the rescue!) MONECAAAA!
Kag: O O
crew: (snickering, holding back laughs, etc.)
Inu: (realizes everyone's staring at him) ... What?
Kag: Uhh... I'm Kagome.
Inu: Yeah, I know.
Kag: I don't think ya do.
Inu: What? What'd I say?
Kag: You called me Moneca, you idiot!
Inu: You're the idiot! I mean, isn't that your name?
Kag: I'd prefer Kagome while we're filming, you lunk!
Director: (sigh)
camera guy: (eating popcorn. well, actually, his friend has to give it to him b/c he cant move his arms. the other cg is throwing it into his mouth, occasionally missing him and hitting him in the face with it.)
Sango: (still watching Inuyasha and Mo-- pardon me, Kagome) This could take a while.
Miroku: Yup... Wanna go get lunch?
Sango: Sure. (walks away with him. Shippo and Kilala follow)
Hakkaku: . . . (to Ginta) Y'know, I have been wanting to see Fantastic Four lately.
Ginta: (shrugs) Ah, what the heck? We got nothin' better to do. (walks away)
Hakkaku: (walks away)
(well, this isn't really going anywhere, let's just move on.)
(episode 84 again. I think.)
Inu: I hope you're safe, Moneca.
crew: (cracks up)
Inu: I did it again, didn't I?
Director: (actually laughing) Yeah.
Inu: (hangs his head, ashamed)
Miroku: Man, get it together, will ya?
Inu: (glares at him)
(episode 27: Lake of the Evil Water God)
(just before 'my intentions were honorable')
Miroku: (trying to wake Sango up) Sango. Sango! Kelly! (growl) Why isn't she answering me?
Director: Gee, I don't know, it could be 'cause you just called her KELLY.
Miroku: O O . . . I did?
Director: You did.
Inu: Who's gotta get it together now, huh?
Miroku: (growl)
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(I loved when he said this! no surprise, though)
Inu: Saving Kagome has to come first!
Miroku and Sango: (look at each other. smile) Kagome and Inu, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G--
Inu: Hey, it's not like that! She... she, uh... o-ows me a bowl of ramen!
Sango: (laughs) Yeah, sure she does.
Miroku: (also laughing) (sigh) Oh boy.
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(final scene)
Kag: Y'know, I gotta admit, that was probably one of our easiest battles yet.
everyone: (stares at her)
Kag: . . . What?
Inu: Just shut up and gimme that ramen you owe me.
Kag: Ramen? I didn't even bring ramen for this episode.
(episode 117: Vanished in a River of Flames)
(final scene)
(Kagura is sitting on the side of a bridge. I could only imagine there's some kind of bottomless pit underneath it.)
Kanna: (apears out of nowhere (that was just freaky, btw)) Kagura--
Kagura: (freaks out and falls off the bridge) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kanna: Wow, look at her go. (watches her fall until she hears a very faint smack) . . . Cool! Do that again!
Kagura: (just barely audible) Oh, shut up!
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(preview)
(everybody's been talking pretty quickly)
Sango's voice: Next time, Into The Depths of Mt. Hakurei.
Miroku's: I'm sorry, Sango, but you at least must live.
Kanna's: ... Who the heck is everyone talking to?
Kagura's: Do you ever shut up?'!
Kanna's: Hey, be thankful I didn't have the boombox this time!
Sango's, Miroku's, and Kagura's: . . . Good point.
I think I'll stop here for now.
sorry for the wait. but expect more soon! I'll have The Twin Factor updated in a little bit!