Mickey
STATUS: Completed 9-17-05
SEASON: Any before Apophis died ...for the last time.
WORD COUNT: 100
AUTHORS NOTE: I told you my muse was being mean to Sam. It's her fault.
"Ugh! Carter, throw that sponge in the garbage. There's a new one under the sink."
"I'm really sorry about this, Sir. It just ...exploded."
"What was it supposed to be?"
"Spaghetti sauce."
"Only you could make spaghetti sauce explode. Are you sure that wasn't one of your experiments?"
"Not funny, Daniel."
"Perhaps we should give some of this to Apophis, Major Carter. It could be a formable weapon were he to eat it."
"You've been hanging around the Colonel too long, Teal'c."
"Yes, he learns fast."
"You're a bad influence, Jack."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Not."
"Are."
THE END