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Baggy Phantom
Naughty ballet rats in nasty opera houses
Madame Giry's breaking all the rules
Having fun by playing fools
Smashing up the opera stage
All the managers in the pub
passing round the ready rub
Trying not to think of when
Carlotta will sing again
Oh what fun we had
But it really turned out bad
All i learnt at the opera
Was how to bend and break rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so right
Trying different ways
Of making a difference to the days
Madame Giry had enough today
all the ballet rats have gone away
Gone to fight woth next doors oprea house
After every show thats the rule
Sits alone and bends her cane
Same old backsides again
All the small people tell tall tales
walking back to their dorm and squishing spiders
Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Playing tricks on the stage
Ticking off the Giry after dark
Baggy phantom dirty cloak
Punjabbing people and nicking food
Managers come to break it up
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