My name is Drifter. The Shang Dragon Liam Ironarm's 'faithful' horse. Mind you, that stupid Dragon can't even name horses properly. Or people, for that matter. The woman Alanna, for instance. He called her kitten. She resembles a kitten as much as I resemble her manservant Coram. Liam is, in my opinion, a word I heard the chief hostler say. You nincompoop, he was shouting one night. Liam is a nincompoop, as I like to call him. Or lima bean. I like lima beans. That's just about the only thing Liam is good at. Giving me lima beans. Liam gives me lima beans. That almost rhymes. But it doesn't, so what the heck.
Want to know why Lima Bean calls me Drifter? Is that a yes? Because if it isn't, I'm still telling you. Anyway. Lima Bean calls me Drifter because his brain is the size of a lima bean. Maybe I should eat it. But then again, Lima Bean's brain is smaller than a lima bean. A lima bean probably has an IQ higher than that of Liam Ironarm's. Did you know he made up the 'Ironarm' part of his name? Stupid. I mean, he still has an arm made of flesh and bone. He's crazy.
How was it? It's meant to be a one-shot, but if I get fifteen-twenty reviews, I'll might write another chappie. Or I might reduce that number to ten. Anyway, please review! I just wrote this, and my little bro thinks that it's funny. He also thinks that I am crazy. But then again, just about everyone thinks I am. My mum thinks I should be a boy. But I'm not a boy, so there. Whatever. Boys are all such crazy idiots. They are totally mental. Anyway, I feel like ranting on and on about something. So. One of my best friends, she and her friends write Fanfiction. (Gardevoir-Mages). They got a flame from someone called IlikeToType. He said that he was ashamed of being in the same species as them, then a second later said that they were monsters and ogres. That means that he is also an ogre. Strange, how the human mind works. Correction: strange, how the male human mind works.
P/S Sorry to all you boys out there who read the last sentence I wrote. But wow, for me, it is totally true.