Star Wars Episode 7
Revenge of the THITH
"You know what you must do George?"
"No"
"You must destroy the new threat to galaxy"
"A new threat"
"Yes an ancient group of Jedi called the Thith"
"Don't
you mean the sith?"
"Nope the Thith"
"Carry on master…"
"The Thith are an ancient form of Jedi located at a part of the galaxy which is unmapped
There
leader, Darth Tader, is trying to resurrect Darth Vader from the dead
so he may join the Thith and you know what that means?"
"Star
Wars Episode 7 will be made?"
"Yes but more importantly the
world will be under Vader and Taders threat"
"So were pretty much screwed"
"Not unless you can stop him"
"Why
Me?"
"Because I don't like you very much!"
"Damn it!"
"Now be off with you I have more important things to do"
"Like what"
"Eating Drinking and Sleeping, sometimes life's TOO hard"
So off our hero, George Lucas went into his double millennium fighter pod thingummy v2.0 beta with the alloy wheels the DVD player and the oven (I don't know where he will fit though?).
Eventually when he finished watching the Exorcist in his pimped out Space Pod (it's very bling and scary) he got out of the Space Pod and started to fight super droids which were attacking him for no apparent reason.
Suddenly A SOOPER droid came out with just one step could shatter all of the droids
Now he was done for!