Cold Autumn Days

by FunnelCakeRoxMySox

Kagome spends a chilly autumn night in deep thought, and pays dearly for it when she falls into a ice cold river. As she is recovering, Inuyasha is going over some thoughts of his own. InuxKag my first fanfic! [[COMPLETE! w00t!]]

3. Total Random Fun Time!

Welcome, one and all, to the third chapter of Cold Autumn Days! You're in for a funny suprise!

DISCLAIMER: Nope, I don't own Inuyasha...trust me, the show would be a helluva lot more interesting if I did () Oh ya, and I don't own MIB neither.

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TOTALLY RANDOM FUN TIME

w00t! Okay, to prove that I am not all that serious, I've decided that every 3 chapters I'm gonna host the Total Random Fun Time Varierty Hour! This is completely unrelated to the story, and is purely for comic relief. Wether or not there are other Total Random Fun Times in the future depeneds on how many reviews I get. Just for the record, Dani is a friend of mine. Ready? Here we go!

Funnel: Hi, everyone! This is the first ever Totally Random Fun Time Variety Hour!

Inuyasha: Catchy. -scoffs-

Funnel: YOU LITTLE BASTARD, TAKE THIS! -throws a cat at Inuyasha-

Inuyasha: -growls and starts to chase the angry cat up a tree-

Funnel: Okay, now that he's out of the way, let's start! I declare...FOOD FIGHT! -throws a moldy pie at Kikyo- TAKE THAT, BIOTCH!

Kikyo: -SPLAT- Grrrrr...JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, DAMMIT!

Funnel: I'M THE WRITER, THAT'S WHO, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!

Sesshomaru: Stupid whores.

Dani: Did you take your pills this morning?

Funnel: Dani! Nice to see you could make it! And, um...maybe. -shifty eyes-

Inuyasha: -tries to climb the tree-

Kagome: Sit, boy! Leave the poor cat alone!

Inuyasha: Fine, dammit! I'm going after that ditz who's writing this! -points to Funnel-

-meanwhile, Dani has dragged Sesshomaru behind a tree and you can hear his cries for help-

Funnel: -calls out- Dani! What the HELL are you doing? -runs to tree and finds Dani kissing Sesshomaru- GASP!

Rin: -whacks Dani with a bat- Stay away from him!

Dani: What the hell! -attacks Rin- YOU LITTLE BRAT, YOU'LL PAY!

Funnel: Erm...okay, we'll just pretend that never happened.

Kagome: But what about poor Rin? She's only a little girl!

Funnel: I SAID IT NEVER HAPPENED, DAMMIT! -erases Kagome's memory with those little things from MIB-

Kagome: Uh...duh?

Miroku, Sango, and Shippo: -cower in fear-

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Voila! The first ever Total Random Fun Time Variety Hour! I hope you like it! Don't worry, after this, it's back to the normal plot. If you want another TRFTVH, though, you have to leave a review saying you enjoyed it! Kk, bai!