Muhahaha! You have foolishly fallen into my trap! Now you must read AND review this chapter! If you don't, the curse of 1,000 olives shall desend upon you! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, OR Fruits Basket...
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TOTALLY RANDOM FUN TIME
Welcome back everyone! I am so looking forward to this! A nice break from all the serious writing! Now, without further to do...TOTALLY RANDOM FUN TIME VARIETY HOUR! w00000000t!
Funnel: Yay! I can't believe I actually made it this far!
Dani: Neither can I. (O.o)
Funnel: ---holds a steel marshmellow menacingly--- Anyone ELSE wanna say something!
Miroku, Sango, Shippo: ---hide in corner in fear of the evil funnel lady--- (O.o)"
Naraku: Hi, everyone! Sorry I'm late! ---looks around--- HEY! This isn't the annual gender-confused villans convention! Where's Envy? And Akito! (((a/n: from FMA and Furuba)))
Funnel and Dani: ---tie Naraku up and throw him in a closet with Kikyo---
Dani: You two behave now! ---snigger---
Inuyasha: Dammit, bitch, I said I was coming after you and I AM! ---whips out tetsuiga and gets ready to attack--- PREPARE TO DIE!
Funnel: Eeeeeek! Oh wait, why am I worrying? I remember, I have my brought my secret weapon in case something like this happened! ---opens a bottle of 6-year-old cheese she had melting in her pocket and throws it an Inuyasha--- HA!
Inuyasha: THAT was your big plan? Throwing a freaking BOTTLE at me? Damn, you----FAINTS FROM STINKY CHEESE SMELL---
Kagome: Inuyasha! Wake up! ---turns to Funnel and Dani--- This is all your fault! Let us go!
Dani: Or what?
Kagome: ---punches Dani in the mouth---
Dani: WHAT THE HELL! OH, IT'S ON NOW, BITCH! ---kicks Kagome in the stomach---
------------CAT FIGHT STARTS-------------
Miroku: ---stares---
Funnel: ---walks over to Miroku and whispers something in his ear---
Miroku: ---smiles mischeivously and then jumps into a nearby bush---
Sango: What on earth did you tell him?
Funnel: Oh, that there were a bunch of playboy maganizes stashed in the bush. ---grins evily---
Shippo: Really!
---everyone stares at Shippo---
Funnel: Er...oh, hell no! Just a few mouse traps! Speaking of which... 3...2...1...
Miroku: OW! DAMMIT! OUCH!
Sango: (O.o)
Funnel: xD
Dani: ----send Kagome flying into the bushes---- Ha! Take that!
Kagome: Ugh...WHAT THE HELL! ARE THESE PLAYBOY MAGAZINES!
Funnel: Nope. xD 3...2...1...
Kagome: ACK! OW!
Sesshomaru: ---comes out from behind the tree--- Dammit, I can't even take my beauty nap with you ass holes screaming like that...
Funnel: OOOOOOO, HE SAID A SWEAR WORD!
Sesshomaru: You say them all the time!
Funnel: Uh-uh.
Sesshomaru: Ya-huh.
Funnel: Uh-uh.
Sesshomaru: Ya-huh.
Funnel: Uh-UH! ----tackles Sesshomaru---- TAKE THAT, GIRLY BOY!
Rin & Jaken: Noooooooooooooooooo! ----try to stop Funnel, who by now has stuffed about 20 metric tons of funnel cake down Sesshomaru's throat-----
Shippo: Wait! Does anyone hear that?
---everyone's silent as they listen to the moaning coming from the closet where Kikyo & Naraku are---
Everyone: (O.O)
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Muhahahaha! God, that was fun to write! And a little longer then the last one! Well, hope you all are anxiously awaiting chapter 7. (I sure hope so!) So, until then, baibai!
: AND REMEMBER:
RANDOM IS GOOD!