Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter. Then I would be sitting somewhere in London laughing hysterically at people's pathetic attempts at writing. But I don't and I'm not. The world is so unfair. The weak plot is mine though. It's from one of my dreams. Steal it and you die.

Ch. Six

Search and Rescue

(A/N: ok, just to catch up with the main characters: Harry is knocked out; Ron is running away with Hermione, who is apparently helpless. Will Hermione allow Ron to continue with this madness? Read on and see!...lol sorry I had to write that last bit. Continue.)

Harry groaned and sat up, rubbing his head. His last memory was reaching out to help Ron up, then….blackness. He looked around, searching for his friends. There were a bunch of elves lying around, probably still unconscious. Ron and Hermione, however, were gone. Harry shook the nearest elf until he woke up.

Nearest elf: wha….?

Harry: What happened to Hermione? Where is she?

Nearest elf, groggily: My Lady ….was taken…by your friend, Ron…he ran…east I think…towards the ruins in the lake.

Harry, shaking the elf violently: What? Tell me more! Is she ok? Hello?

But the elf was unconscious again. Poor bugger. Hermione! He had to find her! What if Ron tried to…Harry couldn't think about what Ron would like to do. He shook his head. East, the elf said. Ok, so Harry would go east. Toward the ruins by the lake. So Harry strutted off determined to heroically save Hermione and by that win fair lady's heart. (A/N: hahahaha…sors)

Hermione groaned and tried to sit up, and tried to rub her head. (A/N: lol hahaha but you cannnnnnnnnnt biotch. Heeheehee) But why couldn't she move? BECAUSE SHE WAS TIED TO A TREE. What the…. Where was Harry to heroically save her from whoever took her….Ron! HE did this! But why? She looked around. She was facing a large lake with old-looking rock formations jutting out. And there was a ship near shore! And Ron was on shore talking to a strangely dressed man! Wait a minuite…this guy was a pirate! (A/N: lol I just love the way this story is going…elves…pirates…whats next? Tune in next time to see! Lol nvm. Continue.) Ron saw she was awake, and led the man over to where she was tied. The man looked handsome, in a piraty sort of way.

Ron, sneering: So, sleeping beauty finally decides to awake. Meet my pal Bob here, (Bob is like Jack Sparrow in my mind lol) he's a pirate if your smart brain hasn't figured out yet.

Bob the pirate: Yo. (A/N: hahaha you know how pirates say yo ho? So this one's kinda gangster. But just don't kill me ok im trying as hard as i can but sadly im not black so bear with me here. Lololol.) –To Ron- she's a pretty broad, her. You have a deal.

Hermione: Deal? What deal?

Ron: Well, your ladyship, after im done with you, Bob here has agreed to let me join their crew (A/N: hahaha sorry I just had to. Lol Ron the pirate. Hahaha) if I give you to them.

Hermione: after you're DONE with me?

Ron, sneering again: yes. You shall soon see the full extent of what I mean.

(A/N: dum dum dum)

Bob: well, yo homie better give da lady dee potion now yo.

(A/N: ok im having fun talking black im sure it's totally wrong but I really mean no offence to blacks. I actually wish I was black. They're naturally tan ;)))

Before Hermione could ask what the potion was, Ron pinched her nose and forced a strange liquid down her throat. Then blackness. (A/N: she gets passed out a lot lol)

Harry had run for hours after Ron's tracks going east. Finally, he heard voices ahead of him. He snuck close to listen.

(Conversation)

Voice de Bob: Yo man now you got yo way with da lady now. Have fun wit hurr if ya know what I means… (chuckles) (A/N: lol…a chuckling pirate…)

Voice de Ron: Yes, but I still feel kinda guilty just leaving her to a bunch of older men. I mean, she never did nothing to you. Why can't she return to the school?

Voice de Bob: she never did nothing but be sexy and beautiful. For that she will never return. Or if she does, you won't. You dig, yo?

Before Ron replied, Harry circled around them and ran towards the still unconscious Hermione. He clamped a hand around her mouth as he woke her and started untying her from the tree. Then they both climbed into a nearby tree and hid until they heard Ron and Bob return to the beach to find she wasn't there.

Ron: No! She can't be gone! She's MINE! I WILL HAVE HER!

Bob: You better find her by nightfall or da deal be off. And so will you. Off to whatever fiery part of hell you're bound.

Ron: I'll find her. She can't have gone far.

Harry and Hermione sat soundless in the tree until Bob went back to his ship and Ron into the forest. They had to escape. And maybe this time, leave their friend behind.

Hm. Interesting chapter. I really do have a plot for this don't worry. I do. Really. It's just kinda slow. So deal. Or read something else. There's plenty other ficts out there. Plz read and review I love advice or praise or anything!

Now, for the responses to my lovely reviewers whom I love and adore:

Machiavelliam: I know Ron isn't sexy..hes a sicko perv. Yes im mean. But keep reading anyway, cuz I know you cant resist my sexiness. Lol.

The Gryffindor Drummer: why thank you. I try.

Primrosefay: glad you like it. But I like the script format. It stays. Sorry. And yes, I do rock. Thanks for noticing.

Im an LDS RubberBand: you laugh too much. But I guess that's still a complement. Nice name, btw.

Mysteriouscharm: yes I am continuing as I prove by this chapter.

GothMayhem: What you guess is what may come….

Volleybabe: why, yes, I do believe that was the best fencing thing I ever described. Also my first. yes Harrys okay. I wont say more