Muhahaha! You have foolishly fallen into my trap! Now you must read AND review this chapter! If you don't, the curse of 1,000 olives shall desend upon you! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

DISCLAIMER: The only person I own in this fanfiction in Funnel. -cries-

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TOTALLY RANDOM FUN TIME

---spins around in her computer chair--- Hewwo, everyone! Welcome to...TOTALLY RANDOM FUN VARIETY HOUR - EDITION 3! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the insanity! xD

NOTE: This continues were TRFTVH 2 left off. Make sure you read that one first!

Funnel: What the hell? ---opens the closet door slightly and gets a quick peek inside--- OH MY FREAKING GOD! ---turns white---

Dani: ---smirks--- A little too much to handle, Megu?

Funnel: Ugh...just shut up! That was just...ugh, freaking digusting...if Jillian were here, she'd understand...

Jilli: Uh...yea I am! xD

Dani: What the fudge? How the hell did you get in here?

Jilli: The door, asshole. xD

--------ten people are needed to hold Dani back----------

Dani: YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR, I'LL -

Kirara: Meow.

Jilli: Wow, that was random. O.o"

Ebs: Not as random as this! -starts dancing-

Funnel: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM!

Jilli and Ebs: The door, duh!

Funnel: -takes a deep breath to calm down- Well, this is an INUYASHA fanfic, so we need to include more Inuyasha characters! So far, it's just us and Kirara!

Kirara: Bark, bark!

Everyone: O.o"

Inuyasha: -snuggles with Kirara as everyone stares- What? She barked! What do you expect?

Miroku: - eyes the four girls and sneaks closer-

Ebs: ACK!

Jilli: EEP!

Dani: AH!

Funnel: WHAT THE HELL! MIROKU YOU SICK LITTLE MOTHER FUDGER, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

-Ebs, Jilli, Dani and Funnel start to chase Miroku while throwing random things at him-

Jaken: What stupid litt- AH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT ME DOWN! -Jilli throws Jaken at Miroku-

- a knock is heard at the door-

Pizza guy: Delivery!

Rin: PIZZA PIZZA PIIIZZZZAAAAA! -eats the pizza man-

Pizza guy: NOOO! Stop! I have a wife and three k- CHOMP

Rin: Tastes like chicken! xD

Funnel: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Kagome: Where's everyone else?

Funnel: -smiles- I pushed them off a - er, I mean they FELL off a cliff!

Sango: WHAT THE HELL! YOU MURDERER! I'LL RIP YOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF!

Funnel: Looks like it SOMEBODY'S time of month --"

Sango: YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU JUST PUSHED MIROKU OFF OF A CLIFF! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ACT?

Funnel: Uh...happy?

Sango: THAT'S IT! -tackles Funnel and then throws her off a cliff into the depths of hell-

Funnel: -looks around- This can't be!

Naraku: Hi! -eats a cookie-

Funnel: No!

Kikyo: Hola! -hugs Naraku-

Funnel: NO!

Barbie: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! -smiles-

Funnel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Yup, so there you have it! I am so sorry this took so long to update! -hugs everyone- I am so sorry, but a lot of things like my summer school project and stuff need to get done. But don't worry, chapter 10 is coming out soon! I think it might be the last one, though...oh well! I'll decide later! -runs off to play Dance Dance Revolution-

(COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT: When playing DDR Extreme, my song of choice is "Love Love Sugar"! YAY!

Again, thank you ALL SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! -hands everyone a complimentary t-shirt that says "I love Total Random Fun Time"-