Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter. Then I would be sitting somewhere in London laughing hysterically at people's pathetic attempts at writing. But I don't and I'm not. The world is so unfair. The weak plot is mine though. It's from one of my dreams. Steal it and you die.
Ch. Seven
Roxanne
A Song CHAPTER, ah yes im brilliant.
Credits go to Le Tango de Roxanne from Moulin Rouge
Will drive you!
Will drive you!
Will drive you!
MAD!
: Ron's head:
She….is…mine…but no, she likes that pretty boy harry. But I WILL HAVE HER!
This last part he yelled. Into the forest. VERY loud.
No surprise that Harry and Hermione heard him.
: Up in some tree:
Harry wakes up in some tree. He looks around. Where's Hermione? Ah, but here's a note! (With impeccable handwriting!) (A/N: hahaha. Im sorry. Really. Im tired.)
: Note with impeccable handwriting:
Harry,
Ron's been yelling into the forest for hours for me. I HAVE to go to him, Harry. If I don't, I'm afraid he will follow us to Hogwarts and make an even bigger fool of himself. I just want you to know that I love you very much and please don't get jealous. It's for the good of us all. Please don't be mad I didn't tell you. You would have just stopped me.
Love,
Hermione♥
: Back into the Tree:
To put it nicely, Harry spent about ten minutes spewing ungracious words and sounding very angsty indeed.
'Well, time to go save Hermione' he thought to himself. 'AGAIN.'
Roxanne
You don't have to put on that red light
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it is right
Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Roxanne
You don't have to sell your body to the night
(A/N: ok, so it doesn't fit PERFECTLY to my story, so sue me. I like it.)
: Ron's little camp thing:
'Aww, he looks so cute when he's not raging over my beauty' thought Hermione. And it was true. Kinda. Ron sat in his camp, just slumped over a log, looking exhausted. But he was all sweaty which kinda took away from the charm. Hermione took a deep breath and walked over to him.
"Ron, you look hot"
: Back to the tree, Harry mulling:
His eyes upon your face
His hand upon your hand
His lips caress your skin
It's more than I can stand!
Hermione said not to be jealous. So I shouldn't be. Really. And she loves me! So I'll get her. After Ron. Darggg!
Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can't fight!
You're free to leave me but
Just don't deceive me
And please believe me when I say
I LOVE YOU!
(A/N: the song does go on, but it just repeats and I think I got the general message across. Continue.)
I WILL go after Hermione. And save her. From Ron. (dum dum dum!)
: THE CAMP:
So Harry goes over to the camp, and he finds all the pirates watching and hooting at a grisly scene. Harry looks. Hermione is half clothed, and runs all around the camp, trying to evade (A/N: ooh wordly wise!) Ron. So Harry gets really mad and crazy and starts shooting spells everywhere. Then a particularly nasty spell makes a lot of smoke, and then there is silence.
: Hermione's head:
Oh…my…god. Am I dead? I'm dead I'm so dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead. Ron's killed me. Somehow. Agggh! I can't see!
: Harry's head:
Oh…my...god. Is Hermione dead? She's dead she's so dead she's dead she's dead she's dead. I've killed her. Somehow. Agggh! I can't see!
(A/N: haha sors I just had to. Couldn't resist. It's just so cute. Ok ok continue.)
: THE CAMP:
The smoke cleared. And the small amount of people stared at the destruction that Harry did.
Whew
Im sorry I didn't update. I just didn't feel like it. And also I was thinking up the end of this annnnnnnnnnnnd the plotline for the sequel which will be called Perfect Opposites and is coming soon!
And now I will not answer any of my comments as ive forgotten which I have already answered.
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laura, almost 15, charming but insane
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