Kousuke: I seriously think this will be my favorite chapter. Will you think so to? But anyways last night I sat on the computer for five hours, reading a 5 chapter story. It from now on, is my favorite yxh story to live! Even ask Rujutoshi. Probably not her opinion, but it is mine. A lot of YxH in it…..and that's the way I like it. Lol. Enjoy!
Note: I just noticed that I killed Kurama….when I hate Kuwabara so much more than him. Hmmm, wasn't thinking when I did that.
Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to Megan since me and her went to the Zoo today.
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYuHakusho.
Rating: T (might be heavy cussing in this chapter)
BLACK TAIL
Chapter 8: Z.O.O
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"Where the hell were you guys?" Kuwabara stood at the door way of their house.
"We were doing something…..I regret like hell now." Hiei walked passed Kuwabara at the door. "I apparently drank way too much."
"Oh, so that's your excuse?" Yusuke laughed, he watched Hiei walk up to carpeted stairs.
"Where's my mom?" He added to Kuwabara.
"She went home. She promised to not try and commit suicide again….but hey, you could never trust Atsuko. You have to admit." Kuwabara randomly found a carrot and bit into it.
"Sure." Yusuke proceeded to ignore him and walked into the house, closing the door behind him.
Kuwabara fallowed him, still fisting upon his random carrot. "The mail came in today..." He took a seat next to Yusuke on the sofa. "There are tickets to the Tokyo Zoo. I mean…we can go if you and Hiei are up to it."
"The Zoo? Yeah the hell right! I am not going to that place with all those fucking smelly animals!" Yusuke made his decision final.
"Humph. HIEI!" Kuwabara called for him, unfortunately, Hiei was standing behind him.
"What?"
"Oh…..Want to go to the Zoo?" Kuwabara was already guessing his answer.
Hiei's eye twitched. "What the HELL is a ZOO?"
Yusuke choked out a laugh. "You don't know what a zoo is?"
"Hn. They didn't have these…..'Zoo' things in demon world." Hiei crossed his arms.
"Ok…a Zoo is kind of like an amusement park. It has-
"WAIT! What in the name of hell is an amusement p-
"Shut up! I am explaining a zoo! No time to explain an amusement park!" Yusuke raised a finger before calmly settling again.
"It has many animals to stare at there. Many. All wild animals. It has little souvenir shops too, and all sorts of fun things. Hiei, you might hate a lot of things, but this stinky place….can be awesome." Yusuke shrugged, taking a sigh as he ended his 'speech.'
"I thought you didn't want to go?" Kuwabara added.
"I want to go now….so Hiei can…experience it." Yusuke kicked his shoes off. "But we have to be back before dark…."
"Ok….we'll go tomorrow. But yeah, hey, I just noticed something. You're sitting on the couch all wet from that stupid storm!" Kuwabara whined.
"Oh? Ha, I didn't even notice." Yusuke stood and started making his way to the stairs. "I'll go change then."
"Sometimes…..he is such an idiot." Kuwabara rubbed his forehead.
"Like you?" Hiei followed Yusuke up the long steps. "Idiot."
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Hiei store down at the bags Yusuke and Kuwabara were holding in there hands. "Mornin'! Ready to go?"
"There is no way we are carrying that shit around all day!"
"We need food and drinks Hiei." Yusuke corrected.
"Uh….not really. There are restaurants and stuff there, Urameshi." Kuwabara then corrected him.
"Oh." Yusuke dropped the things to the floor. "Shall we?"
When they arrived there were cars in the parking lot everywhere. It was 10 in the morning thought….sot it wasn't too bad…..yet.
"Where are these….animals?" Hiei searched the parking lot.
Yusuke walked beside Hiei. "There not gonna be in the parking lot dumb ass!"
"Hn. Seeing that after I basically screwed you, you still have a prissy attitude towards me." Hiei smirked as he watched Yusuke's brow raise.
"How pleasant to talk about."
The three of them stood at the ticket line. "Here's your tickets sir!" A random fat lady dressed in all blue said.
Kuwabara handed the other two tickets the Yusuke and Hiei, keeping one for himself.
After showing another fat random lady there tickets for entrance, they made there way over to the Elephants.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww there so flippin cute!" Yusuke choked, watching the 'phants swing there trunks.
"They smell very………..badly." Hiei made a statement.
"That's the way fat things are. "Kuwabara joked as he took a picture of the 'phants.
"So you mean to tell me that that fat lady back there really smells as bad as these things DO?" Hiei was being rather sarcastic.
"Very."
"Where next? To the Flamanga's?" Yusuke asked, walking away from the fence that guarded the Elephants small land.
"There called Flamingo's stupid!" Kuwabara corrected.
"Ha, I remember once I joked and accidentally called a Giraffe a Gayraffe." Yusuke laughed at the fond memory.
"Nice." Hiei and Kuwabara said at the same time.
"Look daddy." A little girl with her dad pointed at Hiei. "He's scary and ugly."
"Your ugly you fuc-
Yusuke slapped his hand over Yusuke's mouth, and they continued walking to the flamingoes.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww those are cute too!" Yusuke laughed again, the flash of Kuwabara camera blinding him for a sec. "Damn it."
"Do these creatures have to be pink? It's a horrible state of color." Hiei was seriously telling the truth. Pink is a horrible color.
"Ok….what nex-OMG! LIONS!" Yusuke cried out, people returning many stares.
Yusuke ran to this glass window thing where a Lion and a Lioness were cuddled together in the corner.
Flash
"Damn it!" Yusuke cried and turned around and hit the person with the camera. "I told you to stop doing that Kuwabara! Are you st- Oops….." Yusuke had indeed…striked a random Amish person.
"Uh...cough cough….moving on." Yusuke scuttled away.
Walking away Yusuke ran into Kuwabara and Hiei. "Well we seen the lions….now we need to see…"
"Tigers?" Kuwabara thought.
"Bears?" Hiei thought.
"Oh my!" The three of them turned to see a woman who screamed that. "That damn bird stole my fry I dropped!"
"Allrighty then…..tigers or maybe the rainforest?" Yusuke shrugged.
"We'll go to the rainforest last. Now, well go to the bears, polar bears, and seals….then tigers ….then Zebras. And anything else we can find." Kuwabara tucked his little map back into his front pants pocket.
When they arrived at the bears, one was sleeping, and one was starring at a rock.
"Bears are one of my favorite animals." Kuwabara spoke up.
"Why?" Yusuke was carefully watching the sleeping one twitch in its sleep…
"I suppose there is no reason…….I just do." He shrugged.
"I like wolves….they are fierce." Hiei thought he might add.
Yusuke smiled. "Hmmm. Really?"
Hiei returned the smiles with a death glare.
"POLAR BEARS! So CUTE!" Yusuke smiled again. One of the polar Bears were very close to the fence.
"Did you drink before we came here, Urameshi?" Kuwabara just had to know.
Yusuke scratched his head. "Yeah….maybe a little."
"How many is a little?" he added.
"Uh…..7 bottles?" Yusuke shrugged and continued to walk to the seals, his friends at his side.
"Look! That one is balancing a ball!" Hiei seemed a bit jumpy.
"Jeez, why so excited?" Yusuke asked.
"Because I want the ball to pop and I want thousands of knives to fall out and kill it! Muahahahahaha!" Hiei grinned one evil smile.
"Uh-huh. Moving on to the TIGERS!" Yusuke cheered.
When they arrived, the two tigers were fighting. From the small crowd there were many oooh's and aaah's heard.
"Woo-hoo! The one that's fatter! Kick the other ones ass! Woo-hoo!" Yusuke cheered aloud.
"You are the best supporter." Kuwabara joked, taking a picture of the wild tigers.
"I want to see a snow leopard." Yusuke whined as they continue to walk to the Zebra's.
"I think there is some in the rain forest. Don't worry we'll see them." Kuwabara admitted.
The three of them walked up the few steps to a little walkway to see the zebra's.
"CUTENESS!" Yusuke cried as he watched two baby Zebra's run around the filed of theirs.
"Hmmm." Hiei licked his lips.
"What Hiei?" Yusuke asked his attention still on the playful animals.
"I…..want to eat them."
"What the fuck?" Kuwabara freaked out.
"…..with nice steak sauce." Hiei added.
"Don't worry Kuwabara. He's kidding."
"No im not. They look good." Hiei smirked.
"Anyways….." A Zebra ran close to them. "I name that one Hiei!"
"Yeah and watch it die two seconds later." Kuwabara joked.
"Oh my god! Somebody get a ranger!" A lady next to them cried. She was more of a slut then a lady.
The three of them turned around and saw the baby Zebra dead.
"Is it sleeping?" Hiei hissed.
"No idiot. It's dead." Yusuke shivered.
"GET OVER HERE……..NOW!" A ranger yelled to the other one as they went and picked the dead Zebra up.
"Wow." They just silently walked away in sorrow.
"Hiei…..you died." Yusuke admitted.
"That is what you get for praising my name on some deformed beast." Hiei spoke.
"Hiei……..I did not name you. And don't worry your not that deformed." Yusuke cracked up.
Get it?
The three of them stopped at a small restaurant, eating before they entered the restaurant.
"This food suck ass." Hiei admitted, chewing like a cow.
"It's ok." Yusuke said, throwing another fry out far so a bird can get it.
"Hmmm….I wonder if I can hurt that old lady with a French fry." Yusuke wondered. He gripped a long fry and through it at an old lady with a cane. Seem to wonder what an old hag would be doing there. But, yeah. The fry hit her in the eye and she started screaming.
"Oops. I hurt people." Yusuke looked up then saw the old lady having a seizure. "Over a fry. Straaange."
So after killing old ladies they made there way to the rain forest.
(A/N: I should start typing in serious. I will for the rainforest.)
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The three of them made there way threw the bottom half of the rain forest. It was where the bats were and other nocturnal animals. Some Nocturnal.
When they walked through the doors…..the room was dimmed but there was still some light. Until the lights went out. It was pitch dark.
"What the hell-
A few seconds later the lights turned back on.
Yusuke had Hiei pushed against a wall. His left arm was under the bottom of his black shirt, wrapped around his waist. His right arm, keeping for his balance, was pushing against the wall. And his warm lips met with Hiei's.
There was a pissed off emotion on Hiei's face. Hiei pulled his lips away slightly and whispered. "Get off you fucking bastard."
Yusuke didn't let go….so Hiei surrendered. He searched for Yusuke's lips again and let Yusuke motion with them.
A couple seconds later the lights went off again. That's when they realized that they were being stared at but….they didn't care.
Again the lights flickered back on a minute or two later. Yusuke had Hiei thrown on the floor. Yusuke and Hiei's shirt were thrown to the side. Small moans coming from each of them from time to time.
When Yusuke stopped kissing Hiei's face and neck for a minute, Hiei looked past the faces and at a window above them. It was barely dark. "Yusuke!"
Yusuke rolled off of him, making progress re-buckle his pants that was almost removed. Him and Hiei pulled there shirts over there heads and ran for the bathrooms.
As they ran from 'there' spot they heard a few people yelling at them. Things like...
"You sick freaks"
"Get the hell away"
Then they heard some people throwing up.
Ha, they were too 'deep' into to notice anything.
They both crashed through the bathroom door. Another window was in the bathroom. The sun was gone. And so were there human forms.
They picked there clothed up in there sharp teeth and hid them in the bathroom. Ready to make a run they crashed through the doors again and ran as fast as they could to the entrance. Many people were screaming thinking a wolf and coyote were free of the zoo.
They passed a few people who worked there. A lot of people started chasing them.
"Men, catch those fucking animals now!" The other people bowed there heads and chased after them with guns.
As they reached the exit to the zoo, they complimented that they were free and rested for a second.
"There those beasts are! KILL them!" the guy yelled.
A guy shot at Yusuke, leaving a hole in his leg.
"Ah fuck!" Yusuke screamed, feeling the blood already trickled down his leg.
"Damn it!" Hiei dug his fangs into Yusuke's back fur and tossed him over his back then darted off as fast as he could. Yusuke's legs were spread to the side, His head resting between Hiei's ears.
"Thanks Hiei…" Yusuke smiled and licked the fur on Hiei's head.
"You know…" Hiei panted his pace still firm. "That back there….it will only be a once in a life time thing." Hiei smiled softly remembering in the rain forest. To him it felt strange…and good.
"Well then I hope…" Yusuke coughed slightly. "Another life time will come soon."
"Hn." Hiei panted some more. "It is screwed up for a wolf to be hitching a ride on a coyote." Hiei kept dodging tree branches. They took a path through the woods.
"If they have a problem with it…" Yusuke laughed. "Then tell them we……" Yusuke laughed again…letting Hiei finish the sentence in his mind.
When they arrived to the place in the woods that looked familiar, they stopped.
"Yusuke…" Hiei set him down from his back. "You have to wait till morning for that to be cured. You can hang tight, right?" Hiei lied lazily in the grass, catching his breath.
"Only…..if you want me too." Yusuke chuckled a bit.
Hiei pounced on top of Yusuke. "Shut up." He stared Yusuke in the eye. "Go to sleep."
Yusuke thought he was going to give him a little snuggle but a smile did enough justice. Nothing can beat his 'time' today.
"Hiei……?"
"What now?" Hiei sighed.
"I just noticed…" Yusuke laughed. "We left Kuwabara back there."
"Good."
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"Um…what are you doing?" Yusuke asked, watching Kuwabara pack clothes in a suit case.
"I had way too much of you fucked up people!" Kuwabara cried. "I mean you were screwing each other in a ZOO!"
"I told you its nothing…..we were just overly drunk." Yusuke lied.
"Bull shit." Kuwabara pointed to a red mark on his neck. "Then what is that!"
"Part of being drunk….." Yusuke felt guilty.
"Sure." Kuwabara carried the suit case out from the door. "Bye."
"DAMN IT!" Yusuke punched Kuwabara. "Nothing is going on between us! We are just friends! Who get overly drunk often!"
To tell you…..Yusuke was telling the truth. Not about drinking…the other part.
They were, and are just friends.
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Kousuke: Hmmm, I never wrote like that before. I had no idea what I was doing. Was it bad or good?
Anyways…
Look forward to the next chapter: Only Friends