Disclaimer: Yeah, right. I really own Calvin and Hobbes. Not.

At Military School:

"Good thing that I brought you, Hobbes. If I didn't, I would be crying right now." said Calvin.

"I brought your water gun and loads of water to refill."

"All right everybody." said a guard. "I will be your leader. My name is Bob. You will sleep in cabin 4."

"All right! That cabin is the closest to the bathroom!" said a boy.

"Run 10 miles, mister!" yelled Bob. Then everybody went to sleep.

Then Calvin woke up at 1:00 am. Then he got his water gun and then he put water in his water gun. Then he picked up his backpack and then shot the guards outside. But Calvin missed them by an inch.

"How dare you try to shoot us!" said a guard. "You will have to climb a rope that has wasps on the rope."

At the rope:

"Wow, this is really easy." said Calvin. But the guard wasn't watching because Calvin was getting stung by wasps.

"Why doesn't it hurt?" saidthe guard.

"I got stung by wasps 1,000 times, so I am used to them." said Calvin. Then he went away.

At lunch:

Calvin brought Hobbes to lunch so everyone is laughing at him. But he didn't know that he was being laughed at so he laughed for no reason. But the other kids didn't know why he was laughing so they just stopped laughing. So they started to think he was a tough guy. The other kids that were at military school with him were bigger than him. So the bigger kids laughed at him because he brought Hobbes with him.

"Get them Hobbes." said Calvin.

"I will do my best." said Hobbes. Nothing happened.

"Wow, he is really stupid." A dude said.

At class:

"Everybody has to cross the water before 10 seconds. The river is 30 feet, top to the bottom. Now go!" said Bob.

Calvin said "I am a professional in swimming. Now watch me." Calvin ran into the water. When he got in, he was so cold that he turned peach color into light blue color.

"Help! Help! I'm going to die!" said Calvin. Then he fell down a waterfall. When he got to the bottom, his pants got torn so his butt showed. Then he when to the cabin.

"Hello, everybody. We are going to have a contest. If you win, you get a brand new bike!" said Bob on the loudspeaker. "You will have to run a mile the fastest to win."

"I am going to get that bike!" said Calvin.

At the running track:

"Tell me how fast I can go after the mile." said Calvin.

"Ok." said Hobbes. On Calvin's first mile, he got 20 minutes. Then he crawled for the second mile. After the mile, Calvin got 1 hour!

"You suck." said Hobbes.

"Then you do it Hobbes. See how you do!" Then Hobbes ran. Hobbes ran so fast, he was on fire! Hobbes got 5 minutes.

"Wow, you're really good. Can you teach me how to run like that?" said Calvin.

"Sure. But a really, really, really, bad person like you, will have to run for a day. We tigers are very good at running. My dad went to the National Tiger Marathon and got first place for ten years in a row!"

A/N: Keep on reading!